on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Ew, You Had Sex With Dad" Mother's Day Card

"Ew, You Had Sex With Dad" Mother's Day Card

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"I'm Emotionally and Sexually Obsessed With You" Valentines Card

"I'm Emotionally and Sexually Obsessed With You" Valentines Card

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"Two People Had Sex and Now You Gotta Pay Bills" Birthday Card

"Two People Had Sex and Now You Gotta Pay Bills" Birthday Card

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"Let's Watch Love Actually and Fuck" Christmas Card

"Let's Watch Love Actually and Fuck" Christmas Card

$6.99

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"Don't Have Sex. Cause You Will Get Pregnant and Die." Pregnancy Card

"Don't Have Sex. Cause You Will Get Pregnant and Die." Pregnancy Card

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"I Love You With All My Dick" Valentines Card

"I Love You With All My Dick" Valentines Card

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"All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card

"All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card

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"I Fuck on the First Date" Pin Badge

"I Fuck on the First Date" Pin Badge

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"Doctor in the Bedroom" Pin Badge

"Doctor in the Bedroom" Pin Badge

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"Who Did You Have to Fuck?" New Job Card

"Who Did You Have to Fuck?" New Job Card

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"All Hands on Dick" Pin Badge

"All Hands on Dick" Pin Badge

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"Horny" Fridge Magnet

"Horny" Fridge Magnet

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"Thanks for the Orgasms" Valentines Card

"Thanks for the Orgasms" Valentines Card

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"It's Going to Be All Hands on Dick Tonight" Valentines Card

"It's Going to Be All Hands on Dick Tonight" Valentines Card

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"Cunning Linguist" Pin Badge

"Cunning Linguist" Pin Badge

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"You Can Give Me the 'D' Later" Birthday Card

"You Can Give Me the 'D' Later" Birthday Card

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"Thanks for Being an Orgasm Donor" Valentines Card

"Thanks for Being an Orgasm Donor" Valentines Card

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"I'm Here for Oral Support" Valentines Card

"I'm Here for Oral Support" Valentines Card

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"Never Too Old for a Threesome" Fridge Magnet

"Never Too Old for a Threesome" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

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"Let's Turn That Dick Into a Sucked Dick" Valentines Card

"Let's Turn That Dick Into a Sucked Dick" Valentines Card

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"Cunning Linguist" Fridge Magnet

"Cunning Linguist" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

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"Slut Whisperer" Fridge Magnet

"Slut Whisperer" Fridge Magnet

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"You're Like Top Tier Pussy To Me" Valentines Card

"You're Like Top Tier Pussy To Me" Valentines Card

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"Never Too Old for a Threesome" Pin Badge

"Never Too Old for a Threesome" Pin Badge

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"I Wanna Binge on Your Minge" Valentines Card

"I Wanna Binge on Your Minge" Valentines Card

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"Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

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"I Hope This Card Finds You Laid" Greeting Card

"I Hope This Card Finds You Laid" Greeting Card

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"Tonight You're Getting Dinner and a Blow" Valentines Card

"Tonight You're Getting Dinner and a Blow" Valentines Card

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"You Make My Fanny Flutter" Valentines Card

"You Make My Fanny Flutter" Valentines Card

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"Butt Pirate" Pin Badge

"Butt Pirate" Pin Badge

$4.50

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"Freak in the Sheets" Pin Badge

"Freak in the Sheets" Pin Badge

$4.50

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"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card

$6.99

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"You Make My Chasm Spasm" Valentines Card

"You Make My Chasm Spasm" Valentines Card

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"It's a Shame We Met on Grindr" Valentines Card

"It's a Shame We Met on Grindr" Valentines Card

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"Puts Out" Pin Badge

"Puts Out" Pin Badge

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"Dealing With Some Wet-Ass Pussy" Valentines Card

"Dealing With Some Wet-Ass Pussy" Valentines Card

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"Let's Watch Disney and Fuck" Valentines Card

"Let's Watch Disney and Fuck" Valentines Card

$6.99

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"Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card

"Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

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$6.99

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"All I Want For Christmas Is You Naked" Christmas Card

"All I Want For Christmas Is You Naked" Christmas Card

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"I Miss Nutting in You" Valentines Card

"I Miss Nutting in You" Valentines Card

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"No Gag Reflex" Pin Badge

"No Gag Reflex" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Your Dick Still Does the Trick" Anniversary Card

"Your Dick Still Does the Trick" Anniversary Card

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"You. Me. Bedroom. Now." Valentines Card

"You. Me. Bedroom. Now." Valentines Card

$6.99

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"Shout Out to Your Bomb-ass Puss" Valentines Card

"Shout Out to Your Bomb-ass Puss" Valentines Card

$6.99

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"Tonight You're Getting Dinner and a Ho" Valentines Card

"Tonight You're Getting Dinner and a Ho" Valentines Card

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"Let's Make My Wet Dream A Wet Reality" Valentines Card

"Let's Make My Wet Dream A Wet Reality" Valentines Card

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"Pussy Patrol" Pin Badge

"Pussy Patrol" Pin Badge

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