Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Sorry You Work in Retail" Christmas Card
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"It's a Baby" Newborn Card
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"Congrats On Your Little Bundle Of Terror" Newborn Card
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"Yas Kween" Friendship Card
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"You're So Gay" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday Fatty" Birthday Card
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"Thanks For Keeping Me" Greeting Card
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"I Came for the Cake" Birthday Card
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"Card Because Anniversary" Anniversary Card
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"Merry Christmas Slut" Christmas Card
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"Happy Non-Denominational Holiday, You Heathen" Christmas Card
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"Home Sweet Homo" Housewarming Card
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"It's Giving Monogamy" Wedding Card
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"Cheers for the 'Gasms" Valentines Card
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"Last Thing You Wanted To Find In Your Stockings" Christmas Card
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"Your Illness is Chronic, But Your Ass is Iconic" Get Well Card
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"You're One Badass Mother" Mother's Day Card
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"Mercury Was Never in Retrograde, You're Just a Cunt" Friendship Card
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"Tonight You're Getting Dinner and a Blow" Valentines Card
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"I Bought This In October" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Rock-Hard, Bland Vegan Cake" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Idiot" Birthday Card
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"Can I Slytherin your Hufflepuff?" Valentines Card
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"I Can't Wait To Attend, Ruin and Not Remember Your Wedding" Wedding Card
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"Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent" Encouragement Card
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"You're A Mess But I Love You" Valentines Card
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"You Guys Make Me Sick" Wedding Card
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"Thanks for BCF-ing Mum" Father's Day Card
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"One Year Older and Still a Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Distracted By Your Beauty and Personality" Anniversary Card
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"Every Now and Then, Someone Amazing Comes Along" Valentines Card
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"Shout Out to Your Enormous Schlong" Valentines Card
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"Merry Christmas, This Card is Your Present" Christmas Card
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"This Week, a Hot New Bombshell Enters the Villa" Greeting Card
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"This Isn't Goodbye, It's Just Smell You Later" Farewell Card
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"Court Dismissed, Bring In The Dancing Lobsters" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Pretty Privilege" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday to my Favourite Niece" Birthday Card
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"Here Comes Amazon" Christmas Card
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"The Very Next Day, You Told Me You're Gay" Christmas Card
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"Your Happiness and Success Disgusts Me" Congratulations Card
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