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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Sorry About The Stretch Marks" Mother's Day Card

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    "Why Couldn't You Marry For Money" Mother's Day Card

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    "I Love You To Bits" Valentines Card

    "I Love You To Bits" Valentines Card

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    "How's the Mid-Life Crisis Cooking?" Birthday Card

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    "You Always Give Paper on Your First Marriage Anniversary" Anniversary Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a McDonald's Birthday Party" Birthday Card

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    "With The Warmest Moistest Regards" Extra Large Thank You Card
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    "To Me, You Are a Bitch" Christmas Card

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    "I Hope You Upped Your Meds" Christmas Card

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    "Asserting My Dominance by Yelling 'Hip Hip'" Birthday Card

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    "Polygraph Machine Explodes" Birthday Card

    "Polygraph Machine Explodes" Birthday Card

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    "At Least Your Death Won't Be Referred To As Untimely" Birthday Card

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    "Celebrate The Success of a Straight White Male" Congratulations Card

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    "I Hope You Are Surrounded By Ho Ho Ho's" Christmas Card

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    "Spending Money In This Economy" Father's Day Card

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    "Gosh, It's Like Jurassic Park Around Here" Birthday Card

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    "Your Parents Totally Banged At Christmas" Birthday Card

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    "I'm For Your Thighs Only" Valentines Card

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    "Let's Do Something Unholy Tonight" Valentines Card

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    "Sorry About Your Other Son" Father's Day Card

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    "You Cheated On Me In a Dream" Valentines Card

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    "'Tis The Season To Get Jolly Rogered" Christmas Card

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    "Isn't Maternity Leave Just a 6 Month Holiday?" Newborn Card

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    "Today You are a Qualified Cunt" Graduation Card

    "Today You are a Qualified Cunt" Graduation Card

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    "Santa's Watching You Be a Ho Ho Ho" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Ancient Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "You're As Tough As a Nokia 3315" Encouragement Card

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    "Time to Increase Your Life Insurance" Birthday Card

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    "A Friend Like You Doesn't Come Along Very Often" Friendship Card

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    "You Kept It Alive For a Whole Year" Newborn Card

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    "I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday To My Third Wheel" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Shitty Taste In Music" Birthday Card

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    "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Twink" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday Shit Stain" Birthday Card

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    "The Hero We Didn't Ask For" Father's Day Card

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    "365... Not That I'm Counting the Days" Anniversary Card

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    "Miserable Cow" Mother's Day Card

    "Miserable Cow" Mother's Day Card

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    "You're a Bloody Ledge" Mother's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Basic Bitch" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Basic Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "Holy Shit, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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    Yellow greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Asshole

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    "Can I Hit Your Vape?" Christmas Card

    "Can I Hit Your Vape?" Christmas Card

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    "We Love Our Bread, We Love Our Butter" Friendship Card

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    "Thanks for All the Laugh Lines, You Funny Cunt" Thank You Card

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    "Best Bonus Mum Ever" Mother's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Cheeky Cunt" Birthday Card

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    "Have a Good Baby" Newborn Card

    "Have a Good Baby" Newborn Card

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