Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"Happy Birthday You Little Shit" Birthday Card
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"Once the Ibuprofen and This Heat Pack Start Kicking In" Birthday Card
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"Raw. Next Question." Valentines Card
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"Declaring Your Love for Each Other" Wedding Card
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"From Your Bonus Prize for Banging My Mum" Father's Day Card
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"You Have a Lot of Lucky Duckery" Congratulations Card
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"Merry Christmas You Miserable Bastard" Christmas Card
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"I'd Say Get Better But You've Been Shit For Years" Get Well Card
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"Card Because Dad" Father's Day Card
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"World's Greatest Cat Mum" Mother's Day Card
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"School Craft Fair" Mother's Day Card
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"You Brick Me Up" Valentines Card
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"A Good Mother Never Throws In The Towel" Mother's Day Card
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"Put a Shirt On For Christ's Sake" Greeting Card
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"Can You Believe We Used To Blow All Over The Cake" Birthday Card
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"Congrats on Your Geriatric Pregnancy" Newborn Card
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"If Britney Can Survive 2007, You Can Survive This" Encouragement Card
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"I'll Always Be Behind You" Congratulations Card
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"You're Doing Great Sweetie" Encouragement Card
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"I Don't Have a Job" Christmas Card
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"Let's Just Wait For The Sales" Christmas Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day To My Domestic Partner" Valentines Card
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"You're IVF-ing Pregnant" Pregnancy Card
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"Shove Christmas Up Your Ass" Christmas Card
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"Merry Thiccmas" Christmas Card
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"Thanks for Contributing to the Population Crisis" Newborn Card
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"What's Your Age Again?" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Crackhead" Birthday Card
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"That's How Festive I Am" Christmas Card
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"Congratu-fucking-lations" Congratulations Card
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"I Hope Your New House Isn't Haunted" Housewarming Card
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"You've Been Nice and Naughty" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To You And Your Back Rolls" Birthday Card
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"Happy Father's Day Old Man" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthdad" Birthday Card
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"Sorry For Being a Wanker" Apology Card
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"You're Still Punchin'" Valentines Card
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"Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"We Have a Lot of Missionary Work to Do" Valentines Card
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"Damn, You Locked the Fuck In" Greeting Card
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"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card
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"You're One Degree Hotter" Graduation Card
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