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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Whose Dick Did You Have to Suck?" New Job Card

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    "Con-grad-uation" Graduation Card

    "Con-grad-uation" Graduation Card

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    "Happy Graduation Smart-Ass" Graduation Card

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    "How's The Serenity" Housewarming Card

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    "We All Thought You Retired Years Ago" Retirement Card

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    "Will You Be My Bridesbitch?" Wedding Card

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    "Merry Shitmas" Christmas Card

    "Merry Shitmas" Christmas Card

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    "A Huge, Bloated Thank You" Thank You Card

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    "Go Easy On The Drink" Celebration Card

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    "Sayonara Bitch" Farewell Card

    "Sayonara Bitch" Farewell Card

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    "You're a Total 10" Valentines Card

    "You're a Total 10" Valentines Card

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    "I Love You *Screams Internally*" Valentines Card

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    "Statistically, Your Life is Half Over" Birthday Card

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    "You Finally Graduated" Graduation Card

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    "Happy Birthday Wanker" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Wanker" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Shit for Brains" Birthday Card

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    "Bon Voyage Bitch" Farewell Card

    "Bon Voyage Bitch" Farewell Card

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    "Thanks for Banging Dad" Mother's Day Card

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    "Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "To the World's Okayest Sister" Greeting Card

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    "Meh-ry Christmas" Christmas Card

    "Meh-ry Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Us Personality Hires Have Got to Stick Together" Friendship Card

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    "From the Cuck Chair" Greeting Card

    "From the Cuck Chair" Greeting Card

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    "Are You My Laundry? Because I Should Be Doing You" Valentines Card

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    "Are You a Mild Butter Chicken With a Plain Naan?" Valentines Card

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    "Shout Out to Your Bomb-ass Puss" Valentines Card

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    "Holding Space for the Lyrics of Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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    "Happy Fucking Holidays" Christmas Card

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    "Visited By the Methylated Spirits of Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Release Your Inhibitions and Feel the Rain on Your Skin" Birthday Card

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    "A One Year Supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics" Greeting Card

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    "I Wish My Friends Would Stop Calling You a Dilf" Father's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday Twink" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Twink" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bastard" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Numbnuts" Birthday Card

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    "Looks Like You Fucked Around and Found Out" Sympathy Card

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    "Greetings From Australia" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday Bad Bitch" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Bad Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "You're The Rarest I've Ever Pulled" Valentines Card

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    "You're Like a Cheap Candy Cane" Christmas Card

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    "I Wish I Had a Machine Gun, Ho Ho Ho" Christmas Card

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    "Always Remember, It's Cheaper To Keep Her" Wedding Card

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    "Your Parents Totally Banged On Valentine's Day" Birthday Card

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    "You're Wise Inclusive of Your Years" Birthday Card

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    "You Really Steam My Greens" Valentines Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't More Legroom on Your Flight" Farewell Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Tin Foil Hat" Birthday Card

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    "I Love You, Ergh Cringe" Valentines Card

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    "Sorry Everyone Hates Karens Now" Sympathy Card

    "Sorry Everyone Hates Karens Now" Sympathy Card

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