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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "The Dad, The Myth, The Legend" Father's Day Card

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    "Poppin' Bottles" Newborn Card

    "Poppin' Bottles" Newborn Card

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    "You're The Best Freakin' Mum" Mother's Day Card

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    "I Swiped Right For This" Valentines Card

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    "To You and Your Flat Chest" Birthday Card

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    "You Know What, the Grinch Kinda Had a Point" Christmas Card

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    "Why Couldn't You Pass Down Generational Wealth?" Greeting Card

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    "Thanks For Banging Mum" Father's Day Card

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    "Cheers Big Ears" Thank You Card

    "Cheers Big Ears" Thank You Card

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    "Go Easy on the New Balance Sneakers" Father's Day Card

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    "A Moment of Silence For Your Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card

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    "You Finished Uni Before Uni Finished You" Graduation Card

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    "It's Your Bbiirrtthh-day, Duh" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Father's Day Dickhead" Father's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday Shithead" Birthday Card

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    "You Can Be Tried as an Adult In a Court of Law" Birthday Card

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    "Please Give Facebook a Rest" Mother's Day Card

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    "Isn't It Great We Hate The Same Things" Valentines Card

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    "Let's Watch Netflix and Fuck" Valentines Card

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    "Whoop Yo Ass" Birthday Card

    "Whoop Yo Ass" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Skinny Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "Thanks For Giving Dad a Chance" Mother's Day Card

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    "Ho, Ho, Hoe" Christmas Card

    "Ho, Ho, Hoe" Christmas Card

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    "I Bought This Two Hours Ago" Greeting Card

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    "Nine Months Sober For This" Mother's Day Card

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    "Bye" Farewell Card

    "Bye" Farewell Card

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    "Favourite Spider Relocator" Father's Day Card

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    "Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday" Farewell Card

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    "Ahh Yeah Yeah Nah, Righto" Greeting Card

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    "I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Father's Day Card

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    "Coming Back After Getting the Milk" Father's Day Card

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    "Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Little Bitches" Birthday Card

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    "My Butt or Yours?" Valentines Card

    "My Butt or Yours?" Valentines Card

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    "Burn All The Sage You Want, I'll Be Back" Farewell Card

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    "Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

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    "Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" Christmas Card

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    "Thanks Dickhead" Thank You Card

    "Thanks Dickhead" Thank You Card

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    "No Floods, Bushfires or COVID-19" Christmas Card

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    "Don't Be a Karen This Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "You've Got a Butt That Won't Quit" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Left-Handed Prick" Birthday Card

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    "Can I Borrow $20?" Greeting Card

    "Can I Borrow $20?" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Receding Hairline" Birthday Card

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    "__ Years Old and Still a Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

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    "You're The Tradie Who Got The Lady" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday Loser" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Loser" Birthday Card

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    "She Finally Gave You The Finger" Engagement Card

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    "Pros and Cons of Dating You" Valentines Card

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    "You Make My Fanny Flutter" Valentines Card

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    "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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