Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"Happy Birthday You Absolute Unit" Birthday Card
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"Look At You All Qualified and Shit" Graduation Card
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"You Really Put the 'T' in LGBT" Greeting Card
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"Put a Lot of Boob Sweat and Tears Into This" Congratulations Card
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"So You're Finally Taking It Up the Aisle" Wedding Card
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"Miss Ur Loads" Valentines Card
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"You're My True North and You Know How Shit I Am at Directions" Valentines Card
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"Holding Space for the Lyrics of Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"I Can't Wait to Overstay My Welcome" Housewarming Card
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"You Old Fart" Father's Day Card
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"Birthday Wishes Coming In Hot" Birthday Card
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"From Hoe To Housewife" Wedding Card
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"From Your Special Little Guy" Mother's Day Card
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"What? Do You Want a Fucking Medal or Something?" Congratulations Card
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"I've Seen Your Houseplants, Let's Hope This Baby is a Different Story" Newborn Card
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"I Already Checked, We Aren't Related" Valentines Card
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"You Really Activate My Almonds" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday Ya Grub" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Raggedy Bitch" Birthday Card
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"You're Nailing This Teenage Mum Thing" Mother's Day Card
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"You're a Trainwreck But You're My Trainwreck" Valentines Card
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"I Want Your Stimulus Package" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday You Diabetic Prick" Birthday Card
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"Now I Understand Why You Were Always Drinking" Greeting Card
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"Happy Contraception Awareness Day" Greeting Card
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"You're a Boss Ass Bitch" Valentines Card
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"Have a Nice Trip" Farewell Card
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"I Hope The Kids Don't Walk In Tonight" Valentines Card
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"Con-grad-uation" Graduation Card
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"Happy Graduation, Smart-Ass" Graduation Card
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"Hurry Up and Get Better So We Can Bang" Get Well Card
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"Jolly In the Front, Merry In the Back" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday Dipshit" Birthday Card
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"Look Up From My Phone" Birthday Card
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"Go Easy On The Drink" Celebration Card
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"When I First Saw You It Was GG" Valentines Card
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"You Warm My Cold, Dead Soul" Valentines Card
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"Maximum Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Your Little Mistake" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick" Birthday Card
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"Bon Voyage Bitch" Farewell Card
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"Keep Going, Diva" Encouragement Card
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"Happy Birthday Pookie" Birthday Card
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