Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"You Clever Little Bitch" Graduation Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Graduation Card
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"Happy Twink Death" Birthday Card
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"Please Put Your Phone on Silent" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday You Absolute Lunatic" Birthday Card
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"I Love Our Flirt to Roast Ratio" Valentines Card
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"Merry Christmas You Scroogey Motherfucker" Christmas Card
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"To the Tree You Never Took Down From Last Year" Christmas Card
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"Hairy Clitoris and a Happy Gonorrhea" Christmas Card
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"Let's Blow This Popsicle Stand" Farewell Card
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"Nice Crotch Goblin" Newborn Card
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"As Immaculate as the Neighbour's Lawn" Father's Day Card
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"Never Dropping Me on My... What's It Called Again?" Father's Day Card
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"It's Giving Father" Father's Day Card
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"One In The Birthday, Two In The Wishes" Birthday Card
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"No Matter How Badly I Neglect Our Friendship" Friendship Card
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"Put That Thing Back Where It Came From" Newborn Card
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"I'm Investing In This Pussy" Valentines Card
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"Call Heaven to Tell Them an Angel's Missing" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Uncle" Birthday Card
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"Your Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger" Birthday Card
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"Merry Christmas You Tacky Bitch" Christmas Card
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"You Are My Dad" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday. Also, Your Fly Is Undone" Birthday Card
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"Hanging Out The Passenger Side" Valentines Card
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"Let's Make My Wet Dream A Wet Reality" Valentines Card
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"What Are We Like" Valentines Card
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"I'd Totally Go Full 'You'" Valentines Card
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"Thanks for Not Burning Down My House" Thank You Card
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"Blame Your Dumb Ass on Baby Brain" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday You Camp Cow" Birthday Card
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"I Love You, But From a Safe Distance" Valentines Card
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"My Therapist Says We Shouldn't Be Friends" Friendship Card
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"Find The Back Door Bitch" Encouragement Card
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"Happy Birthday You Clumsy Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Your Birthday Was So Last Year" Birthday Card
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"You Spark Joy When I Hold You" Valentines Card
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"I Love Watching You Sleep" Valentines Card
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"You So 2000 and Late" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Porn Addiction" Birthday Card
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"Bugger Me, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Debbie Downer" Birthday Card
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"Get Well Soon You Sick Fuck" Get Well Card
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"Get Well Soon Bitch" Get Well Card
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"I Won't Object To Your Wedding" Wedding Card
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"Oops, Wrong Daddy" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Douchebag" Birthday Card
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"It Can't All Be Sunshine and Hookers" Get Well Card
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