on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"I Love You Just Slightly More Than My PlayStation 5" Valentines Card

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"Card Because Anniversary" Anniversary Card

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"You're Like Top Tier Pussy To Me" Valentines Card

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"You've Got a Butt That Won't Quit" Valentines Card

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"Let's Watch Netflix and Fuck" Valentines Card

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"I Swiped Right for This?" Valentines Card

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"You Make My Fanny Flutter" Valentines Card

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"You're The Tradie Who Got The Lady" Valentines Card

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"Pros and Cons of Dating You" Valentines Card

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"My Butt or Yours?" Valentines Card

"My Butt or Yours?" Valentines Card

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"I Can't See Me Loving Nobody But You" Valentines Card

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"You're Not a Puppy, But You'll Have To Do" Valentines Card

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"Lucky You're With Amy" Valentines Card

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"You Float My Boat" Valentines Card

"You Float My Boat" Valentines Card

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"Let's Make It A Not So Silent Night" Christmas Card

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"I Want a Divorce. Just Kidding." Anniversary Card

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"You're A Mess But I Love You" Valentines Card

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"I Love You to Bits" Valentines Card

"I Love You to Bits" Valentines Card

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"365... Not That I'm Counting the Days" Anniversary Card

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"Distracted By Your Beauty and Personality" Anniversary Card

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"Every Now and Then, Someone Amazing Comes Along" Valentines Card

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"Cheers for the 'Gasms" Valentines Card

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"Tonight You're Getting Dinner and a Blow" Valentines Card

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"You. Me. Bedroom. Now." Valentines Card

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"Can I Slytherin your Hufflepuff?" Valentines Card

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"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

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"Shout Out to Your Enormous Schlong" Valentines Card

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"There Will Be No Safe Word Tonight" Valentines Card

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"To The Luckiest Boy On The Planet" Valentines Card

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"Rawr! That Means I Love You in Dinosaur" Valentines Card

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"You Always Give Paper on Your First Marriage Anniversary" Anniversary Card

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"Let's Turn That Dick Into a Sucked Dick" Valentines Card

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"You Bring Out The Hoe In Me" Valentines Card

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"You're My Fucking Valentine" Valentines Card

"You're My Fucking Valentine" Valentines Card

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"What the Fuck, I Love You" Valentines Card

"What the Fuck, I Love You" Valentines Card

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"Merry Christmas Santa’s Naughty Boy" Christmas Card

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"I've Assigned Myself To Butter Your Muffin" Valentines Card

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"Can You Stop Breathing So Loudly?" Valentines Card

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"You Could Really Do A Lot Worse" Valentines Card

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"We're Getting Drive-Thru and We're Doing It Twice" Valentines Card

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"Yule Do" Christmas Card

"Yule Do" Christmas Card

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"I'm For Your Thighs Only" Valentines Card

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"Let's Do Something Unholy Tonight" Valentines Card

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"You Cheated On Me In a Dream" Valentines Card

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"Continue Looking at Our Phones" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Respect You So Hard" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Date The Shit Out Of You" Valentines Card

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"You Tickle My Pickle" Valentines Card

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"I'm Not With You For The Money, But It Bloody Helps" Valentines Card

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"Move All These Pillows Off The Bed" Valentines Card

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