Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"You're My Mother Fucking Dad" Father's Day Card
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"Some Say It's Locking You Up" Greeting Card
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"Yes I Was Premature, But I Learnt From The Best" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday You Tired Cunt" Birthday Card
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"Gosh, It's Like The Land Before Time Around Here" Birthday Card
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"Let's Make God Turn Away In Disgust" Valentines Card
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"The Interest Rates Have Gone Up Three Times" Housewarming Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Simpsons Hit & Run Remaster" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Favourite Diversity Hire" Birthday Card
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"Tonight Can You Show Me How Babies Are Made" Valentines Card
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"There's No Vaccine For Dat Ass" Valentines Card
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"You Passed My Strict Vibe Check" Valentines Card
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"You're The Yote To My Yeet" Valentines Card
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"Let's Have a Kmart Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy [Redacted] Birthday You Giant [Redacted]" Birthday Card
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"Disappoint You One Last Time" Greeting Card
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"But Can You Play Wonderwall" Birthday Card
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"Happy Manniversary" Anniversary Card
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"I Didn't Know Santa Shopped At Kmart" Christmas Card
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"You Can Open My Chamber Of Secrets" Valentines Card
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"You Leaving Has Got Me Shook" Farewell Card
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"Happy Birthday Shit Lips" Birthday Card
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"Doesn't Involve Your Hands or Mouth" New Job Card
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"Let's Watch Disney and Fuck" Valentines Card
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"Sorry For Being a Hormonal Bitch" Apology Card
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"Sorry For Being a Huge Dick" Apology Card
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"Sorry To Hear About Your Paper Cut" Get Well Card
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"Congrats On The New Digs" Housewarming Card
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"Happy Retirement, You Old Bitch" Retirement Card
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"Nurturing My Inheritance" Greeting Card
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"Miserable Bastard" Father's Day Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't Smashed Avo On Toast" Greeting Card
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"Shit Happens To You A Lot" Sympathy Card
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"Baby on Board" Newborn Card
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"You Redefine Old" Birthday Card
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"Mother of All Days" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Twat" Birthday Card
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"You Remind Me Of My Real Father" Father's Day Card
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"Another Year, Another Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Hope Your New Coworkers Aren't Cunts" New Job Card
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"Thanks for Being My Personal Mechanic" Father's Day Card
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"I Appreciate the Living Daylights Out of You" Thank You Card
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"Mother of the Freakin' Year" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday to the Cunt of the Litter " Birthday Card
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"I'm Here for Oral Support" Valentines Card
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"I Had An Everything Shower" Greeting Card
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"I'm Glad the Tassel Ended Up on the Hat" Graduation Card
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