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After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Ew, David" Fridge Magnet

"Ew, David" Fridge Magnet

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"You Know What, the Grinch Kinda Had a Point" Christmas Card

"You Know What, the Grinch Kinda Had a Point" Christmas Card

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"Please Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card

"Please Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card

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"Not Today, Satan" Fridge Magnet

"Not Today, Satan" Fridge Magnet

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"One Year Older and Still a Little Bitch" Birthday Card

"One Year Older and Still a Little Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Walk Away, Fatty" Fridge Magnet

"Walk Away, Fatty" Fridge Magnet

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"Prepare for Trouble" Fridge Magnet

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"Ugh, Typical Hufflepuff" Greeting Card

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"You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card

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"The Grinch Had a Point" Fridge Magnet

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"Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card

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"The Muggle Struggle" Fridge Magnet

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"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Vodka, Brandy, Tequila" Christmas Card

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"Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys" Square Fridge Magnet

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"Gag Worthy" Fridge Magnet

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"Merry Fucking Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Where's the Statue of Little Baby Joisus?" Christmas Card

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Black greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Cunt.

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"I Appreciate the Fuck Out of You" Thank You Card

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"Sounds Like a Bad Idea... What Time?" Fridge Magnet

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"I Said Love, I Said Pet" Fridge Magnet

"I Said Love, I Said Pet" Fridge Magnet

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"Some Birthdays are Considered Especially Heinous" Birthday Card

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"ROMO: Relief of Missing Out" Square Fridge Magnet

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"Flop" Fridge Magnet

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"We Are Both Cunts" Friendship Card

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"You Better Jingle All The Way, Don't Half Ass It" Christmas Card

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"Santa Isn't Real" Christmas Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Christmas Card

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"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card

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"Let's Get Festive As Fuck" Christmas Card

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"Not Here To Fuck Spiders" Square Fridge Magnet

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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

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"We Are Both Bitches" Friendship Card

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"Sisters Are Doin' It for Themselves" Fridge Magnet

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"Deck the Halls With the Blood of Our Enemies" Christmas Card

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"Fuck All From Santa" Christmas Card

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"Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Cunts" Christmas Card

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"Happy Generic, Non-Offensive, Festive Event" Christmas Card

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"Asserting My Dominance by Yelling 'Hip Hip'" Birthday Card

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"The Book Was Better" Fridge Magnet

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"Shut the Fridge Door" Fridge Magnet

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