Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Not Even King Arthur Could Pull Me Out of You Tonight" Valentines Card
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"Thanks for Being an Orgasm Donor" Valentines Card
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"I Want You to Crack My Back Like a Glowstick" Valentines Card
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"I Had a Dream We Got Married. No Pressure, Though." Valentines Card
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"Happy Holidays Bitch" Christmas Card
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"Country Boy, I Love You" Valentines Card
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"See You Next Tuesday, Cunt" Greeting Card
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"I Know My Way Awound a Cwiterwis" Valentines Card
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"Thanks for Not Hittin' It and Quittin' It" Father's Day Card
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"Card Because Mum" Mother's Day Card
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"It's Giving Mother" Mother's Day Card
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"Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good God Split Ya" Farewell Card
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"Makin' You a Gemini" Birthday Card
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"I've Seen What You Put In Your Body" Get Well Card
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"Tiffany Pollard Monologue" Greeting Card
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"You Fill My Cup" Valentines Card
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"Dad, You Did The Best You Could" Father's Day Card
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"This Girl is the Nastiest Skank Bitch I've Ever Met" Friendship Card
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"Thanks for Being My Errand-Hang Friend" Thank You Card
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"Merry COVIDmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To The Fruit of My Loins" Birthday Card
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"Full Disclosure, I Forgot" Birthday Card
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"You're Gonna Make a Great Grandmother" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday You Needy Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Pack of Dunny Roll" Greeting Card
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"I Hope You Don't Realise You're Dating Down" Valentines Card
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"I Love You to the Fridge and Back" Valentines Card
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"I Wanna Hug You Under The Clothes" Valentines Card
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"My Therapist Says We Shouldn't Be Friends" Friendship Card
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"Merry Eczema" Christmas Card
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"Merry Christmess" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bolt Ons" Birthday Card
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"Your Birthday Was So Last Year" Birthday Card
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"I'm Gonna Deck Your Halls" Christmas Card
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"Take a Ride On My Sleigh" Christmas Card
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"He's Definitely A Boy" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday You Demented Old Bint" Birthday Card
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"This Card Was All Your Birthday Budget Could Afford" Birthday Card
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"Let's Make Like Dementia and Forget It Happened" Apology Card
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"Send Nudes" Valentines Card
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"Let's Never Get a Joint Facebook" Valentines Card
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"Sorry For Doing a Ton of Stupid Shit" Apology Card
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"So You Two Finally Got a Room" Housewarming Card
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"Why You So Obsessed With Me?" Friendship Card
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"Oooooh Traveller" Farewell Card
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"Happy Father's Dad" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Assbutt" Birthday Card
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