Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"The Man, The Myth, The Bellend" Father's Day Card
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"You Nailed It" Congratulations Card
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"You're a Cracking Lass" Valentines Card
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"Today You are a Qualified Bitch" Graduation Card
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"You're My Big Gay Valentine" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday Lanky Prick" Birthday Card
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"Sorry Your Baby is a Cunt" Newborn Card
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"I'm Your Happy Meal" Valentines Card
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"I Hope You Come Back Less of a Cunt" Farewell Card
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"Remembrall The Good Times We Had" Celebration Card
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"Holy Shit, I Forgot Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"You Keep Doing You" Encouragement Card
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"You Repulse Me The Least" Valentines Card
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"You're Fucking Fine" Valentines Card
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"Merry Christmas Santa’s Naughty Girl" Christmas Card
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"You're Fucking Smart" Graduation Card
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"Not Bad For A Dad" Father's Day Card
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"Sick Parenting Skills" Father's Day Card
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"Your Birthday is Going to Be the Tits" Birthday Card
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"You're Pretty Dope For a White Lady" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday *Judges You*" Birthday Card
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"I Got It From My Mama" Mother's Day Card
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"Let's Lie About How We Met" Valentines Card
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"You Tickle My Fancy" Valentines Card
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"Stop Complaining and Get Back To Work" Get Well Card
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"Booked In a Hangover" Celebration Card
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"Maximum Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Stepfather's Day" Father's Day Card
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"I Love You as Much as You Don't Love Dad Anymore" Mother's Day Card
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"I Went to Badass Mumtown and Everyone Knew You" Mother's Day Card
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"It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"I'm Not a Waitress But I'll Take Your Tip" Valentines Card
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"You've Made My Hole Weak" Valentines Card
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"Wow, You're the Oldest __ Year Old I've Ever Met" Birthday Card
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"You Really Put the 'T' in LGBT" Greeting Card
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"We’re Here, We’re Queer" Anniversary Card
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"From the Cute One" Mother's Day Card
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"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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"Not With You for the Money Because You Don't Have Any" Valentines Card
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"We Were a Match Made in Grindr" Valentines Card
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"We Finally Found a Card As Big As Your Ego" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Happy Holidays Dickhead" Christmas Card
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"This Holiday Makes Me Want to Murder People" Christmas Card
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"Santa's on a Budget This Year" Christmas Card
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"Giddy Up Jingle Horse, Pick Up Your Feet" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthin'" Newborn Card
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"Kinda Shocked They Said Yes" Engagement Card
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