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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "You Can't Spell Smother" Mother's Day Card

    "You Can't Spell Smother" Mother's Day Card

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    "I Came for the Cake" Birthday Card

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    "Distracted By Your Beauty and Personality" Anniversary Card

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    "This Isn't Goodbye, It's Just Smell You Later" Farewell Card

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    "Court Dismissed, Bring In The Dancing Lobsters" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday to my Favourite Niece" Birthday Card

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    "Here Comes Amazon" Christmas Card

    "Here Comes Amazon" Christmas Card

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    "For Fuck Sake, Be Merry and Have a Sherry" Christmas Card

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    "If You Are Secretly A Millionaire, Now's The Time To Tell Me" Greeting Card

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    "Is There Anything You Can Do?" Father's Day Card

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    "Merry Bitchmas" Christmas Card

    "Merry Bitchmas" Christmas Card

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    "You. Me. Bedroom. Now." Valentines Card

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    "Typical Aries" Birthday Card

    "Typical Aries" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Jhorts" Birthday Card

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    "Let's Do It Like They Do On The Discovery Channel" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Drunk Bitch" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Drunk Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card

    "I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card

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    "Merry Christmas To You and Your Food Baby" Christmas Card

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    "Merry Christmas Santa’s Naughty Boy" Christmas Card

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    "The Legend Has Retired" Retirement Card

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    "Happy Birthday Sugar Daddy" Birthday Card

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    "I Hope You Enjoy My Birthday Presence" Birthday Card

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    "I've Assigned Myself To Butter Your Muffin" Valentines Card

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    "I Bagged a Total Hottie" Valentines Card

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    "You're My Fucking Valentine" Valentines Card

    "You're My Fucking Valentine" Valentines Card

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    "What The Fuck, I Love You" Valentines Card

    "What The Fuck, I Love You" Valentines Card

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    "Okay, Old" Birthday Card

    "Okay, Old" Birthday Card

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    "Generic" Christmas Card

    "Generic" Christmas Card

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    "I Hope You Defy Gravity on Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "If You Were a Banana, You'd Be Bread" Birthday Card

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    "Birthday_Card.psd" Birthday Card

    "Birthday_Card.psd" Birthday Card

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    "To My Mother's Husband" Father's Day Card

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    "You Could Really Do A Lot Worse" Valentines Card

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    "Your Birthday Is Low Key Serving" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Punchable Face" Birthday Card

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    "We're Getting Drive-Thru and We're Doing It Twice" Valentines Card

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    "Christmas Can Lick My Baubles" Christmas Card

    "Christmas Can Lick My Baubles" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday *Wilhelm Scream*" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your 1000 Pillows on the Bed" Birthday Card

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    "Straight Outta Utero" Newborn Card

    "Straight Outta Utero" Newborn Card

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    "Are You Sure It's Not Just Gas?" Pregnancy Card

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    "You're Full Of Christmas Beer" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Online Shopping Addiction" Birthday Card

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    "Skipped the Background Check" New Job Card

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    "You Bring Out The Hoe In Me" Valentines Card

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