on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"It's Your Bbiirrtthh-day, Duh" Birthday Card

"It's Your Bbiirrtthh-day, Duh" Birthday Card

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"Can I Borrow $20?" Greeting Card

"Can I Borrow $20?" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Receding Hairline" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Receding Hairline" Birthday Card

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"Please Give Facebook a Rest" Mother's Day Card

"Please Give Facebook a Rest" Mother's Day Card

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"Isn't It Great We Hate The Same Things" Valentines Card

"Isn't It Great We Hate The Same Things" Valentines Card

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"You're The Tradie Who Got The Lady" Valentines Card

"You're The Tradie Who Got The Lady" Valentines Card

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"At Least It's Not Herpes" Get Well Card

"At Least It's Not Herpes" Get Well Card

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"Whoop Yo Ass" Birthday Card

"Whoop Yo Ass" Birthday Card

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"Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card

"Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card

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"Father Of The Goddamn Year" Father's Day Card

"Father Of The Goddamn Year" Father's Day Card

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"We're Too Old for This Shit" Celebration Card

"We're Too Old for This Shit" Celebration Card

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"Thanks For Giving Dad a Chance" Mother's Day Card

"Thanks For Giving Dad a Chance" Mother's Day Card

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"Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle" Christmas Card

"Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle" Christmas Card

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"Ho, Ho, Hoe" Christmas Card

"Ho, Ho, Hoe" Christmas Card

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"Congrats on This Event or Milestone" Congratulations Card

"Congrats on This Event or Milestone" Congratulations Card

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"Remember to Take Your Brain Helpies" Pin Badge

"Remember to Take Your Brain Helpies" Pin Badge

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"Massive Cunt (Taylor's Version)" Pin Badge

"Massive Cunt (Taylor's Version)" Pin Badge

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"Birthday Twat" Pin Badge

"Birthday Twat" Pin Badge

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"*Finger Guns*" Pin Badge

"*Finger Guns*" Pin Badge

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"My Mum Says I'm Cool" Pin Badge

"My Mum Says I'm Cool" Pin Badge

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"You Can Give Me the 'D' Later" Birthday Card

"You Can Give Me the 'D' Later" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday in a Kiwi Accent" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday in a Kiwi Accent" Birthday Card

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"Due To Not Wanting To, I Will Not Be" Square Fridge Magnet

"Due To Not Wanting To, I Will Not Be" Square Fridge Magnet

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"Pros and Cons of Dating You" Valentines Card

"Pros and Cons of Dating You" Valentines Card

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"Former Gifted Child" Fridge Magnet

"Former Gifted Child" Fridge Magnet

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"I Read Past My Bedtime" Pin Badge

"I Read Past My Bedtime" Pin Badge

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"Don't Touch My Coke Zero" Pin Badge

"Don't Touch My Coke Zero" Pin Badge

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"I Solemnly Swear I Am Up to No Good" Fridge Magnet

"I Solemnly Swear I Am Up to No Good" Fridge Magnet

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"The Book Was Better" Fridge Magnet

"The Book Was Better" Fridge Magnet

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"Milf" Fridge Magnet

"Milf" Fridge Magnet

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"I See Stupid People" Fridge Magnet

"I See Stupid People" Fridge Magnet

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"Merry Christmas Cunts" Fridge Magnet

"Merry Christmas Cunts" Fridge Magnet

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"My Butt or Yours?" Valentines Card

"My Butt or Yours?" Valentines Card

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"Burn All the Sage You Want, I'll Be Back" Farewell Card

"Burn All the Sage You Want, I'll Be Back" Farewell Card

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"I Promise To Look Up From My Phone" Christmas Card

"I Promise To Look Up From My Phone" Christmas Card

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"Happy Birthday King" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday King" Birthday Card

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"Your Happiness and Success Disgusts Me" Congratulations Card

"Your Happiness and Success Disgusts Me" Congratulations Card

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"Congrats on Your New Skin Dog" Newborn Card

"Congrats on Your New Skin Dog" Newborn Card

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"Don't Be a Karen This Christmas" Christmas Card

"Don't Be a Karen This Christmas" Christmas Card

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"That's Not Who You Chose During Fuck, Marry, Kill" Wedding Card

"That's Not Who You Chose During Fuck, Marry, Kill" Wedding Card

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"I Can't See Me Loving Nobody But You" Valentines Card

"I Can't See Me Loving Nobody But You" Valentines Card

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"I Hate to See You Leave" Farewell Card

"I Hate to See You Leave" Farewell Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sock Tan" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sock Tan" Birthday Card

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"Yas Kween" Friendship Card

"Yas Kween" Friendship Card

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"Be Merry God Dammit" Christmas Card

"Be Merry God Dammit" Christmas Card

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"How's Things Down There?" Newborn Card

"How's Things Down There?" Newborn Card

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"Happy Birthday Loser" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Loser" Birthday Card

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"Am I the Drama?" Pin Badge

"Am I the Drama?" Pin Badge

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"Cunt Intolerant" Pin Badge

"Cunt Intolerant" Pin Badge

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"It's Not a Competition" Birthday Card

"It's Not a Competition" Birthday Card

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