on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Sparks Joy" Pin Badge

"Sparks Joy" Pin Badge

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"I've Tried Nothing and I'm All Out of Ideas" Pin Badge

"I've Tried Nothing and I'm All Out of Ideas" Pin Badge

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"Ho Ho Hoe" Pin Badge

"Ho Ho Hoe" Pin Badge

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Birthday & Christmas Gift Label Mega 80 Pack
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Birthday & Christmas Gift Label Mega 80 Pack

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"Spread Vegemite, Not Hate" Square Fridge Magnet

"Spread Vegemite, Not Hate" Square Fridge Magnet

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"It's Important to Embrace Your Mistakes" Father's Day Card

"It's Important to Embrace Your Mistakes" Father's Day Card

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"It's Giving Married" Wedding Card

"It's Giving Married" Wedding Card

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"Neuro-Spicy" Fridge Magnet

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"100% That Bitch" Fridge Magnet

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"Woke Up Gay Again" Fridge Magnet

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"Maccas Run?" Fridge Magnet

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"Aldi Queen" Fridge Magnet

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"Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Little Bitches" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

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"Sorry About 2006 - 2008" Mother's Day Card

"Sorry About 2006 - 2008" Mother's Day Card

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"This Milf Needs Her Dilf" Father's Day Card

"This Milf Needs Her Dilf" Father's Day Card

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"Cheers Big Ears" Thank You Card

"Cheers Big Ears" Thank You Card

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"No Floods, Bushfires or COVID-19" Christmas Card

"No Floods, Bushfires or COVID-19" Christmas Card

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"A Moment of Silence For Your Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card

"A Moment of Silence For Your Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card

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"You've Got a Butt That Won't Quit" Valentines Card

"You've Got a Butt That Won't Quit" Valentines Card

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"Happy Birthday You Left-Handed Prick" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Left-Handed Prick" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Shithead" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Shithead" Birthday Card

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"The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card

"The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card

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"Congrats on Getting Outta This Shithole" New Job Card

"Congrats on Getting Outta This Shithole" New Job Card

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"Let's Watch Netflix and Fuck" Valentines Card

"Let's Watch Netflix and Fuck" Valentines Card

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"You Were Holding This Place Together" Retirement Card

"You Were Holding This Place Together" Retirement Card

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"Happy Birthday Skinny Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Skinny Bitch" Birthday Card

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"I Swiped Right for This?" Valentines Card

"I Swiped Right for This?" Valentines Card

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"To You and Your Flat Chest" Birthday Card

"To You and Your Flat Chest" Birthday Card

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"Thick Thighs Save Lives" Pin Badge

"Thick Thighs Save Lives" Pin Badge

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"Driver of the Struggle Bus" Pin Badge

"Driver of the Struggle Bus" Pin Badge

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"Christmas Can Lick My Baubles" Pin Badge

"Christmas Can Lick My Baubles" Pin Badge

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"Bonjour Cunts" Pin Badge

"Bonjour Cunts" Pin Badge

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"The Book Was Better" Pin Badge

"The Book Was Better" Pin Badge

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"Birthday Boy" Pin Badge

"Birthday Boy" Pin Badge

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"You Make My Fanny Flutter" Valentines Card

"You Make My Fanny Flutter" Valentines Card

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"It's My Birthday Bitches" Extra Large Pin Badge
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"It's My Birthday Bitches" Extra Large Pin Badge

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"Had a Breakdown. Bon Appétit." Fridge Magnet

"Had a Breakdown. Bon Appétit." Fridge Magnet

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"Born to Read, Forced to Work" Fridge Magnet

"Born to Read, Forced to Work" Fridge Magnet

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"Sounds Like a Bad Idea... What Time?" Fridge Magnet

"Sounds Like a Bad Idea... What Time?" Fridge Magnet

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"Don't Chop the Dinosaur, Daddy!" Fridge Magnet

"Don't Chop the Dinosaur, Daddy!" Fridge Magnet

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"Down to My Last Horcrux" Fridge Magnet

"Down to My Last Horcrux" Fridge Magnet

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"Allergic to Cunts" Fridge Magnet

"Allergic to Cunts" Fridge Magnet

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"Nah, Yeah" Fridge Magnet

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"Don't Be an Asshole" Fridge Magnet

"Don't Be an Asshole" Fridge Magnet

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"King of Farts" Fridge Magnet

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"Happy Birthday Girlypop" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Girlypop" Birthday Card

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"It's Giving Monogamy" Wedding Card

"It's Giving Monogamy" Wedding Card

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"Merry Stressmas" Christmas Card

"Merry Stressmas" Christmas Card

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"I Hope You Have an Unprecedented Birthday" Birthday Card

"I Hope You Have an Unprecedented Birthday" Birthday Card

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