Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"From the Cuck Chair" Greeting Card
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"Wow, You're the Oldest __ Year Old I've Ever Met" Birthday Card
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"Congrats, Bitch" Congratulations Card
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"We’re Here, We’re Queer" Anniversary Card
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"Are You My Laundry? Because I Should Be Doing You" Valentines Card
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"Shout Out to Your Bomb-ass Puss" Valentines Card
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"Happy Fucking Holidays" Christmas Card
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"Visited By the Methylated Spirits of Christmas" Christmas Card
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"A One Year Supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics" Greeting Card
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"I Wish My Friends Would Stop Calling You a Dilf" Father's Day Card
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"From Your Little Angel" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Twink" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Numbnuts" Birthday Card
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"Looks Like You Fucked Around and Found Out" Sympathy Card
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"You're The Rarest I've Ever Pulled" Valentines Card
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"You're Like a Cheap Candy Cane" Christmas Card
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"I Wish I Had a Machine Gun, Ho Ho Ho" Christmas Card
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"Your Parents Totally Banged On Valentine's Day" Birthday Card
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"You're Wise Inclusive of Your Years" Birthday Card
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"You Really Steam My Greens" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tin Foil Hat" Birthday Card
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"I Love You, Ergh Cringe" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Work Husband" Birthday Card
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"The Man, The Myth, The Bellend" Father's Day Card
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"This Calls For a Truckload of Booze" Congratulations Card
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"You Nailed It" Congratulations Card
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"You're a Cracking Lass" Valentines Card
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"Today, You are a Qualified Bitch" Graduation Card
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"You're My Big Gay Valentine" Valentines Card
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"Walk Up To The Wedding Like Whaddup You Got a Big Rock" Wedding Card
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"Happy Birthday Lanky Prick" Birthday Card
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"Fuck Off" Farewell Card
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"Sorry Your Baby is a Cunt" Newborn Card
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"I'm Your Happy Meal" Valentines Card
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"I Hope You Come Back Less of a Cunt" Farewell Card
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"Remembrall The Good Times We Had" Celebration Card
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"Holy Shit, I Forgot Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"You Keep Doing You" Encouragement Card
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"Balls" Sympathy Card
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"You're Fucking Fine" Valentines Card
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"Merry Christmas Santa’s Naughty Girl" Christmas Card
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"You're So Fucking Smart" Graduation Card
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"Sorry I Told Everyone About Your Violent Diarrhea" Get Well Card
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"Sick Parenting Skills" Father's Day Card
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"Your Birthday is Going to Be the Tits" Birthday Card
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"You're Pretty Dope For a White Lady" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday *Judges You*" Birthday Card
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"I Got It From My Mama" Mother's Day Card
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