Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Get A Better Attitude For Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Grandmother's Day" Mother's Day Card
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"See You At The Altar Bitch" Wedding Card
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"Surprised I Bought You a Card" Greeting Card
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"Muggle in the Streets, Wizard in the Sheets" Valentines Card
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"I've Been Drinking Pineapple Juice All Week" Valentines Card
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"Will You Brie Mine?" Valentines Card
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"Ew, You're Like 12" Birthday Card
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"You're 18 and Officially Not Our Problem Anymore" Birthday Card
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"You're Gonna Make The Best Dilf" Newborn Card
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"Bye Bitch" Farewell Card
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"What a Mighty Good Man" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday M'Lady" Birthday Card
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"Make Yuletide Gay Again" Christmas Card
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"Christmasy is My Second Favourite 'C Word' to Describe You" Christmas Card
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"Had a Breakdown, Bon Appétit" Birthday Card
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"To You and Your Snoring Problem" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Dungeon Master" Birthday Card
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"Thanks for Keeping Our Pet Alive" Thank You Card
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"This Wedding Is Horseshit" Wedding Card
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"Another Lap Around The Sun" Birthday Card
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"Let's Watch Love Actually and Fuck" Christmas Card
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"Hooley Dooley, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Last Christmas, I Gave You a Card" Christmas Card
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"Some Forced Family Fun" Christmas Card
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"Sorry About Your Other Child" Father's Day Card
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"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Pokémon Cards" Valentines Card
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"So What Are We?" Valentines Card
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"Oh Christ, It's Christmas" Christmas Card
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"I Can't Wait To Poop In Your New Toilet" Housewarming Card
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"Happy Birth-they" Birthday Card
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"Merry Christmas Mate" Christmas Card
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"The Average Weekly Cost of Having a Baby" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Crap Immune System" Birthday Card
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"Let's Aim For No Police Involvement Tonight" Celebration Card
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"Holy Shit, It's Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birth Week" Birthday Card
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"Weren't You _9 Last Year?" Birthday Card
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"Holy Matrimony!" Wedding Card
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"You Leaving Was Not on My Vision Board" Farewell Card
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"Your Birthday Suit is in Need of an Iron" Birthday Card
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"Cross Breeze Through The House" Birthday Card
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