Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card
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"I Promise To Look Up From My Phone" Christmas Card
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"Merry Stressmas" Christmas Card
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"No Floods, Bushfires or COVID-19" Christmas Card
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"Don't Be a Karen This Christmas" Christmas Card
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"I Can't See Me Loving Nobody But You" Valentines Card
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"Can I Borrow $20?" Greeting Card
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"You're The Tradie Who Got The Lady" Valentines Card
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"At Least It's Not Herpes" Get Well Card
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"Father Of The Goddamn Year" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Loser" Birthday Card
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"Congrats on This Event or Milestone" Congratulations Card
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"Pros and Cons of Dating You" Valentines Card
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"You Make My Fanny Flutter" Valentines Card
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"Jesus Won't Be The Only One Getting Nailed This Easter" Easter Card
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"Happy Birthday King" Birthday Card
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"You're Not a Puppy, But You'll Have To Do" Valentines Card
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"Lucky You're With Amy" Valentines Card
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"In The Company of Three Wise Men" Christmas Card
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"I Hope You Have an Unprecedented Birthday" Birthday Card
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"I Hate To See You Leave" Farewell Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sock Tan" Birthday Card
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"Let's Make It A Not So Silent Night" Christmas Card
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"He Put a Ring On It" Engagement Card
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"Burning Through The Golden Years" Birthday Card
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"Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card
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"Happy Birthday Stoner" Birthday Card
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"We're Too Old For This Shit" Celebration Card
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"You're Getting Gay Married" Wedding Card
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"You Float My Boat" Valentines Card
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"Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass" Farewell Card
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"It's Giving Married" Wedding Card
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"Sending You a Firm Handshake" Birthday Card
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"My Mum Bought This Card for Me" Greeting Card
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"Sent From My iPhone" Birthday Card
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"What About the Shareholders?" Farewell Card
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"I've Been Stressing About Your Birthday for 2 Months" Birthday Card
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"Gone and Already Forgotten" Farewell Card
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"Obtuse, Rubber Goose, Green Moose, Guava Juice" Birthday Card
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"Tangled Christmas Lights Are Symbolic of Your Life" Christmas Card
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"All The Proper Morons Are Born In July" Birthday Card
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"You're Like Santa, You're Fat and We Only See You Once a Year" Christmas Card
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"This Milf Needs Her Dilf" Father's Day Card
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"This Card Is What 7 Inches Actually Looks Like" Greeting Card
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"Sorry I Messed Up Your Lady Garden" Mother's Day Card
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"Congrats on Your New Skin Dog" Newborn Card
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