Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Massive Congrats on Your Divorce" Congratulations Card
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"From Your Little Angel" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday *Side-Eye*" Birthday Card
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"I Got You a Manly Card That Guys Give to Dudes" Greeting Card
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"Two in the Thoughts, One in the Prayers" Sympathy Card
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"Sorry for the Postpartum Depression" Mother's Day Card
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"All My Friends Jumped Off a Cliff but I Didn't Go" Greeting Card
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"Beat It, Toots" Farewell Card
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"Demolish a Kilo of Chocolate" Easter Card
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"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Warhammer" Valentines Card
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"Ciao Bellend" Farewell Card
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"Let's Celebrate With a Curry For The Country" Celebration Card
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"Merry Christmas, What Day Is It?" Christmas Card
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"Happy Turty Turd Birthday You Irish Bastard" Birthday Card
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"To a Fab Dad" Father's Day Card
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"You're My Mother Fucking Dad" Father's Day Card
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"Some Say It's Locking You Up" Greeting Card
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"Yes I Was Premature, But I Learnt From The Best" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday You Tired Cunt" Birthday Card
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"Gosh, It's Like The Land Before Time Around Here" Birthday Card
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"Let's Make God Turn Away In Disgust" Valentines Card
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"The Interest Rates Have Gone Up Three Times" Housewarming Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Simpsons Hit & Run Remaster" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Favourite Diversity Hire" Birthday Card
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"Tonight Can You Show Me How Babies Are Made" Valentines Card
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"There's No Vaccine For Dat Ass" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Work Husband" Birthday Card
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"This Calls For a Truckload of Booze" Congratulations Card
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"You Passed My Strict Vibe Check" Valentines Card
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"You're The Yote To My Yeet" Valentines Card
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"Let's Have a Kmart Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy [Redacted] Birthday You Giant [Redacted]" Birthday Card
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"Disappoint You One Last Time" Greeting Card
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"Walk Up To The Wedding Like Whaddup You Got a Big Rock" Wedding Card
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"Fuck Off" Farewell Card
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"But Can You Play Wonderwall" Birthday Card
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"I Didn't Know Santa Shopped At Kmart" Christmas Card
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"You Can Open My Chamber Of Secrets" Valentines Card
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"You Leaving Has Got Me Shook" Farewell Card
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"Happy Birthday Shit Lips" Birthday Card
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"Doesn't Involve Your Hands or Mouth" New Job Card
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"Balls" Sympathy Card
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"Let's Watch Disney and Fuck" Valentines Card
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"At Least You'll Have a Badass Scar" Get Well Card
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"Sorry I Told Everyone About Your Violent Diarrhea" Get Well Card
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"Sorry To Hear About Your Paper Cut" Get Well Card
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"Congrats On The New Digs" Housewarming Card
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"Happy Retirement You Old Bitch" Retirement Card
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