on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Hurry Up and Get Better So We Can Bang" Get Well Card

"Hurry Up and Get Better So We Can Bang" Get Well Card

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"Let's Free Our Nipples" Valentines Card

"Let's Free Our Nipples" Valentines Card

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"Are You an Organ Donor?" Valentines Card

"Are You an Organ Donor?" Valentines Card

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"Do You Need Head?" Valentines Card

"Do You Need Head?" Valentines Card

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"Let's Watch Harry Potter and Fuck" Valentines Card

"Let's Watch Harry Potter and Fuck" Valentines Card

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"Let's Watch Netflix and Fuck" Valentines Card

"Let's Watch Netflix and Fuck" Valentines Card

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"You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card

"You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card

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"I Love You With All My Butt" Valentines Card

"I Love You With All My Butt" Valentines Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Cock-Sucking Lips" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Cock-Sucking Lips" Birthday Card

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"There Will Be No Safe Word Tonight" Valentines Card

"There Will Be No Safe Word Tonight" Valentines Card

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"Old but Bold" Pin Badge

"Old but Bold" Pin Badge

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"Pros and Cons of Dating You" Valentines Card

"Pros and Cons of Dating You" Valentines Card

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"Whose Dick Did You Have to Suck?" New Job Card

"Whose Dick Did You Have to Suck?" New Job Card

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"Move All These Pillows Off The Bed" Valentines Card

"Move All These Pillows Off The Bed" Valentines Card

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"There's Only One Place I'll Put My Fist" Pin Badge

"There's Only One Place I'll Put My Fist" Pin Badge

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"Murder My Vagina" Pin Badge

"Murder My Vagina" Pin Badge

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"I Need You in a Way That's Concerning to Feminism" Valentines Card

"I Need You in a Way That's Concerning to Feminism" Valentines Card

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"Fuckboy" Pin Badge

"Fuckboy" Pin Badge

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"Happy Birthday *Panties Drop*" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday *Panties Drop*" Birthday Card

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"You Bring Out The Hoe In Me" Valentines Card

"You Bring Out The Hoe In Me" Valentines Card

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"Are You My Laundry? Because I Should Be Doing You" Valentines Card

"Are You My Laundry? Because I Should Be Doing You" Valentines Card

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"Watches Porn for the Story" Fridge Magnet

"Watches Porn for the Story" Fridge Magnet

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"I'm Not a Waitress But I'll Take Your Tip" Valentines Card

"I'm Not a Waitress But I'll Take Your Tip" Valentines Card

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"Pillow Biter" Pin Badge

"Pillow Biter" Pin Badge

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"I'll Play My Blue Eyes White _______" Valentines Card

"I'll Play My Blue Eyes White _______" Valentines Card

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"Tonight Can You Show Me How Babies Are Made" Valentines Card

"Tonight Can You Show Me How Babies Are Made" Valentines Card

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"You Give My Crotch A Headache" Valentines Card

"You Give My Crotch A Headache" Valentines Card

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"Thanks For Knocking Up Mum" Father's Day Card

"Thanks For Knocking Up Mum" Father's Day Card

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"Take a Ride On My Sleigh" Christmas Card

"Take a Ride On My Sleigh" Christmas Card

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"Balls Deep in a Stranger" Birthday Card

"Balls Deep in a Stranger" Birthday Card

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"I'm For Your Thighs Only" Valentines Card

"I'm For Your Thighs Only" Valentines Card

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"You Make Me Happy In My Pants" Valentines Card

"You Make Me Happy In My Pants" Valentines Card

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"Tonight's Going To Be Rated MA" Valentines Card

"Tonight's Going To Be Rated MA" Valentines Card

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"Miss Ur Loads" Valentines Card

"Miss Ur Loads" Valentines Card

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"Happy Mother's Day You Big Slut" Mother's Day Card

"Happy Mother's Day You Big Slut" Mother's Day Card

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"I'll Guarantee A White Christmas" Christmas Card

"I'll Guarantee A White Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Love of My Life and Pain in My Ass" Valentines Card

"Love of My Life and Pain in My Ass" Valentines Card

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"I Sense a Great Disturbance" Valentines Card

"I Sense a Great Disturbance" Valentines Card

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"Doctor in the Bedroom" Fridge Magnet

"Doctor in the Bedroom" Fridge Magnet

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"Butt Pirate" Fridge Magnet

"Butt Pirate" Fridge Magnet

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"A Shoulder To Lay Your Legs On" Valentines Card

"A Shoulder To Lay Your Legs On" Valentines Card

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"I Know My Way Awound a Cwiterwis" Valentines Card

"I Know My Way Awound a Cwiterwis" Valentines Card

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"You're Going The Right Way For a Smacked Bottom" Valentines Card

"You're Going The Right Way For a Smacked Bottom" Valentines Card

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"There's Only One Place I'll Put My Fist" Fridge Magnet

"There's Only One Place I'll Put My Fist" Fridge Magnet

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"In Possession of Swollen Goods" Valentines Card

"In Possession of Swollen Goods" Valentines Card

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"What in the Sean Cody?" Pin Badge

"What in the Sean Cody?" Pin Badge

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"I Want Your Stimulus Package" Valentines Card

"I Want Your Stimulus Package" Valentines Card

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"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Pokémon Cards" Valentines Card

"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Pokémon Cards" Valentines Card

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