on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Moist" Fridge Magnet

"Moist" Fridge Magnet

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Christmas Card

"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Christmas Card

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"Move, I'm Gay" Pin Badge

"Move, I'm Gay" Pin Badge

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Birthday & Christmas Gift Label Mega 80 Pack
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Birthday & Christmas Gift Label Mega 80 Pack

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"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

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"As Per My Last Email, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

"As Per My Last Email, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Fridge Magnet

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"Cunt" Extra Large Pin Badge
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"Remember To Take Your Brain Helpies" Square Fridge Magnet

"Remember To Take Your Brain Helpies" Square Fridge Magnet

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"Merry Fucking Whatever" Christmas Card

"Merry Fucking Whatever" Christmas Card

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"#1 Mum" Extra Large Pin Badge
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"#1 Mum" Extra Large Pin Badge

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"Bullshit, You're _0?" Birthday Card

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"Cunt" Pin Badge

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"Needs Salt" Fridge Magnet

"Needs Salt" Fridge Magnet

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"I Said Love, I Said Pet" Fridge Magnet

"I Said Love, I Said Pet" Fridge Magnet

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"Not Here To Fuck Spiders" Square Fridge Magnet

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"Can Dish, Can't Take" Fridge Magnet

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"Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

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"Girt By Cunts" Pin Badge

"Girt By Cunts" Pin Badge

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"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card

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"Ask Me About My Dog" Pin Badge

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"Let's Awkwardly Express Emotion Together" Father's Day Card

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"Allergic to Cunts" Pin Badge

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"If You Play Mariah Carey One More Time" Christmas Card

"If You Play Mariah Carey One More Time" Christmas Card

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"Yeah, Nah" Pin Badge

"Yeah, Nah" Pin Badge

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"It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"I See Stupid People" Pin Badge

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"Vegan Freak" Pin Badge

"Vegan Freak" Pin Badge

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"Not Us, Not Hermione, You" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"Not Us, Not Hermione, You" Extra Large Birthday Card

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"Welcome to the Shitshow" Pin Badge

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"You Look Like I Need Another Drink" Pin Badge

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"I Got Here as Slow as I Could" Pin Badge

"I Got Here as Slow as I Could" Pin Badge

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"Can My Understudy Take Over Today?" Pin Badge

"Can My Understudy Take Over Today?" Pin Badge

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"Don't Be a Cunt Today" Pin Badge

"Don't Be a Cunt Today" Pin Badge

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"Calm Down Cunts" Pin Badge

"Calm Down Cunts" Pin Badge

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"Can't Hear Without Subtitles" Pin Badge

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"Evil Twin" Pin Badge

"Evil Twin" Pin Badge

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"Simmer Down Sluts" Pin Badge

"Simmer Down Sluts" Pin Badge

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"Running on Aspartame and Body Dysmorphia" Pin Badge

"Running on Aspartame and Body Dysmorphia" Pin Badge

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Assorted Any Occasion Gift Tags 12 Pack - Series 1
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Gold Achievement Star Stickers - 32 Pack
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