on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Sounds Gay, I'm In" Fridge Magnet

"Sounds Gay, I'm In" Fridge Magnet

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"I Hope There's a Cob Loaf at This Party" Celebration Card

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"Happy Birthday You Unfinished Abortion" Birthday Card

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"Halfway to 100" Birthday Card

"Halfway to 100" Birthday Card

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"Thanks for Loving Me Unconditionally" Greeting Card

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"You Better Hope Santa Isn't Homophobic" Christmas Card

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"Make a Wish, Bitch" Birthday Card

"Make a Wish, Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Pin Badge

"Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Pin Badge

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"I Need You in a Way That's Concerning to Feminism" Valentines Card

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"Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" Christmas Card

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"Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card

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"Didn't You Have a Birthday Last Year?" Birthday Card

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"Awake But at What Cost?" Fridge Magnet

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"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card

"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card

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"Card Because Wedding" Wedding Card

"Card Because Wedding" Wedding Card

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"I'll Jingle Your Bells" Christmas Card

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"Slut for Coffee" Fridge Magnet

"Slut for Coffee" Fridge Magnet

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"Cram Your Fat Head Into a Paper Christmas Cracker Crown" Christmas Card

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"Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card

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"If You Play Mariah Carey One More Time" Christmas Card

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"Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card

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"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Fridge Magnet

"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Fridge Magnet

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"Moist" Fridge Magnet

"Moist" Fridge Magnet

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"Happy Birthday in a Scottish Accent" Birthday Card

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"Ask Me About My Dog" Pin Badge

"Ask Me About My Dog" Pin Badge

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"See Inside For Further Details" Valentines Card

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"Cheers Cunt" Thank You Card

"Cheers Cunt" Thank You Card

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"Happy Birthday Boofhead" Birthday Card

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"Repressed Childhood Trauma" Birthday Card

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"Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card

"Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card

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"Call NASA" Valentines Card

"Call NASA" Valentines Card

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"Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"You're Gonna Make the Best Milf" Newborn Card

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"You Better Jingle All The Way, Don't Half Ass It" Christmas Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a New Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card

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"You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card

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"You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card

"You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card

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"Massive Cunt" Fridge Magnet

"Massive Cunt" Fridge Magnet

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"Let Me Overthink About It" Pin Badge

"Let Me Overthink About It" Pin Badge

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"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

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"OMG We Get It, You Were Born" Birthday Card

"OMG We Get It, You Were Born" Birthday Card

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"Adventure Before Dementia" Fridge Magnet

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"Not Today, Satan" Fridge Magnet

"Not Today, Satan" Fridge Magnet

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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Retirement Card

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"Girt By Cunts" Pin Badge

"Girt By Cunts" Pin Badge

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"As Per My Last Email, Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Merry Christmas (Taylor's Version)" Christmas Card

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"Happy Birthday Bro and/or Brah" Birthday Card

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"You're My Cup of Tea" Valentines Card

"You're My Cup of Tea" Valentines Card

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"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Pin Badge

"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Pin Badge

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