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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Country Boy, I Love You" Valentines Card

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    "Weird Animated Porn" Birthday Card

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    "You Put the Fine in Fine Lines and Wrinkles" Birthday Card

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    "Card Because Mum" Mother's Day Card

    "Card Because Mum" Mother's Day Card

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    "Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good God Split Ya" Farewell Card

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    "You Really Suck at Dying" Birthday Card

    "You Really Suck at Dying" Birthday Card

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    "Makin' You a Gemini" Birthday Card

    "Makin' You a Gemini" Birthday Card

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    "I've Seen What You Put In Your Body" Get Well Card

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    "You Fill My Cup" Valentines Card

    "You Fill My Cup" Valentines Card

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    "Dad, You Did The Best You Could" Father's Day Card

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    "Thanks for Being My Errand-Hang Friend" Thank You Card

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    "Merry COVIDmas" Christmas Card

    "Merry COVIDmas" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday To The Fruit of My Loins" Birthday Card

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    "You're Gonna Make a Great Grandmother" Mother's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Needy Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Pack of Dunny Roll" Greeting Card

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    "I Hope You Don't Realise You're Dating Down" Valentines Card

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    "I Love You to the Fridge and Back" Valentines Card

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    "I Wanna Hug You Under The Clothes" Valentines Card

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    "My Therapist Says We Shouldn't Be Friends" Friendship Card

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    "Merry Eczema" Christmas Card

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    "Merry Christmess" Christmas Card

    "Merry Christmess" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Bolt Ons" Birthday Card

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    "Your Birthday Was So Last Year" Birthday Card

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    "I'm Gonna Deck Your Halls" Christmas Card

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    "He's Definitely A Boy" Newborn Card

    "He's Definitely A Boy" Newborn Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Demented Old Bint" Birthday Card

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    "This Card Was All Your Birthday Budget Could Afford" Birthday Card

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    "Let's Make Like Dementia and Forget It Happened" Apology Card

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    "Send Nudes" Valentines Card

    "Send Nudes" Valentines Card

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    "Let's Never Get a Joint Facebook" Valentines Card

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    "Sorry For Doing a Ton of Stupid Shit" Apology Card

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    "So You Two Finally Got a Room" Housewarming Card

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    "Why You So Obsessed With Me?" Friendship Card

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    "Oooooh Traveller" Farewell Card

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    "Happy Father's Dad" Father's Day Card

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