Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"I Knew You Had It in You" Newborn Card
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"Congrats, Cunt" Congratulations Card
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"Science Has Told Us Cool Mums Have Cool Kids" Mother's Day Card
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"I Love You Like I Love a Loaded Charcuterie Board" Valentines Card
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"Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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"Merry Christmas Fuckwad" Christmas Card
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"This is About as Merry as It Gets Around Here" Christmas Card
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"My Lower Extremity Yearns For You" Valentines Card
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"Of All The Brothers In The World" Greeting Card
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"You Leaving is a Major Bruh Moment" Farewell Card
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"You're Approaching __, Just From The Wrong Direction" Birthday Card
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"Stop Underestimating Yourself You Piece of Shit" Encouragement Card
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"Congrats on the New Tits" Congratulations Card
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"Let's Wrap This Up By 9pm" Celebration Card
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"Happy Father's Day To You and Your Socks and Crocs" Father's Day Card
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"Not To Be Dramatic, But I Would Die For You" Valentines Card
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"Move All These Pillows Off The Bed" Valentines Card
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"You're a Pure White Rose in a River of Shit and Piss" Valentines Card
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"Merry Christmas to You and Your Retail Job" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Extensive Property Portfolio" Birthday Card
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"I'm There For You Every Step of the Way" Encouragement Card
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"Dashing Through The NO" Christmas Card
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"Congrats On Your New Baby, See You At 3am" Newborn Card
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"You Set My Goblet On Fire" Valentines Card
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"In Possession of Swollen Goods" Valentines Card
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"You're Openly Grey" Birthday Card
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"Dear Santa, I've Been Naughty and It Was Worth It" Christmas Card
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"Get Well Soon Cunt" Get Well Card
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"How's The Serenity" Housewarming Card
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"Third Time Lucky" Wedding Card
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"You're Really Going Places" Farewell Card
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"Con-drag-ulations" Congratulations Card
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"Happy Mother's Day Dad" Mother's Day Card
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"Sayonara Bitch" Farewell Card
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"I Sense a Great Disturbance" Valentines Card
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"You Saved My Bacon" Thank You Card
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"Happy Birthday You Old Tart" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday White Trash" Birthday Card
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"You're Like the Father I've Always Had" Father's Day Card
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"Steamed Hams" Birthday Card
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"I Hate Christmas. Just Kidding" Christmas Card
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