Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend" Birthday Card
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"We Aren't Close Enough" Greeting Card
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"Romance is Dead?" Valentines Card
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"Card Because Mother's Day" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Fire Crotch" Birthday Card
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"50 and Not Out" Birthday Card
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"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Cock-Sucking Lips" Birthday Card
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"Balls Deep in a Stranger" Birthday Card
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"I Love You Just Slightly More Than My PlayStation 5" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday *Panties Drop*" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Ratbag" Birthday Card
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"Cause You're Just a Teenage Dirtbag" Birthday Card
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"Let's Drink Wine & Talk Shit" Friendship Card
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"Fuck Off Already" Farewell Card
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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Christmas Card
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"Day for It" Greeting Card
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"To a Special Cunt" Greeting Card
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"Can You Try To Not Be a Stupid Fucking Idiot" Christmas Card
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"Time For a Night Cream" Birthday Card
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"Merry Crystal-Meth" Christmas Card
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"Still Together After All These Beers" Anniversary Card
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"You Are Worth All The Bullshit" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday Brother From Another Mother" Birthday Card
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"Ho, Ho, Homie" Christmas Card
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"It's Your First Father's Day" Father's Day Card
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"Cheers for the ADHD, Mum" Mother's Day Card
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"*Finger Guns*" Thank You Card
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"You're Dead to Me" Farewell Card
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"You Weren't Able To Thrive In This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Thanks for Having the Baubles to Host" Christmas Card
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"Cheers for the Autism" Father's Day Card
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"Sorry About 2006 - 2008" Mother's Day Card
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"You're Like Top Tier Pussy To Me" Valentines Card
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"We Stan an Ageing Queen" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Short King" Birthday Card
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"We're All Dying But Happy Birthday I Guess" Birthday Card
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"Happy Father's Day From Your Furbaby" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your White Privilege" Birthday Card
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"The Wedding of the Century" Wedding Card
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"The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card
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"Happy Mother's Day You Old Bitch" Mother's Day Card
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"I'll Guarantee A White Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy Graduation Nerd" Graduation Card
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