Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Now I Understand Why You Were Always Drinking" Greeting Card
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"Happy Contraception Awareness Day" Greeting Card
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"You're a Boss Ass Bitch" Valentines Card
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"I Hope The Kids Don't Walk In Tonight" Valentines Card
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"You're Openly Grey" Birthday Card
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"Dear Santa, I've Been Naughty and It Was Worth It" Christmas Card
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"Hurry Up and Get Better So We Can Bang" Get Well Card
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"I Hope Your New House Isn't Haunted" Housewarming Card
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"Jolly In the Front, Merry In the Back" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday Dipshit" Birthday Card
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"Look Up From My Phone" Birthday Card
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"Sorry For Being a Wanker" Apology Card
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"When I First Saw You It Was GG" Valentines Card
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"You Warm My Cold, Dead Soul" Valentines Card
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"Your Little Mistake" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick" Birthday Card
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"Steamed Hams" Birthday Card
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"I Hate Christmas. Just Kidding" Christmas Card
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"Look At You All Qualified and Shit" Graduation Card
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"You're My True North and You Know How Shit I Am at Directions" Valentines Card
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"Happy (and I Cannot Stress This Enough) Holidays" Christmas Card
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"Happy Holidays Cunt" Christmas Card
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"Let's Worry About Those Split Ends" Christmas Card
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"I Can't Wait to Overstay My Welcome" Housewarming Card
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"From the Cute One" Father's Day Card
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"Thinking of You and Pan-fried Dumplings" Greeting Card
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"Thinking of You and Guzman y Gomez" Greeting Card
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"You're an Iconic Mother, Doing Iconic Mother Things" Mother's Day Card
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"It's Mother's Day, I Love That for You" Mother's Day Card
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"Believe In Yourself and You Can Do Some Things" Encouragement Card
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"What? Do You Want a Fucking Medal or Something?" Congratulations Card
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"I've Seen Your Houseplants, Let's Hope This Baby is a Different Story" Newborn Card
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"Mandatory" Father's Day Card
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"Don't Fuck it Up" Congratulations Card
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"Happy Birthday You Simp" Birthday Card
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"I Want Your Cooties" Valentines Card
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"I Want You To Play With My Ding-a-ling" Valentines Card
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"We're Always Finishing Each Other's Penises" Valentines Card
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"You Do Me One Heck of a Feel" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday You Diabetic Prick" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Diabetic Bitch" Birthday Card
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"You're My Right Hand Nan" Greeting Card
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"I Fucked Ya Dad" Friendship Card
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"The Grim Reaper Just Left a Voicemail" Birthday Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day Asshole" Valentines Card
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"Your Wand Opens My Diagon Alley" Valentines Card
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"Have a Nice Trip" Farewell Card
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