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    "You Put the Fine in Fine Lines and Wrinkles" Birthday Card

    "You Put the Fine in Fine Lines and Wrinkles" Birthday Card

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    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "You Definitely Look Like You Need to Retire" Retirement Card

    "You Definitely Look Like You Need to Retire" Retirement Card

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    $6.99

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    "Happy Birthday You Walking Corpse" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Walking Corpse" Birthday Card

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    $6.99

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    "As Per My Last Email, Happy Retirement" Retirement Card

    "As Per My Last Email, Happy Retirement" Retirement Card

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    "Survived By His Younger, Hotter Wife" Birthday Card

    "Survived By His Younger, Hotter Wife" Birthday Card

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    "Look How Far You've Come, You Are Much Older" Birthday Card

    "Look How Far You've Come, You Are Much Older" Birthday Card

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    "Doesn't Matter How Old You Get, You're Still Boring" Birthday Card

    "Doesn't Matter How Old You Get, You're Still Boring" Birthday Card

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    "It's Time for Adventure Before Dementia" Farewell Card

    "It's Time for Adventure Before Dementia" Farewell Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "Father Time Has Not Been Kind" Birthday Card

    "Father Time Has Not Been Kind" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "Under New Management" Retirement Card

    "Under New Management" Retirement Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "According To Your Wikipedia Page You Are Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card

    "According To Your Wikipedia Page You Are Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card

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    $6.99

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    "The Largest Font I Could Find" Retirement Card
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    "The Largest Font I Could Find" Retirement Card

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    $6.99

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    "Card Because Retired" Retirement Card
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    "Card Because Retired" Retirement Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "Which of Your Many Houses You'll Be Retiring In" Retirement Card
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    "Which of Your Many Houses You'll Be Retiring In" Retirement Card

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    $6.99

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    "Go Wherever Those Clicky Knees Will Take You" Farewell Card

    "Go Wherever Those Clicky Knees Will Take You" Farewell Card

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    $6.99

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    "You Little Quitter" Farewell Card

    "You Little Quitter" Farewell Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "Do Nothing From the Comfort of Your Own Home" Retirement Card

    "Do Nothing From the Comfort of Your Own Home" Retirement Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "Yay, Permanent Work From Home" Retirement Card

    "Yay, Permanent Work From Home" Retirement Card

    $6.99

    $6.99

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    "Congrats on Shattering the Glass Hip" Congratulations Card

    "Congrats on Shattering the Glass Hip" Congratulations Card

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