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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "The Man, The Myth, The Bellend" Father's Day Card

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    "You Nailed It" Congratulations Card

    "You Nailed It" Congratulations Card

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    "You're a Cracking Lass" Valentines Card

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    "Today You are a Qualified Bitch" Graduation Card

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    "You're My Big Gay Valentine" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday Lanky Prick" Birthday Card

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    "Sorry Your Baby is a Cunt" Newborn Card

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    "I'm Your Happy Meal" Valentines Card

    "I'm Your Happy Meal" Valentines Card

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    "I Hope You Come Back Less of a Cunt" Farewell Card

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    "Remembrall The Good Times We Had" Celebration Card

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    "Holy Shit, I Forgot Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "You Keep Doing You" Encouragement Card

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    "You Repulse Me The Least" Valentines Card

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    "You're Fucking Fine" Valentines Card

    "You're Fucking Fine" Valentines Card

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    "Merry Christmas Santa’s Naughty Girl" Christmas Card

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    "You're Fucking Smart" Graduation Card

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    "Not Bad For A Dad" Father's Day Card

    "Not Bad For A Dad" Father's Day Card

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    "Sick Parenting Skills" Father's Day Card

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    "Your Birthday is Going to Be the Tits" Birthday Card

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    "You're Pretty Dope For a White Lady" Mother's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday *Judges You*" Birthday Card

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    "I Got It From My Mama" Mother's Day Card

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    "Let's Lie About How We Met" Valentines Card

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    "You Tickle My Fancy" Valentines Card

    "You Tickle My Fancy" Valentines Card

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    "Stop Complaining and Get Back To Work" Get Well Card

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    "Happy Birthday Bellend" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Bellend" Birthday Card

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    "Booked In a Hangover" Celebration Card

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    "Maximum Birthday" Birthday Card

    "Maximum Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Stepfather's Day" Father's Day Card

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    "There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

    "There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

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    "I Love You as Much as You Don't Love Dad Anymore" Mother's Day Card

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    "I Went to Badass Mumtown and Everyone Knew You" Mother's Day Card

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    "It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Against All Odds, You Made It to 30" Birthday Card

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    "I'm Not a Waitress But I'll Take Your Tip" Valentines Card

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    "You've Made My Hole Weak" Valentines Card

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    "Wow, You're the Oldest __ Year Old I've Ever Met" Birthday Card

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    "You Really Put the 'T' in LGBT" Greeting Card

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    "We’re Here, We’re Queer" Anniversary Card

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    "From the Cute One" Mother's Day Card

    "From the Cute One" Mother's Day Card

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    "Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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    "Not With You for the Money Because You Don't Have Any" Valentines Card

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    "We Were a Match Made in Grindr" Valentines Card

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    "We Finally Found a Card As Big As Your Ego" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Happy Holidays Dickhead" Christmas Card

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    "This Holiday Makes Me Want to Murder People" Christmas Card

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    "Santa's on a Budget This Year" Christmas Card

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    "Giddy Up Jingle Horse, Pick Up Your Feet" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthin'" Newborn Card

    "Happy Birthin'" Newborn Card

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    "Kinda Shocked They Said Yes" Engagement Card

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