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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "What Are We Like" Valentines Card

    "What Are We Like" Valentines Card

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    "I'd Totally Go Full 'You'" Valentines Card

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    "Thanks for Not Burning Down My House" Thank You Card

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    "Blame Your Dumb Ass on Baby Brain" Newborn Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Camp Cow" Birthday Card

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    "I Love You, But From a Safe Distance" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Find The Back Door Bitch" Encouragement Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Clumsy Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "You Spark Joy When I Hold You" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Manniversary" Anniversary Card

    "Happy Manniversary" Anniversary Card

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    "I Love Watching You Sleep" Valentines Card

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    "You So 2000 and Late" Birthday Card

    "You So 2000 and Late" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Porn Addiction" Birthday Card

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    "Bugger Me, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Debbie Downer" Birthday Card

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    "Sorry For Being a Hormonal Bitch" Apology Card

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    "Sorry For Being a Huge Dick" Apology Card

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    "Get Well Soon You Sick Fuck" Get Well Card

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    "Get Well Soon Bitch" Get Well Card

    "Get Well Soon Bitch" Get Well Card

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    "I Won't Object To Your Wedding" Wedding Card

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    "You're My Baby Daddy" Father's Day Card

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    "Oops, Wrong Daddy" Father's Day Card

    "Oops, Wrong Daddy" Father's Day Card

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    "Two Dads Are Better Than One" Father's Day Card

    "Two Dads Are Better Than One" Father's Day Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't Smashed Avo On Toast" Greeting Card

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    "It Can't All Be Sunshine and Hookers" Get Well Card

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    "Go Shawty, You Had Major Surgery" Get Well Card

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    "Happy Birthday Noob" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Noob" Birthday Card

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    "Let's Get Fucked Up" Celebration Card

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    "It's Just a Scratch" Get Well Card

    "It's Just a Scratch" Get Well Card

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    "It's a Boy" Newborn Card

    "It's a Boy" Newborn Card

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    "Thanks for Still Being My Emergency Contact" Greeting Card

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    "The Mum, The Myth, The Legend" Mother's Day Card

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    "To the Luckiest Mum on the Planet" Mother's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday Pookie" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Pookie" Birthday Card

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    "For Tax Purposes, You Are My Business Associate" Greeting Card

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    "Holy Shit, You're Still Alive" Birthday Card

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    "My Girl Weiner is So Hard Right Now" Valentines Card

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    "I'm Here for Oral Support" Valentines Card

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    "Telling Everyone You're Basically Fucking Every Night" Pregnancy Card

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    "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" Christmas Card

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    "The Hat with the Tassel Was Worth All the Hassle" Graduation Card

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    "Supposed to Be Opened By a Beautiful Woman" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Twink Death" Birthday Card

    "Happy Twink Death" Birthday Card

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    "My Therapist Told Me I Should Get You a Card" Greeting Card

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    "This Card is a Peanut-Free Zone" Greeting Card

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    "Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card

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    "Happy Birthday to You and Your Terrible Taste in Memes" Birthday Card

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    "I Miss Nutting in You" Valentines Card

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    "I Wanna Spend the Rest of My Life With You, Ya Dickhead" Valentines Card

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