on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Tangled Christmas Lights Are Symbolic of Your Life" Christmas Card

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"Happy Birthday Geezer" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Geezer" Birthday Card

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"All The Proper Morons Are Born In July" Birthday Card

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"You're Like Santa, You're Fat and We Only See You Once a Year" Christmas Card

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"Sorry I Messed Up Your Lady Garden" Mother's Day Card

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"You're One Badass Mother" Mother's Day Card

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"It's a Baby" Newborn Card

"It's a Baby" Newborn Card

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"Straight Outta Utero" Newborn Card

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"Congrats on Your Little Bundle of Terror" Newborn Card

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"Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent" Encouragement Card

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"You're A Mess But I Love You" Valentines Card

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"You Guys Make Me Sick" Wedding Card

"You Guys Make Me Sick" Wedding Card

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"Happy Birthday Fatty" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Fatty" Birthday Card

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"365... Not That I'm Counting the Days" Anniversary Card

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"Thanks For Keeping Me" Greeting Card

"Thanks For Keeping Me" Greeting Card

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"Woke Up Awesome Again" Pin Badge

"Woke Up Awesome Again" Pin Badge

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"I Love You to Bits" Valentines Card

"I Love You to Bits" Valentines Card

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"Santa's Favourite Ho" Pin Badge

"Santa's Favourite Ho" Pin Badge

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"Festive Fuckhead" Pin Badge

"Festive Fuckhead" Pin Badge

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"Feliz Navi-Daddy" Pin Badge

"Feliz Navi-Daddy" Pin Badge

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"Bilf: Book I'd Like To Finish" Pin Badge

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"Namaste Bitches" Pin Badge

"Namaste Bitches" Pin Badge

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"Christmas Crackhead" Pin Badge

"Christmas Crackhead" Pin Badge

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"Single and Ready to Jingle" Pin Badge

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"Flight Risk" Pin Badge

"Flight Risk" Pin Badge

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"Calm Down Cunts" Pin Badge

"Calm Down Cunts" Pin Badge

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"Rizz 'Em With Your 'Tism" Fridge Magnet

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"Distracted By Your Beauty and Personality" Anniversary Card

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"Every Now and Then, Someone Amazing Comes Along" Valentines Card

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"Merry Christmas Slut" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas Slut" Christmas Card

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"If Only I Had Money Instead of This Huge Cock" Fridge Magnet

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"Have a Good Baby" Newborn Card

"Have a Good Baby" Newborn Card

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"Home Sweet Homo" Housewarming Card

"Home Sweet Homo" Housewarming Card

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"Feel Free to Go Fuck Yourself" Fridge Magnet

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"I'm Extremely Mad at the Universe on Your Behalf" Sympathy Card

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"Birthday_Card.psd" Birthday Card

"Birthday_Card.psd" Birthday Card

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"This Week, a Hot New Bombshell Enters the Villa" Greeting Card

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"Cheers for the 'Gasms" Valentines Card

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"Celebrate the Success of a Straight White Male" Congratulations Card

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"Last Thing You Wanted To Find In Your Stockings" Christmas Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Pretty Privilege" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to my Favourite Niece" Birthday Card

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"Here Comes Amazon" Christmas Card

"Here Comes Amazon" Christmas Card

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"Your Illness is Chronic But Your Ass is Iconic" Get Well Card

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"Tonight You're Getting Dinner and a Blow" Valentines Card

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"You. Me. Bedroom. Now." Valentines Card

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"Christmas Can Lick My Baubles" Christmas Card

"Christmas Can Lick My Baubles" Christmas Card

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"I Bought This In October" Christmas Card

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