Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"Happy Birthday To My Much Less Muscly Brother" Birthday Card
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"At Least Your Death Won't Be Referred To As Untimely" Birthday Card
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"Celebrate The Success of a Straight White Male" Congratulations Card
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"To My Mother's Husband" Father's Day Card
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"Spending Money In This Economy" Father's Day Card
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"You Could Really Do A Lot Worse" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Punchable Face" Birthday Card
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"We're Getting Drive-Thru and We're Doing It Twice" Valentines Card
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"You're As Tough As a Nokia 3315" Encouragement Card
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"Happy Birthday *Wilhelm Scream*" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your 1000 Pillows on the Bed" Birthday Card
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"You Kept It Alive For a Whole Year" Newborn Card
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"Are You Sure It's Not Just Gas?" Pregnancy Card
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"You're Full Of Christmas Beer" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Third Wheel" Birthday Card
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"Skipped the Background Check" New Job Card
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"You Bring Out The Hoe In Me" Valentines Card
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"There's Someone For Everyone After All" Engagement Card
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"The Hero We Didn't Ask For" Father's Day Card
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"365... Not That I'm Counting the Days" Anniversary Card
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"Sorry About The Stretch Marks" Mother's Day Card
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"Why Couldn't You Marry For Money" Mother's Day Card
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"I Love You To Bits" Valentines Card
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"Rawr! That Means I Love You in Dinosaur" Valentines Card
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"Can I Hit Your Vape?" Christmas Card
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"Thanks for All the Laugh Lines, You Funny Cunt" Thank You Card
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"I Want a Divorce. Just Kidding." Anniversary Card
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"To Me, You Are a Bitch" Christmas Card
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"I Hope You Upped Your Meds" Christmas Card
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"Have a Good Baby" Newborn Card
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"Can You Stop Breathing So Loudly?" Valentines Card
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"I Hope You Are Surrounded By Ho Ho Ho's" Christmas Card
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"Your Parents Totally Banged At Christmas" Birthday Card
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"I'm For Your Thighs Only" Valentines Card
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"Let's Do Something Unholy Tonight" Valentines Card
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"Sorry About Your Other Son" Father's Day Card
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"You Cheated On Me In a Dream" Valentines Card
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"'Tis The Season To Get Jolly Rogered" Christmas Card
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"Thank You for the Attention" Thank You Card
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"Isn't Maternity Leave Just a 6 Month Holiday?" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday You Ancient Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Time to Increase Your Life Insurance" Birthday Card
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