Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"Go Shawty, You Had Major Surgery" Get Well Card
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"Happy Birthday Noob" Birthday Card
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"Let's Get Fucked Up" Celebration Card
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"It's a Boy" Newborn Card
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"Oh, You're Still Here?" Farewell Card
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"Ctrl+Z" Apology Card
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"Go Get 'Em, Tiger" Encouragement Card
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"Only Call You to Ask What's Wrong With My Car" Father's Day Card
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"Thank You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Thank You Card
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"You Could've Easily Been a Worse Mother" Mother's Day Card
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"Holy Shit, You're Still Alive" Birthday Card
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"My Girl Weiner is So Hard Right Now" Valentines Card
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"Telling Everyone You're Basically Fucking Every Night" Pregnancy Card
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"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" Christmas Card
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"You Clever Little Cunt" Graduation Card
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"Supposed to Be Opened By a Beautiful Woman" Greeting Card
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"My Therapist Told Me I Should Get You a Card" Greeting Card
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"This is Just Character Development" Sympathy Card
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"Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card
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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Terrible Taste in Memes" Birthday Card
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"I Miss Nutting in You" Valentines Card
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"I Wanna Spend the Rest of My Life With You, Ya Dickhead" Valentines Card
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"Coupon Redeemable For One Make-Out Sesh" Valentines Card
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"Not Even King Arthur Could Pull Me Out of You Tonight" Valentines Card
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"Thanks for Being an Orgasm Donor" Valentines Card
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"I Want You to Crack My Back Like a Glowstick" Valentines Card
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"I Had a Dream We Got Married. No Pressure, Though." Valentines Card
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"Happy Holidays Bitch" Christmas Card
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"Country Boy, I Love You" Valentines Card
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"See You Next Tuesday, Cunt" Greeting Card
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"I Know My Way Awound a Cwiterwis" Valentines Card
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"Remember to Bang in Every Room" Housewarming Card
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"This Property is Definitely on the Brown Part" Housewarming Card
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"Thanks for Not Hittin' It and Quittin' It" Father's Day Card
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"Card Because Mum" Mother's Day Card
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"It's Giving Mother" Mother's Day Card
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"Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good God Split Ya" Farewell Card
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"Makin' You a Gemini" Birthday Card
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"I've Seen What You Put In Your Body" Get Well Card
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"Tiffany Pollard Monologue" Greeting Card
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"You Fill My Cup" Valentines Card
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"Dad, You Did The Best You Could" Father's Day Card
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