Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"Let's Lie About How We Met" Valentines Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day Stud" Valentines Card
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"You Tickle My Fancy" Valentines Card
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"To The Arguably Happy Couple" Engagement Card
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"Booked In a Hangover" Celebration Card
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"Happy Birthday You Miserable Bastard" Birthday Card
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"Happy Stepfather's Day" Father's Day Card
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"Thank You for Supporting My Terrible Decisions" Thank You Card
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"I Went to Badass Mumtown and Everyone Knew You" Mother's Day Card
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"Thanks for Still Being My Emergency Contact" Greeting Card
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"To the Luckiest Mum on the Planet" Mother's Day Card
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"For Tax Purposes, You Are My Business Associate" Greeting Card
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"I'm Not a Waitress But I'll Take Your Tip" Valentines Card
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"You've Made My Hole Weak" Valentines Card
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"Even Though You Have Zero Boobs" Birthday Card
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"This Card is a Peanut-Free Zone" Greeting Card
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"From the Cute One" Mother's Day Card
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"Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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"Not With You for the Money Because You Don't Have Any" Valentines Card
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"We Were a Match Made in Grindr" Valentines Card
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"We Finally Found a Card As Big As Your Ego" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Happy Holidays Dickhead" Christmas Card
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"This Holiday Makes Me Want to Murder People" Christmas Card
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"Santa's on a Budget This Year" Christmas Card
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"Giddy Up Jingle Horse, Pick Up Your Feet" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday You Povo Cunt" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthin'" Newborn Card
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"Kinda Shocked They Said Yes" Engagement Card
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"Massive Congrats on Your Divorce" Congratulations Card
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"Happy Birthday *Side-Eye*" Birthday Card
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"I Got You a Manly Card That Guys Give to Dudes" Greeting Card
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"Two in the Thoughts, One in the Prayers" Sympathy Card
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"Sorry for the Postpartum Depression" Mother's Day Card
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"All My Friends Jumped Off a Cliff but I Didn't Go" Greeting Card
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"Retiring? In This Economy?" Retirement Card
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"Beat It, Toots" Farewell Card
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"Demolish a Kilo of Chocolate" Easter Card
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"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Warhammer" Valentines Card
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"So Cute. Was It a Rescue?" Newborn Card
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"Ciao Bellend" Farewell Card
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"Let's Celebrate With a Curry For The Country" Celebration Card
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"Merry Christmas, What Day Is It?" Christmas Card
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"Please Get Good" Get Well Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Roommate From Hell" Birthday Card
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"Happy Turty Turd Birthday You Irish Bastard" Birthday Card
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"To a Fab Dad" Father's Day Card
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