Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"It's Your First Father's Day" Father's Day Card
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"You're The Best Freakin' Mum" Mother's Day Card
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"Bye" Farewell Card
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"Father's Day? In This Economy?" Father's Day Card
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"Favourite Spider Relocator" Father's Day Card
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"Sorry About 2006 - 2008" Mother's Day Card
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"We Stan an Ageing Queen" Birthday Card
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"Cheers Big Ears" Thank You Card
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"Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" Christmas Card
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"Thanks Dickhead" Thank You Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your White Privilege" Birthday Card
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"__ Years Old and Still a Piece of Shit" Birthday Card
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"The Wedding of the Century" Wedding Card
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"The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card
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"Let's Watch Netflix and Fuck" Valentines Card
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"I'll Guarantee A White Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy Mortgage Warming" Housewarming Card
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"The Dad, The Myth, The Legend" Father's Day Card
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"I Swiped Right For This" Valentines Card
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"To You and Your Flat Chest" Birthday Card
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"Ahh Yeah Yeah Nah, Righto" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday Girlypop" Birthday Card
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"Thanks For Banging Mum" Father's Day Card
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"A Moment of Silence For Your Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card
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"You've Got a Butt That Won't Quit" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday You Left-Handed Prick" Birthday Card
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"It's Your Bbiirrtthh-day, Duh" Birthday Card
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"Happy Father's Day Dickhead" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Receding Hairline" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Shithead" Birthday Card
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"You Can Be Tried as an Adult In a Court of Law" Birthday Card
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"Please Give Facebook a Rest" Mother's Day Card
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"Isn't It Great We Hate The Same Things" Valentines Card
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"You Were Holding This Place Together" Retirement Card
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"Whoop Yo Ass" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Skinny Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Thanks For Giving Dad a Chance" Mother's Day Card
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"She Finally Gave You The Finger" Engagement Card
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"Ho, Ho, Hoe" Christmas Card
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"I Bought This Two Hours Ago" Greeting Card
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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Father's Day Card
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"Cool Dad" Father's Day Card
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"My Butt or Yours?" Valentines Card
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"Burn All The Sage You Want, I'll Be Back" Farewell Card
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