on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"I Can't Wait to Attend, Ruin and Not Remember Your Wedding" Wedding Card

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"I Bagged a Total Hottie" Valentines Card

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"Herpey Birthday" Birthday Card

"Herpey Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Big Dad Energy" Pin Badge

"Big Dad Energy" Pin Badge

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"Awake But at What Cost?" Pin Badge

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"I Got Here as Slow as I Could" Pin Badge

"I Got Here as Slow as I Could" Pin Badge

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"Next Week Has Been Exhausting" Pin Badge

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"I'd Rather Be Napping" Pin Badge

"I'd Rather Be Napping" Pin Badge

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"Asshole Intolerant" Pin Badge

"Asshole Intolerant" Pin Badge

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"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

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"Shit Day To Be a Beer" Square Fridge Magnet

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"Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"We Love Our Bread, We Love Our Butter" Friendship Card

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"Merry Christmas, This Card is Your Present" Christmas Card

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"Ask Me About My Cat" Pin Badge

"Ask Me About My Cat" Pin Badge

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"If You Play Michael Bublé One More Time" Christmas Card

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"Home is Where My Books Are" Pin Badge

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"Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come" Fridge Magnet

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"How Can I Live, Laugh or Love in These Conditions?" Fridge Magnet

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"Get a Grip, Honey" Fridge Magnet

"Get a Grip, Honey" Fridge Magnet

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"Knock Knock, Booze There?" Fridge Magnet

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"Fly Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bitch" Fridge Magnet

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"Never Too Old for a Threesome" Fridge Magnet

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"Cooked" Fridge Magnet

"Cooked" Fridge Magnet

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"OK Boomer" Fridge Magnet

"OK Boomer" Fridge Magnet

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"Full Lez" Fridge Magnet

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"From Your Bonus Prize for Banging My Mum" Father's Day Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Much Less Muscly Brother" Birthday Card

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"This is Bullshit" Fridge Magnet

"This is Bullshit" Fridge Magnet

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"If You Were a Banana, You'd Be Bread" Birthday Card

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"At Least Your Death Won't Be Referred To As Untimely" Birthday Card

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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Mother's Day Card

"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Mother's Day Card

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"Happy Birthday Cobber" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Cobber" Birthday Card

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"For Fuck Sake, Be Merry and Have a Sherry" Christmas Card

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