on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"It's Our Anniversary, I Love That for Us" Anniversary Card

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"I'm So Glad I Ignored All The Red Flags" Valentines Card

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"Holy Shit, I Love You" Valentines Card

"Holy Shit, I Love You" Valentines Card

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"I Love You With All My Butt" Valentines Card

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"Love of My Life and Pain in My Ass" Valentines Card

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"Borderline Stalking" Valentines Card

"Borderline Stalking" Valentines Card

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"Let's Watch Harry Potter and Fuck" Valentines Card

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"A Shoulder To Lay Your Legs On" Valentines Card

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"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Anniversary Card

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"Are You a Myocardial Infarction?" Valentines Card

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"You're Going The Right Way For a Smacked Bottom" Valentines Card

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"Cheese, Napping & You" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Binge on Your Minge" Valentines Card

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"I Love You And Your Big ... Personality" Valentines Card

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"Never Leave Me, Cause I'll Find You" Valentines Card

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"Do You Need Head?" Valentines Card

"Do You Need Head?" Valentines Card

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"Clothes Are 100% Off Tonight" Valentines Card

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"A Full Year of This Bullshit" Anniversary Card

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"I'd Totally Give You a Blowie Behind the Bike Racks" Valentines Card

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"Let's Grow Old and Belligerent Together" Valentines Card

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"Til Suspicious Death Do Us Part" Valentines Card

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"I Got a Sickness For Your Thiccness" Valentines Card

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"Mind the Age Gap" Valentines Card

"Mind the Age Gap" Valentines Card

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"I Know This Is Going To Make Your Day Infinitely More Stressful" Valentines Card

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"Let's Get Through This Christmas Bullshit" Christmas Card

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"Let's Get On the Naughty List" Christmas Card

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"Thanks for Ignoring All My Red Flags" Valentines Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Valentines Card

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"I Would Take a Bullet for You, Probably in the Leg" Valentines Card

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"I Jizzed In My Pants" Valentines Card

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"I Love You More Than The Scooby Doo Spooky Coaster" Valentines Card

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"You're Easily My Favourite Lesbian" Valentines Card

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"You Make My Chasm Spasm" Valentines Card

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"Will You Brie Mine?" Valentines Card

"Will You Brie Mine?" Valentines Card

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"Days, Hours, Minutes" Anniversary Card

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"Muggle in the Streets, Wizard in the Sheets" Valentines Card

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"Happy Commercial Love Day" Valentines Card

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"I've Been Drinking Pineapple Juice All Week" Valentines Card

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"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Pokémon Cards" Valentines Card

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"Dealing With Some Wet-Ass Pussy" Valentines Card

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"You've Got My All Time Favourite Vagina" Valentines Card

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"So What Are We?" Valentines Card

"So What Are We?" Valentines Card

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"Are You a Beaver?" Valentines Card

"Are You a Beaver?" Valentines Card

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"If Only You Could See Yourself Through My Eyes" Valentines Card

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"I Didn't Want My Guts in That Order Anyway" Valentines Card

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"I Should've Read the T&Cs" Anniversary Card

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"Tonight's Going To Be Rated MA" Valentines Card

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"I Love Your Fucking Guts" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Run Away With You for a Sensible Amount of Time" Valentines Card

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"Romance is Dead?" Valentines Card

"Romance is Dead?" Valentines Card

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