on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Had Enough of Your Issues" Anniversary Card

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"You Bring Tears To My Meat Pie" Valentines Card

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"The Only Thing Saving This Year Is You" Valentines Card

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"I Would Pay Someone to Move Heaven and Earth For You" Valentines Card

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"Asshole To The World, Sweetheart To His Girl" Valentines Card

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"You Know Exactly Where To Find My Fantastic Beast" Valentines Card

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"You're Not Completely Unhot" Valentines Card

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"You're My Valentine, You Just Don't Know It" Valentines Card

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"You're a Regulation Hottie" Valentines Card

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"You Put a Cat Amongst My Pigeons" Valentines Card

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"Thanks for Being My Beard" Valentines Card

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"Let's Get Our Stories Straight" Valentines Card

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"The Benefits of Dating Me" Valentines Card

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"You Can Give Me The 'V' Later" Valentines Card

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"I Love You With All 5 of My Senses" Valentines Card

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"Thanks For Letting Me Hit It, You a Real-Ass Bitch" Valentines Card

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"I Went to Handsome Man Town and Everyone Knew You" Valentines Card

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"I'm So Glad I Judged a Book By Its Cover" Valentines Card

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"I Love You With Some of My Heart" Valentines Card

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"You Give My Tummy Butterflies" Valentines Card

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"I Love You With All of My *Checks Notes* Heart" Valentines Card

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"I Come in Peace (You're Peace)" Valentines Card

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"You Will Have It All, My Empire of Dirt" Valentines Card

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"The Way to a Man's Heart is His Stomach" Valentines Card

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"Could You Send It in an Email Please?" Valentines Card

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"Do the Carpets Match the Drapes?" Valentines Card

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"Y'all Fuck With a White Boy or What?" Valentines Card

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"Thinking of You and All of the Trapped Water in the World" Greeting Card

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"An Unexpected Item In Your Bagging Area" Valentines Card

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"You Resurrect My Hormones" Valentines Card

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"It's Not a PS5" Valentines Card

"It's Not a PS5" Valentines Card

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"Love Is Visually Impaired" Valentines Card

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"I Only Have Tired, Droopy, Bloodshot Eyes For You" Valentines Card

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"I Think I Wanna Have Your Baby" Valentines Card

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"You Survived My Marie Kondo Clean Out" Valentines Card

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"Thanks For Lowering My Expectations" Valentines Card

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"You Tickle Me Pink" Valentines Card

"You Tickle Me Pink" Valentines Card

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"I Waxed for This?" Valentines Card

"I Waxed for This?" Valentines Card

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"What We Have is Real and Definitely Not Cake" Valentines Card

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"Being With You is a 42 Degree Fever Dream" Valentines Card

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"Showing Everyone I'm Capable of Human Emotion" Valentines Card

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"Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal" Valentines Card

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"I Wouldn't Kick You Out of Bed" Valentines Card

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"I'm Long for You" Valentines Card

"I'm Long for You" Valentines Card

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"You Give My Stomach Fruit Flies" Valentines Card

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"You Dipped Your Pen in the Company Ink" Valentines Card

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"We're Like Two Peas in Each Other's Mouths" Valentines Card

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"I Don't Need Cupid's Arrow to Know You Bad as Fuck" Valentines Card

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"You Sure Beat Polishing the Pearl" Valentines Card

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"I Found Someone Who Loves Me More Than Myself" Valentines Card

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