Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Sorry About The Stretch Marks" Mother's Day Card
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"To The Luckiest Boy On The Planet" Valentines Card
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"Bleak, Barren Wasteland" Birthday Card
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"Why Couldn't You Marry For Money" Mother's Day Card
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"I Love You To Bits" Valentines Card
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"How's the Mid-Life Crisis Cooking?" Birthday Card
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"You Always Give Paper on Your First Marriage Anniversary" Anniversary Card
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"With The Warmest Moistest Regards" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"To Me, You Are a Bitch" Christmas Card
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"I Hope You Upped Your Meds" Christmas Card
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"At Least Your Death Won't Be Referred To As Untimely" Birthday Card
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"Celebrate The Success of a Straight White Male" Congratulations Card
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"I Hope You Are Surrounded By Ho Ho Ho's" Christmas Card
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"Spending Money In This Economy" Father's Day Card
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"Gosh, It's Like Jurassic Park Around Here" Birthday Card
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"Your Parents Totally Banged At Christmas" Birthday Card
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"I'm For Your Thighs Only" Valentines Card
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"Let's Do Something Unholy Tonight" Valentines Card
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"Sorry About Your Other Son" Father's Day Card
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"You Cheated On Me In a Dream" Valentines Card
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"'Tis The Season To Get Jolly Rogered" Christmas Card
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"Isn't Maternity Leave Just a 6 Month Holiday?" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday You Ancient Bitch" Birthday Card
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"You're As Tough As a Nokia 3315" Encouragement Card
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"Time to Increase Your Life Insurance" Birthday Card
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"A Friend Like You Doesn't Come Along Very Often" Friendship Card
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"You Kept It Alive For a Whole Year" Newborn Card
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"I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Third Wheel" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Shitty Taste In Music" Birthday Card
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"Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Twink" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday Shit Stain" Birthday Card
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"The Hero We Didn't Ask For" Father's Day Card
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"365... Not That I'm Counting the Days" Anniversary Card
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"You're a Bloody Ledge" Mother's Day Card
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"Holy Shit, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Asshole" Birthday Card
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"Can I Hit Your Vape?" Christmas Card
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"We Love Our Bread, We Love Our Butter" Friendship Card
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"Thanks for All the Laugh Lines, You Funny Cunt" Thank You Card
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"Best Bonus Mum Ever" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday You Cheeky Cunt" Birthday Card
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"Have a Good Baby" Newborn Card
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