Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"A Boy's Best Friend is His Mother" Mother's Day Card
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"You. Me. Bedroom. Now." Valentines Card
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"That's Not Who You Chose During Fuck, Marry, Kill" Wedding Card
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"I Deleted Grindr For You" Valentines Card
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"It's The 25th Of Motherfucking December Bitch" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Online Shopping Addiction" Birthday Card
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"Spoilt, Messy, Ungrateful Ass" Greeting Card
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"There Will Be No Safe Word Tonight" Valentines Card
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"The Legend Has Retired" Retirement Card
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"Happy Birthday Skittle Tits" Birthday Card
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"I Hope You Enjoy My Birthday Presence" Birthday Card
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"To The Luckiest Boy On The Planet" Valentines Card
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"I Bagged a Total Hottie" Valentines Card
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"Netflix Password" Christmas Card
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"Herpey Birthday" Birthday Card
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"How's the Mid-Life Crisis Cooking?" Birthday Card
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"You Two ___ Are Perfect for Each Other" Engagement Card
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"Let's Turn That Dick Into a Sucked Dick" Valentines Card
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"If You Were a Banana, You'd Be Bread" Birthday Card
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"I'm Extremely Mad at the Universe on Your Behalf" Sympathy Card
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"Gosh, It's Like Jurassic Park Around Here" Birthday Card
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"For Fuck Sake, Be Merry and Have a Sherry" Christmas Card
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"If You Are Secretly A Millionaire, Now's The Time To Tell Me" Greeting Card
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"Is There Anything You Can Do?" Father's Day Card
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"Your Birthday Is Low Key Serving" Birthday Card
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"Merry Bitchmas" Christmas Card
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"Typical Aries" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Jhorts" Birthday Card
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"Straight Outta Utero" Newborn Card
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"Let's Do It Like They Do On The Discovery Channel" Valentines Card
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"I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card
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"Merry Christmas To You and Your Food Baby" Christmas Card
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"Merry Christmas Santa’s Naughty Boy" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday Sugar Daddy" Birthday Card
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"I've Assigned Myself To Butter Your Muffin" Valentines Card
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"Bleak, Barren Wasteland" Birthday Card
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"We Love Our Bread, We Love Our Butter" Friendship Card
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"You Always Give Paper on Your First Marriage Anniversary" Anniversary Card
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"Best Bonus Mum Ever" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday You Cheeky Cunt" Birthday Card
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"With The Warmest Moistest Regards" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Generic" Christmas Card
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"I Hope You Defy Gravity on Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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