Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Merry Christmas to You and Your Retail Job" Christmas Card
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"I'm There For You Every Step of the Way" Encouragement Card
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"Thanks for Contributing to the Population Crisis" Newborn Card
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"Dashing Through The NO" Christmas Card
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"Congrats On Your New Baby, See You At 3am" Newborn Card
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"You Set My Goblet On Fire" Valentines Card
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"In Possession of Swollen Goods" Valentines Card
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"Congratu-fucking-lations" Congratulations Card
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"I Don't Have Time For a Funeral" Get Well Card
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"Get Well Soon Cunt" Get Well Card
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"Third Time Lucky" Wedding Card
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"You've Been Nice and Naughty" Christmas Card
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"You're Really Going Places" Farewell Card
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"Con-drag-ulations" Congratulations Card
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"Happy Mother's Day Dad" Mother's Day Card
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"Sorry" Apology Card
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"You're Still Punchin'" Valentines Card
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"I Sense a Great Disturbance" Valentines Card
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"You Saved My Bacon" Thank You Card
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"Happy Birthday You Old Tart" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday White Trash" Birthday Card
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"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday You Little Shit" Birthday Card
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"I Knew You Had It in You" Newborn Card
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"Congrats, Cunt" Congratulations Card
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"Put a Lot of Boob Sweat and Tears Into This" Congratulations Card
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"So You're Finally Taking It Up the Aisle" Wedding Card
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"Miss Ur Loads" Valentines Card
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"You Old Fart" Father's Day Card
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"It's Not The Heat That Gets You, It's The Humidity" Birthday Card
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"Birthday Wishes Coming In Hot" Birthday Card
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"From Hoe To Housewife" Wedding Card
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"From Your Special Little Guy" Mother's Day Card
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"I Already Checked, We Aren't Related" Valentines Card
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"You Really Activate My Almonds" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday Ya Grub" Birthday Card
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"Congrats on the New Tits" Congratulations Card
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"Happy Birthday You Raggedy Bitch" Birthday Card
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"You're Nailing This Teenage Mum Thing" Mother's Day Card
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"You're a Trainwreck But You're My Trainwreck" Valentines Card
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"I Want Your Stimulus Package" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Extensive Property Portfolio" Birthday Card
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