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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Let's Lie About How We Met" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Valentine's Day Stud" Valentines Card

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    "You Tickle My Fancy" Valentines Card

    "You Tickle My Fancy" Valentines Card

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    "To The Arguably Happy Couple" Engagement Card

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    "Booked In a Hangover" Celebration Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Miserable Bastard" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Stepfather's Day" Father's Day Card

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    "Thank You for Supporting My Terrible Decisions" Thank You Card

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    "I Went to Badass Mumtown and Everyone Knew You" Mother's Day Card

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    "Thanks for Still Being My Emergency Contact" Greeting Card

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    "To the Luckiest Mum on the Planet" Mother's Day Card

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    "For Tax Purposes, You Are My Business Associate" Greeting Card

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    "I'm Not a Waitress But I'll Take Your Tip" Valentines Card

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    "You've Made My Hole Weak" Valentines Card

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    "This Card is a Recession Indicator" Greeting Card

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    "Even Though You Have Zero Boobs" Birthday Card

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    "This Card is a Peanut-Free Zone" Greeting Card

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    "From the Cute One" Mother's Day Card

    "From the Cute One" Mother's Day Card

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    "Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card
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    "Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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    "Not Us, Not Hermione, You" Extra Large Birthday Card
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    "Not With You for the Money Because You Don't Have Any" Valentines Card

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    "We Were a Match Made in Grindr" Valentines Card

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    "We Finally Found a Card As Big As Your Ego" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Happy Holidays Dickhead" Christmas Card

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    "This Holiday Makes Me Want to Murder People" Christmas Card

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    "Santa's on a Budget This Year" Christmas Card

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    "Giddy Up Jingle Horse, Pick Up Your Feet" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Povo Cunt" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Fuckhead" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Fuckhead" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthin'" Newborn Card

    "Happy Birthin'" Newborn Card

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    "Kinda Shocked They Said Yes" Engagement Card

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    "Massive Congrats on Your Divorce" Congratulations Card

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    "Happy Birthday *Side-Eye*" Birthday Card

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    "I Got You a Manly Card That Guys Give to Dudes" Greeting Card

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    "Two in the Thoughts, One in the Prayers" Sympathy Card

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    "Sorry for the Postpartum Depression" Mother's Day Card

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    "All My Friends Jumped Off a Cliff but I Didn't Go" Greeting Card

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    "Retiring? In This Economy?" Retirement Card

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    "Beat It, Toots" Farewell Card

    "Beat It, Toots" Farewell Card

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    "Demolish a Kilo of Chocolate" Easter Card

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    "Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Warhammer" Valentines Card

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    "So Cute. Was It a Rescue?" Newborn Card

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    "Ciao Bellend" Farewell Card

    "Ciao Bellend" Farewell Card

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    "Let's Celebrate With a Curry For The Country" Celebration Card

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    "Merry Christmas, What Day Is It?" Christmas Card

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    "Please Get Good" Get Well Card

    "Please Get Good" Get Well Card

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    "Happy Birthday To My Roommate From Hell" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Turty Turd Birthday You Irish Bastard" Birthday Card

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    "To a Fab Dad" Father's Day Card

    "To a Fab Dad" Father's Day Card

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