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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Now I Understand Why You Were Always Drinking" Greeting Card

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    "I Hope The Kids Don't Walk In Tonight" Valentines Card

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    "Dear Santa, I've Been Naughty and It Was Worth It" Christmas Card

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    "Hurry Up and Get Better So We Can Bang" Get Well Card

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    "I Hope Your New House Isn't Haunted" Housewarming Card

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    "Jolly In the Front, Merry In the Back" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday Dipshit" Birthday Card

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    "Look Up From My Phone" Birthday Card

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    "My Top 5 Mothers Of All Time" Mother's Day Card

    "My Top 5 Mothers Of All Time" Mother's Day Card

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    "Sorry For Being a Wanker" Apology Card

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    "When I First Saw You It Was GG" Valentines Card

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    "You Warm My Cold, Dead Soul" Valentines Card

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    "Your Little Mistake" Father's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick" Birthday Card

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    "Can I Hit Your Vape?" Birthday Card

    "Can I Hit Your Vape?" Birthday Card

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    "Steamed Hams" Birthday Card

    "Steamed Hams" Birthday Card

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    "I Hate Christmas. Just Kidding" Christmas Card

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    "Look At You All Qualified and Shit" Graduation Card

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    "You're My True North and You Know How Shit I Am at Directions" Valentines Card

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    "Happy (and I Cannot Stress This Enough) Holidays" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Holidays Cunt" Christmas Card

    "Happy Holidays Cunt" Christmas Card

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    "Let's Worry About Those Split Ends" Christmas Card

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    "I Can't Wait to Overstay My Welcome" Housewarming Card

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    "From the Cute One" Father's Day Card

    "From the Cute One" Father's Day Card

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    "Thinking of You and Pan-fried Dumplings" Greeting Card

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    "Thinking of You and Guzman y Gomez" Greeting Card

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    "You're an Iconic Mother, Doing Iconic Mother Things" Mother's Day Card

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    "It's Mother's Day, I Love That for You" Mother's Day Card

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    "Believe In Yourself and You Can Do Some Things" Encouragement Card

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    "What? Do You Want a Fucking Medal or Something?" Congratulations Card

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    "I've Seen Your Houseplants, Let's Hope This Baby is a Different Story" Newborn Card

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    "Mandatory" Father's Day Card

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    "Don't Fuck it Up" Congratulations Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Simp" Birthday Card

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    "I Want Your Cooties" Valentines Card

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    "I Want You To Play With My Ding-a-ling" Valentines Card

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    "We're Always Finishing Each Other's Penises" Valentines Card

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    "You Do Me One Heck of a Feel" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Diabetic Prick" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Diabetic Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "You're My Right Hand Nan" Greeting Card

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    "I Fucked Ya Dad" Friendship Card

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    "Iconic Friendship" Friendship Card

    "Iconic Friendship" Friendship Card

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    "The Grim Reaper Just Left a Voicemail" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Valentine's Day Asshole" Valentines Card

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    "Your Wand Opens My Diagon Alley" Valentines Card

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    "Have a Nice Trip" Farewell Card

    "Have a Nice Trip" Farewell Card

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