on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Warhammer" Valentines Card

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"Let's Make God Turn Away In Disgust" Valentines Card

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"Tonight Can You Show Me How Babies Are Made" Valentines Card

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"You Passed My Strict Vibe Check" Valentines Card

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"You're The Yote To My Yeet" Valentines Card

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"You Spark Joy When I Hold You" Valentines Card

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"You Can Open My Chamber Of Secrets" Valentines Card

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"Let's Watch Disney and Fuck" Valentines Card

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"My World is Somehow Better With You In It" Valentines Card

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"10/10 Girlfriend. Would Recommend." Greeting Card

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"I'm Here for Oral Support" Valentines Card

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"I Love Our Flirt to Roast Ratio" Valentines Card

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"Coupon Redeemable For One Make-Out Sesh" Valentines Card

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"I Had a Dream We Got Married. No Pressure, Though." Valentines Card

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"Country Boy, I Love You" Valentines Card

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"I'm Investing In This Pussy" Valentines Card

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"Hanging Out The Passenger Side" Valentines Card

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"Let's Make My Wet Dream A Wet Reality" Valentines Card

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"What Are We Like" Valentines Card

"What Are We Like" Valentines Card

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"I'd Totally Go Full 'You'" Valentines Card

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"I Love You, But From a Safe Distance" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Hug You Under The Clothes" Valentines Card

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"You're a 10 out of 10 *Finger Guns*" Greeting Card

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"To the World's Okayest Wife" Greeting Card

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"I'm Coming to the Cottage" Valentines Card

"I'm Coming to the Cottage" Valentines Card

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"My Girl Weiner is So Hard Right Now" Valentines Card

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"Be Still, My Beating Vagina" Valentines Card

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"I Miss Nutting in You" Valentines Card

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"Not Even King Arthur Could Pull Me Out of You Tonight" Valentines Card

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"Thanks for Being an Orgasm Donor" Valentines Card

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"I Want You to Crack My Back Like a Glowstick" Valentines Card

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"I Know My Way Awound a Cwiterwis" Valentines Card

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"You Fill My Cup" Valentines Card

"You Fill My Cup" Valentines Card

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"Tonight You're Getting Dinner and a Ho" Valentines Card

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"You've Got Me Feeling Some Kind of Way" Valentines Card

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"I Hope You Don't Realise You're Dating Down" Valentines Card

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"I Love You to the Fridge and Back" Valentines Card

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"Kept Each Other Alive for All These Years" Anniversary Card

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"Let's Never Get a Joint Facebook" Valentines Card

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"You Make My Heart Lag" Valentines Card

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"I Hope You Know, I Love Our Fucked Up Little Life" Valentines Card

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"Let's Grow Old and Funky Together" Valentines Card

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"Hello, You're Quite Good at Turning Me On" Valentines Card

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"I Love Whatever is the Matter With You" Valentines Card

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"To the World's Okayest Husband" Greeting Card

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"Since We're Both Here, We Might As Well..." Valentines Card

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"Trying to Get a Load of This Guy" Valentines Card

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"Whatever the Fuck is Wrong With You is Way Hotter" Valentines Card

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"Let's Watch Heated Rivalry and Fuck" Valentines Card

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"My Favourite Place is With You and Anywhere With Wifi" Valentines Card

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