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    "Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole" Birthday Card

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    "Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

    "Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

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    "The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

    "The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

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    "At Least They'll Never Say You Died Too Young" Birthday Card

    "At Least They'll Never Say You Died Too Young" Birthday Card

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    "You Don't Look a Day Over __" Birthday Card

    "You Don't Look a Day Over __" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card

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    "I Thought You Were Much Older" Birthday Card

    "I Thought You Were Much Older" Birthday Card

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    "You're Getting Dangerously Close To Beekeeping Age" Birthday Card

    "You're Getting Dangerously Close To Beekeeping Age" Birthday Card

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    "OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card

    "OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card

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    "One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card

    "One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card

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    "Don't Listen To Them, You Don't Look That Old" Birthday Card

    "Don't Listen To Them, You Don't Look That Old" Birthday Card

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    "Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card

    "Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card

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    "This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card

    "This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card

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    "You're Maturing Nicely" Birthday Card

    "You're Maturing Nicely" Birthday Card

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    "Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card

    "Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To My Elder" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday To My Elder" Birthday Card

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    "Goodbye Tension. Hello Pension" Retirement Card

    "Goodbye Tension. Hello Pension" Retirement Card

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    "Buying Candles For Your Cake Nearly Bankrupted Me" Birthday Card

    "Buying Candles For Your Cake Nearly Bankrupted Me" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Father's Day You Old Cunt" Father's Day Card

    "Happy Father's Day You Old Cunt" Father's Day Card

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    "60 Is The New Nothing, It's Just Fucking Old" Birthday Card

    "60 Is The New Nothing, It's Just Fucking Old" Birthday Card

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    "You're Only As Old As The Person You Are Feeling" Birthday Card

    "You're Only As Old As The Person You Are Feeling" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Old Fart" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Old Fart" Birthday Card

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    "50 and Freakin' Fabulous" Birthday Card

    "50 and Freakin' Fabulous" Birthday Card

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    "Your Body Is Officially Out of it's Warranty Period" Birthday Card

    "Your Body Is Officially Out of it's Warranty Period" Birthday Card

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    "Holy Shit You Got Old" Birthday Card

    "Holy Shit You Got Old" Birthday Card

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    "Hmmm ... Not Everything Gets Better With Age" Birthday Card

    "Hmmm ... Not Everything Gets Better With Age" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Grey Hairs" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Grey Hairs" Birthday Card

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    "The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card

    "The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card

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    "50 and Not Out" Birthday Card

    "50 and Not Out" Birthday Card

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    "We Stan an Ageing Queen" Birthday Card

    "We Stan an Ageing Queen" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Mother's Day You Old Bitch" Mother's Day Card

    "Happy Mother's Day You Old Bitch" Mother's Day Card

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    "Burning Through The Golden Years" Birthday Card

    "Burning Through The Golden Years" Birthday Card

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    "Serving This Much Cunt? At Your Age?" Birthday Card

    "Serving This Much Cunt? At Your Age?" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Receding Hairline" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Receding Hairline" Birthday Card

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    "Polygraph Machine Explodes" Birthday Card

    "Polygraph Machine Explodes" Birthday Card

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    "OK Boomer" Greeting Card

    "OK Boomer" Greeting Card

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    "Gosh, It's Like Jurassic Park Around Here" Birthday Card

    "Gosh, It's Like Jurassic Park Around Here" Birthday Card

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    "We're Too Old For This Shit" Celebration Card

    "We're Too Old For This Shit" Celebration Card

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    "Happy Father's Day Old Man" Father's Day Card

    "Happy Father's Day Old Man" Father's Day Card

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    "Some Say It's Locking You Up" Greeting Card

    "Some Say It's Locking You Up" Greeting Card

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    "You're My Right Hand Nan" Greeting Card

    "You're My Right Hand Nan" Greeting Card

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    "You Redefine Old" Birthday Card

    "You Redefine Old" Birthday Card

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    "You're Openly Grey" Birthday Card

    "You're Openly Grey" Birthday Card

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    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card

    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card

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    "Gosh, It's Like The Land Before Time Around Here" Birthday Card

    "Gosh, It's Like The Land Before Time Around Here" Birthday Card

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    "The Grim Reaper Just Left a Voicemail" Birthday Card

    "The Grim Reaper Just Left a Voicemail" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Walking Corpse" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Walking Corpse" Birthday Card

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    "You Put the Fine in Fine Lines and Wrinkles" Birthday Card

    "You Put the Fine in Fine Lines and Wrinkles" Birthday Card

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    "Retiring? In This Economy?" Retirement Card

    "Retiring? In This Economy?" Retirement Card

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    "Doesn't Matter How Old You Get, You're Still Boring" Birthday Card

    "Doesn't Matter How Old You Get, You're Still Boring" Birthday Card

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