Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Nurturing My Inheritance" Greeting Card
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"Miserable Bastard" Father's Day Card
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"Shit Happens To You A Lot" Sympathy Card
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"Baby on Board" Newborn Card
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"You Redefine Old" Birthday Card
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"Mother of All Days" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day Stud" Valentines Card
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"To The Arguably Happy Couple" Engagement Card
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"Happy Birthday You Miserable Bastard" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Twat" Birthday Card
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"You Remind Me Of My Real Father" Father's Day Card
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"Another Year, Another Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Mother of the Freakin' Year" Mother's Day Card
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"To the World's Okayest Brother" Greeting Card
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"I Had An Everything Shower" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday You Absolute Unit" Birthday Card
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"I'm Glad the Tassel Ended Up on the Hat" Graduation Card
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"Even Though You Have Zero Boobs" Birthday Card
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"Congrats, Bitch" Congratulations Card
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"Please Put Your Phone on Silent" Mother's Day Card
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"Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"I Love Our Flirt to Roast Ratio" Valentines Card
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"Merry Christmas You Scroogey Motherfucker" Christmas Card
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"To the Tree You Never Took Down From Last Year" Christmas Card
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"Hairy Clitoris and a Happy Gonorrhea" Christmas Card
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"Let's Blow This Popsicle Stand" Farewell Card
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"Happy Birthday You Povo Cunt" Birthday Card
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"Nice Crotch Goblin" Newborn Card
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"As Immaculate as the Neighbour's Lawn" Father's Day Card
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"Never Dropping Me on My... What's It Called Again?" Father's Day Card
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"It's Giving Father" Father's Day Card
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"One In The Birthday, Two In The Wishes" Birthday Card
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"No Matter How Badly I Neglect Our Friendship" Friendship Card
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"Retiring? In This Economy?" Retirement Card
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"Put That Thing Back Where It Came From" Newborn Card
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"I'm Investing In This Pussy" Valentines Card
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"Call Heaven to Tell Them an Angel's Missing" Valentines Card
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"So Cute. Was It a Rescue?" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Uncle" Birthday Card
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"Merry Christmas You Tacky Bitch" Christmas Card
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"Please Get Good" Get Well Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Roommate From Hell" Birthday Card
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"You Are My Dad" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday. Also, Your Fly Is Undone" Birthday Card
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"Hanging Out The Passenger Side" Valentines Card
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"Let's Make My Wet Dream A Wet Reality" Valentines Card
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