on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

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"Balls" Sympathy Card

"Balls" Sympathy Card

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"Sorry Everyone Hates Karens Now" Sympathy Card

"Sorry Everyone Hates Karens Now" Sympathy Card

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"OK Boomer" Greeting Card

"OK Boomer" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Pulled Pork Slider" Greeting Card

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"I Fucked Ya Mum" Friendship Card

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"This Card Is What 7 Inches Actually Looks Like" Greeting Card

"This Card Is What 7 Inches Actually Looks Like" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't Smashed Avo On Toast" Greeting Card

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"Why You So Obsessed With Me?" Friendship Card

"Why You So Obsessed With Me?" Friendship Card

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"Mercury Was Never in Retrograde, You're Just a Cunt" Friendship Card

"Mercury Was Never in Retrograde, You're Just a Cunt" Friendship Card

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"Shut Up" Friendship Card

"Shut Up" Friendship Card

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"Had Enough of Your Issues" Anniversary Card

"Had Enough of Your Issues" Anniversary Card

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"You Put The Fun in Dysfunctional" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Double Bacon Cheeseburger" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Double Bacon Cheeseburger" Greeting Card

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"This Marks The End of Your Flop Era" Greeting Card

"This Marks The End of Your Flop Era" Greeting Card

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"They Always Tell Us to Shop Small, So This is All I Bought" Greeting Card

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"Send Nudes" Valentines Card

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"Fuck Off" Farewell Card

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"I Fucked Ya Dad" Friendship Card

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"Put a Shirt On For Christ's Sake" Greeting Card

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"You Owe Me a Shitload of Money" Friendship Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card

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"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

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"Some Birthdays are Considered Especially Heinous" Birthday Card

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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

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"Birthday Bitch" Pin Badge

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"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card

"Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card

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"Happy Generic, Non-Offensive, Festive Event" Christmas Card

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"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card

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"One Year Older and Still a Little Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Getting All Married and Shit" Wedding Card

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"Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits" Christmas Card

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Free Mystery Art Print

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"I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card

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"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Vodka, Brandy, Tequila" Christmas Card

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"What's For Dinner?" Greeting Card

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"One Accident Away From Me Being an Only Child" Greeting Card

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"Fuck It's Hot" Christmas Card

"Fuck It's Hot" Christmas Card

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