Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"A Friend Like You Doesn't Come Along Very Often" Friendship Card
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"I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Shitty Taste In Music" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Slutty Bottom" Birthday Card
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"Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Twink" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday Shit Stain" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Gym Junkie" Birthday Card
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"You're a Bloody Ledge" Mother's Day Card
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"Holy Shit, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Dumbass" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Asshole" Birthday Card
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"You Are an Absolute Academic Weapon" Graduation Card
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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Newly Discovered ADHD" Birthday Card
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"I Hope You Get at Least One Silent Night" Christmas Card
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"Let's Eat a Bruce Bogtrotter Level of Cake" Birthday Card
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"It's Not The Heat That Gets You, It's The Humidity" Birthday Card
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"How Monogamous of You Both" Wedding Card
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"I Wish You Loved Me as Much as the Cat" Greeting Card
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"Tick Raising a Complete Baddie Off Your Bucket List" Greeting Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card
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"I'm Not With You For The Money, But It Bloody Helps" Valentines Card
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"Smell You Later" Farewell Card
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"Dream Date, Warming My Cold Feet On Your Body" Valentines Card
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"Merry Christmas You Virgin" Christmas Card
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"Continue Looking at Our Phones" Valentines Card
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"Yule Do" Christmas Card
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"I Had a 20 On You Being Gay" Wedding Card
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"Time To Spank That Big Butt of Yours" Valentines Card
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"I Wanna Respect You So Hard" Valentines Card
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"I Wanna Date The Shit Out Of You" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Dad Bod" Birthday Card
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"Mum, You had Impeccable Taste When Adopting" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Gambling Addiction" Birthday Card
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"I Don't Have Time For a Funeral" Get Well Card
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"You're Fucking Retiring" Retirement Card
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"You're Still Alive" Birthday Card
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"Sorry" Apology Card
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"You Da Man" Father's Day Card
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"You've Reached Your Peak So Young" Birthday Card
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"To the World's Okayest Sister" Greeting Card
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"You Tickle My Pickle" Valentines Card
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