Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"What Are We Like" Valentines Card
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"I'd Totally Go Full 'You'" Valentines Card
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"Thanks for Not Burning Down My House" Thank You Card
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"Blame Your Dumb Ass on Baby Brain" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday You Camp Cow" Birthday Card
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"I Love You, But From a Safe Distance" Valentines Card
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"Find The Back Door Bitch" Encouragement Card
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"Happy Birthday You Clumsy Bitch" Birthday Card
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"You Spark Joy When I Hold You" Valentines Card
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"Happy Manniversary" Anniversary Card
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"I Love Watching You Sleep" Valentines Card
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"You So 2000 and Late" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Porn Addiction" Birthday Card
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"Bugger Me, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Debbie Downer" Birthday Card
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"Sorry For Being a Hormonal Bitch" Apology Card
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"Sorry For Being a Huge Dick" Apology Card
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"Get Well Soon You Sick Fuck" Get Well Card
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"Get Well Soon Bitch" Get Well Card
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"I Won't Object To Your Wedding" Wedding Card
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"You're My Baby Daddy" Father's Day Card
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"Oops, Wrong Daddy" Father's Day Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't Smashed Avo On Toast" Greeting Card
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"It Can't All Be Sunshine and Hookers" Get Well Card
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"Go Shawty, You Had Major Surgery" Get Well Card
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"Happy Birthday Noob" Birthday Card
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"Let's Get Fucked Up" Celebration Card
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"It's a Boy" Newborn Card
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"Thanks for Still Being My Emergency Contact" Greeting Card
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"The Mum, The Myth, The Legend" Mother's Day Card
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"To the Luckiest Mum on the Planet" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Pookie" Birthday Card
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"For Tax Purposes, You Are My Business Associate" Greeting Card
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"Holy Shit, You're Still Alive" Birthday Card
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"My Girl Weiner is So Hard Right Now" Valentines Card
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"I'm Here for Oral Support" Valentines Card
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"Telling Everyone You're Basically Fucking Every Night" Pregnancy Card
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"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" Christmas Card
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"Supposed to Be Opened By a Beautiful Woman" Greeting Card
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"Happy Twink Death" Birthday Card
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"My Therapist Told Me I Should Get You a Card" Greeting Card
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"This Card is a Peanut-Free Zone" Greeting Card
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"Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card
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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Terrible Taste in Memes" Birthday Card
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"I Miss Nutting in You" Valentines Card
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"I Wanna Spend the Rest of My Life With You, Ya Dickhead" Valentines Card
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