on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Crazy Cat Lady" Fridge Magnet

"Crazy Cat Lady" Fridge Magnet

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"I'm Only Here for the Cob Loaf" Fridge Magnet

"I'm Only Here for the Cob Loaf" Fridge Magnet

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"Queen of Farts" Fridge Magnet

"Queen of Farts" Fridge Magnet

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"You Go Glen Coco" Fridge Magnet

"You Go Glen Coco" Fridge Magnet

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"Card Because Mother's Day" Mother's Day Card

"Card Because Mother's Day" Mother's Day Card

$6.99

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"We Stan an Ageing Queen" Birthday Card

"We Stan an Ageing Queen" Birthday Card

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"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" Christmas Card

"Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" Christmas Card

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"Time For a Night Cream" Birthday Card

"Time For a Night Cream" Birthday Card

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"Thanks Dickhead" Thank You Card

"Thanks Dickhead" Thank You Card

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"I Love You Just Slightly More Than My PlayStation 5" Valentines Card

"I Love You Just Slightly More Than My PlayStation 5" Valentines Card

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"Merry Crystal-Meth" Christmas Card

"Merry Crystal-Meth" Christmas Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your White Privilege" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your White Privilege" Birthday Card

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"You Are Worth All The Bullshit" Valentines Card

"You Are Worth All The Bullshit" Valentines Card

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"Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card

"Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card

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"Happy Graduation, Nerd" Graduation Card

"Happy Graduation, Nerd" Graduation Card

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"She Finally Gave You the Finger" Engagement Card
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"I Bought This Two Hours Ago" Greeting Card

"I Bought This Two Hours Ago" Greeting Card

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"Nine Months Sober For This" Mother's Day Card

"Nine Months Sober For This" Mother's Day Card

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"You Don't Win Friends With Salad" Pin Badge

"You Don't Win Friends With Salad" Pin Badge

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"Santa's Naughty Boy" Pin Badge

"Santa's Naughty Boy" Pin Badge

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"Why Couldn't You Pass Down Generational Wealth?" Greeting Card

"Why Couldn't You Pass Down Generational Wealth?" Greeting Card

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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Christmas Card

"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Christmas Card

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"Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday" Farewell Card

"Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday" Farewell Card

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"Please Don't Leave Me With These Cunts" Farewell Card

"Please Don't Leave Me With These Cunts" Farewell Card

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"Card Because Anniversary" Anniversary Card

"Card Because Anniversary" Anniversary Card

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"Cheers for the ADHD, Mum" Mother's Day Card

"Cheers for the ADHD, Mum" Mother's Day Card

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"Thanks for Having the Baubles to Host" Christmas Card

"Thanks for Having the Baubles to Host" Christmas Card

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"Former Gifted Child" Pin Badge

"Former Gifted Child" Pin Badge

$4.50

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"You Look Like I Need Another Drink" Fridge Magnet

"You Look Like I Need Another Drink" Fridge Magnet

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"Fuck, It's Cold" Fridge Magnet

"Fuck, It's Cold" Fridge Magnet

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"Not a Big Hugger" Fridge Magnet

"Not a Big Hugger" Fridge Magnet

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"Prefers the Company of Dogs" Fridge Magnet

"Prefers the Company of Dogs" Fridge Magnet

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"The Vengabus is Coming" Fridge Magnet

"The Vengabus is Coming" Fridge Magnet

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"My Mum Says I'm Cool" Fridge Magnet

"My Mum Says I'm Cool" Fridge Magnet

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"Happy Birthday Muscles" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Muscles" Birthday Card

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$6.99

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"Can You Try To Not Be a Stupid Fucking Idiot" Christmas Card

"Can You Try To Not Be a Stupid Fucking Idiot" Christmas Card

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"Thanks For Banging Mum" Father's Day Card

"Thanks For Banging Mum" Father's Day Card

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"You're Like Top Tier Pussy To Me" Valentines Card

"You're Like Top Tier Pussy To Me" Valentines Card

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"You Finished Uni Before Uni Finished You" Graduation Card

"You Finished Uni Before Uni Finished You" Graduation Card

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"OK Boomer" Greeting Card

"OK Boomer" Greeting Card

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"You Can Be Tried as an Adult In a Court of Law" Birthday Card

"You Can Be Tried as an Adult In a Court of Law" Birthday Card

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"Happy Mother's Day You Old Bitch" Mother's Day Card

"Happy Mother's Day You Old Bitch" Mother's Day Card

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"I'll Guarantee A White Christmas" Christmas Card

"I'll Guarantee A White Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Happy Mortgage Warming" Housewarming Card

"Happy Mortgage Warming" Housewarming Card

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"It's Your First Father's Day" Father's Day Card

"It's Your First Father's Day" Father's Day Card

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"You're The Best Freakin' Mum" Mother's Day Card

"You're The Best Freakin' Mum" Mother's Day Card

$6.99

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"Game On, Moles" Pin Badge

"Game On, Moles" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"I'm What the Cat Dragged In" Pin Badge

"I'm What the Cat Dragged In" Pin Badge

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"Woke Up Gay Again" Pin Badge

"Woke Up Gay Again" Pin Badge

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