on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"I Should've Read the T&Cs" Anniversary Card

"I Should've Read the T&Cs" Anniversary Card

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"Still Together After All These Beers" Anniversary Card

"Still Together After All These Beers" Anniversary Card

$6.99

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"I Hope There's a PokéStop at This Party" Celebration Card

"I Hope There's a PokéStop at This Party" Celebration Card

$6.99

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"Congrats on Your HECS Debt" Graduation Card

"Congrats on Your HECS Debt" Graduation Card

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"Thanks for Reminding Me About Birth Control" Newborn Card

"Thanks for Reminding Me About Birth Control" Newborn Card

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"Happy _0th. Clock's Ticking." Birthday Card

"Happy _0th. Clock's Ticking." Birthday Card

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"Don't Yell at Me, I'll Get a Boner" Pin Badge

"Don't Yell at Me, I'll Get a Boner" Pin Badge

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"Extremely Loud and Incredibly Gay" Pin Badge

"Extremely Loud and Incredibly Gay" Pin Badge

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"Allergic to Idiots" Pin Badge

"Allergic to Idiots" Pin Badge

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"Merry Christmas Fuckers" Pin Badge

"Merry Christmas Fuckers" Pin Badge

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"Ho Ho Homo" Pin Badge

"Ho Ho Homo" Pin Badge

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"Day for It" Greeting Card

"Day for It" Greeting Card

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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card

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"Break Out the Baileys" Fridge Magnet

"Break Out the Baileys" Fridge Magnet

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"Sort Your Shit Out Karen" Fridge Magnet

"Sort Your Shit Out Karen" Fridge Magnet

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"Put Food in Me" Fridge Magnet

"Put Food in Me" Fridge Magnet

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"I'm Just Here for the Dog" Fridge Magnet

"I'm Just Here for the Dog" Fridge Magnet

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"No Ragrets" Fridge Magnet

"No Ragrets" Fridge Magnet

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"This Shit is Bananas" Fridge Magnet

"This Shit is Bananas" Fridge Magnet

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$4.60

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"To a Special Cunt" Greeting Card

"To a Special Cunt" Greeting Card

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"A Baby? In This Economy?" Newborn Card

"A Baby? In This Economy?" Newborn Card

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"I'm The Best Thing To Ever Happen To You" Greeting Card

"I'm The Best Thing To Ever Happen To You" Greeting Card

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"50 and Not Out" Birthday Card

"50 and Not Out" Birthday Card

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"Tonight's Going To Be Rated MA" Valentines Card

"Tonight's Going To Be Rated MA" Valentines Card

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"Happy Birthday Stuck-Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Stuck-Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder" Birthday Card

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"You Make Me Happy In My Pants" Valentines Card

"You Make Me Happy In My Pants" Valentines Card

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"I Love Your Fucking Guts" Valentines Card

"I Love Your Fucking Guts" Valentines Card

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"Merry Christmas Twat" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas Twat" Christmas Card

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"Let's Drink Wine and Talk Shit" Friendship Card

"Let's Drink Wine and Talk Shit" Friendship Card

$6.99

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"Silly Goose" Pin Badge

"Silly Goose" Pin Badge

$4.50

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"As Per My Last Email" Pin Badge

"As Per My Last Email" Pin Badge

$4.50

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"I'm Just Here for the Dog" Pin Badge

"I'm Just Here for the Dog" Pin Badge

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Birthday Gift Label Stickers Series 2 - 20 Pack

Birthday Gift Label Stickers Series 2 - 20 Pack

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$5.99

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"You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card

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$17.99

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"We're Saving PDFs, Not Saving Lives" Fridge Magnet

"We're Saving PDFs, Not Saving Lives" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Allergic to Idiots" Fridge Magnet

"Allergic to Idiots" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"I Wanna Run Away With You for a Sensible Amount of Time" Valentines Card

"I Wanna Run Away With You for a Sensible Amount of Time" Valentines Card

$6.99

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"Thanks For Staying Sober For 9 Months" Mother's Day Card

"Thanks For Staying Sober For 9 Months" Mother's Day Card

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"It's Time To Grab Christmas By The Rum Balls" Christmas Card

"It's Time To Grab Christmas By The Rum Balls" Christmas Card

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"Happy Birthday Fire Crotch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Fire Crotch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Cock-Sucking Lips" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Cock-Sucking Lips" Birthday Card

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"Not Today Santa" Christmas Card

"Not Today Santa" Christmas Card

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"You Need Jesus This Christmas" Christmas Card

"You Need Jesus This Christmas" Christmas Card

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"We Are Both Bitches" Friendship Card

"We Are Both Bitches" Friendship Card

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"__ Years Old and Still a Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

"__ Years Old and Still a Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

$6.99

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"Happy Birthday *Panties Drop*" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday *Panties Drop*" Birthday Card

$6.99

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"The Dad, The Myth, The Legend" Father's Day Card

"The Dad, The Myth, The Legend" Father's Day Card

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"Happy Father's Day Mum" Father's Day Card

"Happy Father's Day Mum" Father's Day Card

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"Poppin' Bottles" Newborn Card

"Poppin' Bottles" Newborn Card

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"Bye" Farewell Card

"Bye" Farewell Card

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