on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

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After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Scissor Sister" Fridge Magnet

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"Happy Birthday You Silly Goose" Birthday Card

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"Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Whores" Christmas Card

"Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Whores" Christmas Card

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"Happy Birthday Cobber" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to You and Your 12 Inch Cock" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday to You and Your 12 Inch Cock" Birthday Card

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"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card

"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card

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"I Need to Pee" Fridge Magnet

"I Need to Pee" Fridge Magnet

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"Playing Your Part in This Tony Award-Winning Shitshow" Thank You Card

"Playing Your Part in This Tony Award-Winning Shitshow" Thank You Card

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"Sorry About Your Other Daughter" Mother's Day Card

"Sorry About Your Other Daughter" Mother's Day Card

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"Retiring Because Old" Extra Large Pin Badge
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"Retiring Because Old" Extra Large Pin Badge

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"Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone" Square Fridge Magnet

"Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone" Square Fridge Magnet

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"My Tummy Hurts" Fridge Magnet

"My Tummy Hurts" Fridge Magnet

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Irritable Bowels" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Irritable Bowels" Birthday Card

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"Try Not To Be a Cunt This Christmas" Christmas Card

"Try Not To Be a Cunt This Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Birthday Cunt" Pin Badge

"Birthday Cunt" Pin Badge

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"You Really Suck at Dying" Birthday Card

"You Really Suck at Dying" Birthday Card

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"Shit, Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card

"Shit, Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card

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"I Bought You a Goat In Uganda" Birthday Card

"I Bought You a Goat In Uganda" Birthday Card

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"I Have a Need, a Need To Read" Fridge Magnet

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"*Crickets*" Fridge Magnet

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"Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

"Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

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"Yass" Fridge Magnet

"Yass" Fridge Magnet

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"With the Warmest, Moistest Regards" Thank You Card

"With the Warmest, Moistest Regards" Thank You Card

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"I'm Only Here for the Cob Loaf" Fridge Magnet

"I'm Only Here for the Cob Loaf" Fridge Magnet

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"Drama Queen" Fridge Magnet

"Drama Queen" Fridge Magnet

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"You've No Money and No Prospects" Birthday Card

"You've No Money and No Prospects" Birthday Card

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"Salad Intolerant" Fridge Magnet

"Salad Intolerant" Fridge Magnet

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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Newly Discovered Autism" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday to You and Your Newly Discovered Autism" Birthday Card

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"Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" Christmas Card

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"Can Dish, Can't Take" Fridge Magnet

"Can Dish, Can't Take" Fridge Magnet

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"At Least Your Death Won't Be Referred To As Untimely" Birthday Card

"At Least Your Death Won't Be Referred To As Untimely" Birthday Card

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"Birthday_Card.psd" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bastard" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bastard" Birthday Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card

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"Stage 5 Clinger" Fridge Magnet

"Stage 5 Clinger" Fridge Magnet

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"I've Got Your Back If You Want To Start Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card

"I've Got Your Back If You Want To Start Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card

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"#1 Mum" Extra Large Pin Badge
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"#1 Dad" Extra Large Pin Badge
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"One Accident Away From Me Being an Only Child" Greeting Card

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"To You and Your Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card

"To You and Your Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card

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"Slut" Fridge Magnet

"Slut" Fridge Magnet

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"A Succulent Christmas Meal" Christmas Card

"A Succulent Christmas Meal" Christmas Card

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