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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend" Birthday Card

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    "We Aren't Close Enough" Greeting Card

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    "If Only You Could See Yourself Through My Eyes" Valentines Card

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    "Romance is Dead?" Valentines Card

    "Romance is Dead?" Valentines Card

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    "Card Because Mother's Day" Mother's Day Card

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    "50 and Not Out" Birthday Card

    "50 and Not Out" Birthday Card

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    "Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Cock-Sucking Lips" Birthday Card

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    "Balls Deep in a Stranger" Birthday Card

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    "I Love You Just Slightly More Than My PlayStation 5" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday *Panties Drop*" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Ratbag" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Ratbag" Birthday Card

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    "Cause You're Just a Teenage Dirtbag" Birthday Card

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    "Let's Drink Wine & Talk Shit" Friendship Card

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    "Fuck Off Already" Farewell Card

    "Fuck Off Already" Farewell Card

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    "I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Christmas Card

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    "Day for It" Greeting Card

    "Day for It" Greeting Card

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    "To a Special Cunt" Greeting Card

    "To a Special Cunt" Greeting Card

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    "Can You Try To Not Be a Stupid Fucking Idiot" Christmas Card

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    "Spread Peace, Love and Joy. Not Your Legs." Christmas Card

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    "Time For a Night Cream" Birthday Card

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    "Merry Crystal-Meth" Christmas Card

    "Merry Crystal-Meth" Christmas Card

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    "We Are Both Bitches" Friendship Card

    "We Are Both Bitches" Friendship Card

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    "Still Together After All These Beers" Anniversary Card

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    "You Are Worth All The Bullshit" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday Brother From Another Mother" Birthday Card

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    "Ho, Ho, Homie" Christmas Card

    "Ho, Ho, Homie" Christmas Card

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    "It's Your First Father's Day" Father's Day Card

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    "Fucking Brave" Encouragement Card

    "Fucking Brave" Encouragement Card

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    "Cheers for the ADHD, Mum" Mother's Day Card

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    "*Finger Guns*" Thank You Card

    "*Finger Guns*" Thank You Card

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    "You're Dead to Me" Farewell Card

    "You're Dead to Me" Farewell Card

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    "You Weren't Able To Thrive In This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "May Both Your Birds Be Moist This Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Thanks for Having the Baubles to Host" Christmas Card

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    "Cheers for the Autism" Father's Day Card

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    "Sorry About 2006 - 2008" Mother's Day Card

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    "You're Like Top Tier Pussy To Me" Valentines Card

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    "We Stan an Ageing Queen" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To My Short King" Birthday Card

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    "We're All Dying But Happy Birthday I Guess" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Father's Day From Your Furbaby" Father's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your White Privilege" Birthday Card

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    "The Wedding of the Century" Wedding Card

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    "The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Mother's Day You Old Bitch" Mother's Day Card

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    "I'll Guarantee A White Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Graduation Nerd" Graduation Card

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