Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Can You Stop Breathing So Loudly?" Valentines Card
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"Let's Eat a Bruce Bogtrotter Level of Cake" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Much Less Muscly Brother" Birthday Card
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"I'm Extremely Mad at the Universe on Your Behalf" Sympathy Card
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"I Wish You Loved Me as Much as the Cat" Greeting Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card
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"I'm Not With You For The Money, But It Bloody Helps" Valentines Card
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"Smell You Later" Farewell Card
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"Dream Date, Warming My Cold Feet On Your Body" Valentines Card
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"Merry Christmas You Virgin" Christmas Card
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"Thank You for the Attention" Thank You Card
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"Continue Looking at Our Phones" Valentines Card
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"Yule Do" Christmas Card
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"I Wanna Respect You So Hard" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Dad Bod" Birthday Card
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"Mum, You had Impeccable Taste When Adopting" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday You Slutty Bottom" Birthday Card
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"There's Someone For Everyone After All" Engagement Card
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"You're Fucking Retiring" Retirement Card
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"Happy Birthday Gym Junkie" Birthday Card
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"You Da Man" Father's Day Card
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"You've Reached Your Peak So Young" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Dumbass" Birthday Card
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"Once the Ibuprofen and This Heat Pack Start Kicking In" Birthday Card
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"I Want a Divorce. Just Kidding." Anniversary Card
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"Raw. Next Question." Valentines Card
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"I Hope You Get at Least One Silent Night" Christmas Card
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"From Your Bonus Prize for Banging My Mum" Father's Day Card
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"How Monogamous of You Both" Wedding Card
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"Tick Raising a Complete Baddie Off Your Bucket List" Greeting Card
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"You Have a Lot of Lucky Duckery" Congratulations Card
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"Merry Christmas You Miserable Bastard" Christmas Card
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"I'd Say Get Better But You've Been Shit For Years" Get Well Card
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"Card Because Dad" Father's Day Card
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"World's Greatest Cat Mum" Mother's Day Card
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"School Craft Fair" Mother's Day Card
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"You Brick Me Up" Valentines Card
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"A Good Mother Never Throws In The Towel" Mother's Day Card
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"Can You Believe We Used To Blow All Over The Cake" Birthday Card
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"If Britney Can Survive 2007, You Can Survive This" Encouragement Card
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"I'll Always Be Behind You" Congratulations Card
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