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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "You're Doing Great Sweetie" Encouragement Card

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    "Happy Valentine's Day To My Domestic Partner" Valentines Card

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    "I Wanna Date The Shit Out Of You" Valentines Card

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    "Shove Christmas Up Your Ass" Christmas Card

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    "Merry Thiccmas" Christmas Card

    "Merry Thiccmas" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Gambling Addiction" Birthday Card

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    "What's Your Age Again?" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Crackhead" Birthday Card

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    "That's How Festive I Am" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You And Your Back Rolls" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Father's Day Old Man" Father's Day Card

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    "You're Still Alive" Birthday Card

    "You're Still Alive" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthdad" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthdad" Birthday Card

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    "Let's Awkwardly Express Emotion Together" Father's Day Card

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    "We Have a Lot of Missionary Work to Do" Valentines Card

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    "You Tickle My Pickle" Valentines Card

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    "Rawr! That Means I Love You in Dinosaur" Valentines Card

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    "Damn, You Locked the Fuck In" Greeting Card

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    "You're One Degree Hotter" Graduation Card

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    "You Are an Absolute Academic Weapon" Graduation Card

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    "Science Has Told Us Cool Mums Have Cool Kids" Mother's Day Card

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    "Declaring Your Love for Each Other" Wedding Card

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    "Happy Birthday to You and Your Newly Discovered ADHD" Birthday Card

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    "I Love You Like I Love a Loaded Charcuterie Board" Valentines Card

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    "Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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    "Merry Christmas Fuckwad" Christmas Card

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    "This is About as Merry as It Gets Around Here" Christmas Card

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    "Try Not to Get the Meat Sweats All Over This Card" Christmas Card

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    "You Found Someone to Match Your Freak" Engagement Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Bisexual Bitch" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Bisexual Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You TikTok Scrolling Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "You're an Inspiration at Your Big Age" Birthday Card

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    "My Lower Extremity Yearns For You" Valentines Card

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    "Of All The Brothers In The World" Greeting Card

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    "You Leaving is a Major Bruh Moment" Farewell Card

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    "Put a Shirt On For Christ's Sake" Greeting Card

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    "You're Approaching __, Just From The Wrong Direction" Birthday Card

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    "Congrats on Your Geriatric Pregnancy" Newborn Card

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    "Stop Underestimating Yourself You Piece of Shit" Encouragement Card

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    "Let's Wrap This Up By 9pm" Celebration Card

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    "Let's Just Wait For The Sales" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Father's Day To You and Your Socks and Crocs" Father's Day Card

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    "Not To Be Dramatic, But I Would Die For You" Valentines Card

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    "Move All These Pillows Off The Bed" Valentines Card

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    "You're a Pure White Rose in a River of Shit and Piss" Valentines Card

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