Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Meh-ry Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Us Personality Hires Have Got to Stick Together" Friendship Card
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"Happy (and I Cannot Stress This Enough) Holidays" Christmas Card
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"Happy Holidays Cunt" Christmas Card
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"Let's Worry About Those Split Ends" Christmas Card
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"Release Your Inhibitions and Feel the Rain on Your Skin" Birthday Card
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"From the Cute One" Father's Day Card
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"Thinking of You and Pan-fried Dumplings" Greeting Card
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"Thinking of You and Guzman y Gomez" Greeting Card
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"You're an Iconic Mother, Doing Iconic Mother Things" Mother's Day Card
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"It's Mother's Day, I Love That for You" Mother's Day Card
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"Greetings From Australia" Greeting Card
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"Believe In Yourself and You Can Do Some Things" Encouragement Card
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"Always Remember, It's Cheaper To Keep Her" Wedding Card
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"Mandatory" Father's Day Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't More Legroom on Your Flight" Farewell Card
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"Don't Fuck it Up" Congratulations Card
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"Happy Birthday You Simp" Birthday Card
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"I Want Your Cooties" Valentines Card
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"I Want You To Play With My Ding-a-ling" Valentines Card
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"We're Always Finishing Each Other's Penises" Valentines Card
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"You Do Me One Heck of a Feel" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday You Diabetic Bitch" Birthday Card
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"You're My Right Hand Nan" Greeting Card
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"I Fucked Ya Dad" Friendship Card
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"The Grim Reaper Just Left a Voicemail" Birthday Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day Asshole" Valentines Card
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"Your Wand Opens My Diagon Alley" Valentines Card
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"Whose Dick Did You Have to Suck?" New Job Card
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"You Repulse Me The Least" Valentines Card
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"At Least You'll Have a Badass Scar" Get Well Card
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"We All Thought You Retired Years Ago" Retirement Card
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"Will You Be My Bridesbitch?" Wedding Card
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"Merry Shitmas" Christmas Card
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"You're My Baby Daddy" Father's Day Card
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"Not Bad For A Dad" Father's Day Card
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"A Huge, Bloated Thank You" Thank You Card
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"You're a Total 10" Valentines Card
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"I Love You *Screams Internally*" Valentines Card
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"Statistically, Your Life is Half Over" Birthday Card
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"Stop Complaining and Get Back To Work" Get Well Card
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"You Finally Graduated" Graduation Card
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"Happy Birthday Wanker" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Shit for Brains" Birthday Card
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"I Love You as Much as You Don't Love Dad Anymore" Mother's Day Card
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"Thanks for Banging Dad" Mother's Day Card
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"The Mum, The Myth, The Legend" Mother's Day Card
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"To the World's Okayest Brother" Greeting Card
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