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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Dealing With Some Wet-Ass Pussy" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Retirement You Old Cunt" Retirement Card

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    "Have a Gay Christmas" Christmas Card

    "Have a Gay Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Thanks a Bunch" Thank You Card

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    "Cheers Bitch" Thank You Card

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    "Happy Birthday Big Tits" Birthday Card

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    "To You and Your Ridiculously Good Genes" Birthday Card

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    "You've Got My All Time Favourite Vagina" Valentines Card

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    "Two Cunts Joined Together in Holy Matrimony" Wedding Card

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    "I Didn't Want My Guts in That Order Anyway" Valentines Card

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    "I'm The Best Thing To Ever Happen To You" Greeting Card

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    "Tonight's Going To Be Rated MA" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Appalling Spelling" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Stuck-Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Grey Hairs" Birthday Card

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    "Congrats, You're Hitched" Wedding Card

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    "Congrats On Your HECS Debt" Graduation Card

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    "You Make Me Happy In My Pants" Valentines Card

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    "I Love Your Fucking Guts" Valentines Card

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    "Are You a Beaver?" Valentines Card

    "Are You a Beaver?" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday Rug Muncher" Birthday Card

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    "10/10 Husband. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

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    "Hip Hip Replacement" Birthday Card

    "Hip Hip Replacement" Birthday Card

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    "The Office Will Be Quieter and a Lot More Productive" Greeting Card

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    "A Baby? In This Economy?" Newborn Card

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    "I Wanna Run Away With You for a Sensible Amount of Time" Valentines Card

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    "Girl, You Always Deliver" Newborn Card

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    "Thanks For Staying Sober For 9 Months" Mother's Day Card

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    "Hey Siri, Find Me a Crappy, Last Minute" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday to The Heir to My Vast Fortune" Birthday Card

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    "I Hope There's a PokéStop At This Party" Celebration Card

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    "Jolly. As. Fuck." Christmas Card

    "Jolly. As. Fuck." Christmas Card

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    "Happy Father's Day Mum" Father's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday Princess" Birthday Card

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    "Birth Control Reminder" Newborn Card

    "Birth Control Reminder" Newborn Card

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    "Happy _0th. Clock's Ticking." Birthday Card

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    "Merry Christmas Twat" Christmas Card

    "Merry Christmas Twat" Christmas Card

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    "Season's Greetings You Son of a Bitch" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Majestic Motherfucker" Birthday Card

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    "Mooch Ass Grassy Ass" Thank You Card

    "Mooch Ass Grassy Ass" Thank You Card

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    "I Used To Live In Your Balls" Father's Day Card

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    "I Hope You Get a Hot Chook For Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "It's Time To Grab Christmas By The Rum Balls" Christmas Card

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    "Not Today Santa" Christmas Card

    "Not Today Santa" Christmas Card

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    "You Need Jesus This Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Baby Shower You Big Slut" Pregnancy Card

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    "Enjoy Your Straight Wedding" Wedding Card

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    "I Should've Read the T&Cs" Anniversary Card

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