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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

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    "I Promise To Look Up From My Phone" Christmas Card

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    "Merry Stressmas" Christmas Card

    "Merry Stressmas" Christmas Card

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    "No Floods, Bushfires or COVID-19" Christmas Card

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    "Don't Be a Karen This Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "I Can't See Me Loving Nobody But You" Valentines Card

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    "Can I Borrow $20?" Greeting Card

    "Can I Borrow $20?" Greeting Card

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    "Congrats on Getting Outta This Shithole" New Job Card

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    "You're The Tradie Who Got The Lady" Valentines Card

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    "At Least It's Not Herpes" Get Well Card

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    "Father Of The Goddamn Year" Father's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday Loser" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Loser" Birthday Card

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    "Congrats on This Event or Milestone" Congratulations Card

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    "Please Don't Leave Me With These Cunts" Farewell Card

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    "Pros and Cons of Dating You" Valentines Card

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    "You Make My Fanny Flutter" Valentines Card

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    "Jesus Won't Be The Only One Getting Nailed This Easter" Easter Card

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    "Happy Birthday King" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday King" Birthday Card

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    "You're Not a Puppy, But You'll Have To Do" Valentines Card

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    "Lucky You're With Amy" Valentines Card

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    "In The Company of Three Wise Men" Christmas Card

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    "I Hope You Have an Unprecedented Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "I Hate To See You Leave" Farewell Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Sock Tan" Birthday Card

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    "Let's Make It A Not So Silent Night" Christmas Card

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    "He Put a Ring On It" Engagement Card

    "He Put a Ring On It" Engagement Card

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    "Burning Through The Golden Years" Birthday Card

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    "Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card

    "Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card

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    "Happy Birthday Stoner" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Stoner" Birthday Card

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    "We're Too Old For This Shit" Celebration Card

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    "You're Getting Gay Married" Wedding Card

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    "How's Things Down There" Newborn Card

    "How's Things Down There" Newborn Card

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    "You Float My Boat" Valentines Card

    "You Float My Boat" Valentines Card

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    "Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass" Farewell Card

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    "It's Giving Married" Wedding Card

    "It's Giving Married" Wedding Card

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    "Sending You a Firm Handshake" Birthday Card

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    "My Mum Bought This Card for Me" Greeting Card

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    "Sent From My iPhone" Birthday Card

    "Sent From My iPhone" Birthday Card

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    "What About the Shareholders?" Farewell Card

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    "I've Been Stressing About Your Birthday for 2 Months" Birthday Card

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    "Gone and Already Forgotten" Farewell Card

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    "Obtuse, Rubber Goose, Green Moose, Guava Juice" Birthday Card

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    "Tangled Christmas Lights Are Symbolic of Your Life" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday Geezer" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Geezer" Birthday Card

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    "All The Proper Morons Are Born In July" Birthday Card

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    "You're Like Santa, You're Fat and We Only See You Once a Year" Christmas Card

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    "This Milf Needs Her Dilf" Father's Day Card

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    "This Card Is What 7 Inches Actually Looks Like" Greeting Card

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    "Sorry I Messed Up Your Lady Garden" Mother's Day Card

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    "Congrats on Your New Skin Dog" Newborn Card

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