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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Merry Christmas to You and Your Retail Job" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday Drunk Cunt" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Drunk Cunt" Birthday Card

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    "I'm There For You Every Step of the Way" Encouragement Card

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    "Thanks for Contributing to the Population Crisis" Newborn Card

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    "Dashing Through The NO" Christmas Card

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    "Congrats On Your New Baby, See You At 3am" Newborn Card

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    "You Set My Goblet On Fire" Valentines Card

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    "In Possession of Swollen Goods" Valentines Card

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    "Congratu-fucking-lations" Congratulations Card

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    "I Don't Have Time For a Funeral" Get Well Card

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    "Get Well Soon Cunt" Get Well Card

    "Get Well Soon Cunt" Get Well Card

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    "Third Time Lucky" Wedding Card

    "Third Time Lucky" Wedding Card

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    "You've Been Nice and Naughty" Christmas Card

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    "You're Really Going Places" Farewell Card

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    "Con-drag-ulations" Congratulations Card

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    "Happy Mother's Day Dad" Mother's Day Card

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    "Sorry" Apology Card

    "Sorry" Apology Card

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    "You're Still Punchin'" Valentines Card

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    "I Sense a Great Disturbance" Valentines Card

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    "You Saved My Bacon" Thank You Card

    "You Saved My Bacon" Thank You Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Old Tart" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday White Trash" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday in a Kiwi Accent" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday in a Kiwi Accent" Birthday Card

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    "Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

    "Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Little Shit" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday in an Australian Accent" Birthday Card

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    "I Knew You Had It in You" Newborn Card

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    "Congrats, Cunt" Congratulations Card

    "Congrats, Cunt" Congratulations Card

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    "Put a Lot of Boob Sweat and Tears Into This" Congratulations Card

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    "So You're Finally Taking It Up the Aisle" Wedding Card

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    "Miss Ur Loads" Valentines Card

    "Miss Ur Loads" Valentines Card

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    "Muchas Gracias Puta" Thank You Card

    "Muchas Gracias Puta" Thank You Card

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    "You Old Fart" Father's Day Card

    "You Old Fart" Father's Day Card

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    "You're 69. Lmao." Birthday Card

    "You're 69. Lmao." Birthday Card

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    "It's Not The Heat That Gets You, It's The Humidity" Birthday Card

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    "Birthday Wishes Coming In Hot" Birthday Card

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    "From Hoe To Housewife" Wedding Card

    "From Hoe To Housewife" Wedding Card

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    "I'd Wish You a Happy Birthday but I'm Not Gay" Birthday Card

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    "From Your Special Little Guy" Mother's Day Card

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    "Cake and Candles, Brother" Birthday Card

    "Cake and Candles, Brother" Birthday Card

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    "I Already Checked, We Aren't Related" Valentines Card

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    "You Really Activate My Almonds" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday Ya Grub" Birthday Card

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    "I Promise The Best Is On Its Way" Valentines Card

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    "Congrats on the New Tits" Congratulations Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Raggedy Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "You're Nailing This Teenage Mum Thing" Mother's Day Card

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    "You're a Trainwreck But You're My Trainwreck" Valentines Card

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    "I Want Your Stimulus Package" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Extensive Property Portfolio" Birthday Card

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