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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Pulled Pork Slider" Greeting Card

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    "Worth the Dirt It Sits On" Housewarming Card

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    "It's a Bit Small Isn't It?" Housewarming Card

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    "Congrats On The New Bachelor Pad" Housewarming Card

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    "Who Knew You Had It In You" Father's Day Card

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    "You're a Whole Lotta Woman" Valentines Card

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    "I AFK'D For This?" Celebration Card

    "I AFK'D For This?" Celebration Card

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    "If I Die In Your Arms Tonight, Call 000" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday Horseface" Birthday Card

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    "To You and Your Shitty Life" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Hipster" Birthday Card

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