Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Dealing With Some Wet-Ass Pussy" Valentines Card
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"Enjoy This Pathetic Piece of Folded Card" Greeting Card
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"Not the First Ring He's Put On Your Finger" Engagement Card
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"Happy Retirement You Old Cunt" Retirement Card
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"Thanks a Bunch" Thank You Card
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"Cheers Bitch" Thank You Card
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"Happy Birthday Big Tits" Birthday Card
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"To You and Your Ridiculously Good Genes" Birthday Card
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"You've Got My All Time Favourite Vagina" Valentines Card
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"Two Cunts Joined Together in Holy Matrimony" Wedding Card
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"I Didn't Want My Guts in That Order Anyway" Valentines Card
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"I'm The Best Thing To Ever Happen To You" Greeting Card
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"Tonight's Going To Be Rated MA" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Appalling Spelling" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Stuck-Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Grey Hairs" Birthday Card
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"Congrats, You're Hitched" Wedding Card
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"Congrats On Your HECS Debt" Graduation Card
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"You Make Me Happy In My Pants" Valentines Card
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"I Love Your Fucking Guts" Valentines Card
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"Are You a Beaver?" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday Rug Muncher" Birthday Card
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"10/10 Husband. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card
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"Hip Hip Replacement" Birthday Card
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"The Office Will Be Quieter and a Lot More Productive" Greeting Card
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"A Baby? In This Economy?" Newborn Card
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"I Wanna Run Away With You for a Sensible Amount of Time" Valentines Card
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"Girl, You Always Deliver" Newborn Card
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"Thanks For Staying Sober For 9 Months" Mother's Day Card
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"Hey Siri, Find Me a Crappy, Last Minute" Greeting Card
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"I Hope There's a PokéStop At This Party" Celebration Card
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"Jolly. As. Fuck." Christmas Card
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"Happy Father's Day Mum" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Princess" Birthday Card
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"Birth Control Reminder" Newborn Card
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"Happy _0th. Clock's Ticking." Birthday Card
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"Merry Christmas Twat" Christmas Card
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"Season's Greetings You Son of a Bitch" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday You Majestic Motherfucker" Birthday Card
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"Mooch Ass Grassy Ass" Thank You Card
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"I Used To Live In Your Balls" Father's Day Card
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"I Hope You Get a Hot Chook For Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"It's Time To Grab Christmas By The Rum Balls" Christmas Card
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"Not Today Santa" Christmas Card
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"You Need Jesus This Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy Baby Shower You Big Slut" Pregnancy Card
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"Enjoy Your Straight Wedding" Wedding Card
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"I Should've Read the T&Cs" Anniversary Card
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