Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"You're Doing Great Sweetie" Encouragement Card
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"I Don't Have a Job" Christmas Card
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"I Had a 20 On You Being Gay" Wedding Card
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"Time To Spank That Big Butt of Yours" Valentines Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day To My Domestic Partner" Valentines Card
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"You're IVF-ing Pregnant" Pregnancy Card
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"I Wanna Date The Shit Out Of You" Valentines Card
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"Shove Christmas Up Your Ass" Christmas Card
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"Merry Thiccmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Gambling Addiction" Birthday Card
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"What's Your Age Again?" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Crackhead" Birthday Card
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"That's How Festive I Am" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To You And Your Back Rolls" Birthday Card
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"Happy Father's Day Old Man" Father's Day Card
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"You're Still Alive" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthdad" Birthday Card
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"We Have a Lot of Missionary Work to Do" Valentines Card
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"You Tickle My Pickle" Valentines Card
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"Rawr! That Means I Love You in Dinosaur" Valentines Card
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"Damn, You Locked the Fuck In" Greeting Card
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"You're One Degree Hotter" Graduation Card
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"You Are an Absolute Academic Weapon" Graduation Card
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"Science Has Told Us Cool Mums Have Cool Kids" Mother's Day Card
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"Declaring Your Love for Each Other" Wedding Card
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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Newly Discovered ADHD" Birthday Card
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"I Love You Like I Love a Loaded Charcuterie Board" Valentines Card
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"Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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"Merry Christmas Fuckwad" Christmas Card
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"This is About as Merry as It Gets Around Here" Christmas Card
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"My Lower Extremity Yearns For You" Valentines Card
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"Of All The Brothers In The World" Greeting Card
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"You Leaving is a Major Bruh Moment" Farewell Card
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"Put a Shirt On For Christ's Sake" Greeting Card
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"You're Approaching __, Just From The Wrong Direction" Birthday Card
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"Congrats on Your Geriatric Pregnancy" Newborn Card
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"Stop Underestimating Yourself You Piece of Shit" Encouragement Card
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"Let's Wrap This Up By 9pm" Celebration Card
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"Let's Just Wait For The Sales" Christmas Card
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"Happy Father's Day To You and Your Socks and Crocs" Father's Day Card
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"Not To Be Dramatic, But I Would Die For You" Valentines Card
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"Move All These Pillows Off The Bed" Valentines Card
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"You're a Pure White Rose in a River of Shit and Piss" Valentines Card
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