product image

select caret down

Custom Event Setup

×

Click on the elements you want to track as custom events. Selected elements will appear in the list below.

Selected Elements (0)
    Free Shipping on orders over $50 (excludes T-Shirts & Totes)
    Made to order in Australia 🦘

    Currency

    DAMN GOOD DEALS 🔥 Free stuff. Seriously.
    Start shopping for rewards! $0.00 saved

    Your cart

    Wedding Cards

    Say congrats with zero sugar-coating. These wedding cards are made for couples who can take a joke, and maybe shouldn’t be allowed near sharp objects together. Love is weird, so are these cards.

    80 Results

    80 Results

    "Always Remember, It's Cheaper To Keep Her" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Card Because Wedding" Wedding Card

    "Card Because Wedding" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You're Not a Housewife, You're a Hornbag" Greeting Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Two Cunts Joined Together in Holy Matrimony" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Wedding Card

    "Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Wedding Card

    5.0 (2)

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Man Shall Not Lie With Another Man But Go Off" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "This Wedding Seems Kinda Gay" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "From Hoe To Housewife" Wedding Card

    "From Hoe To Housewife" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "It's Giving Monogamy" Wedding Card

    "It's Giving Monogamy" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "How Monogamous of You Both" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Kinda Shocked They Said Yes" Engagement Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You Found Someone to Match Your Freak" Engagement Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Engagement" Engagement Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You Two ___ Are Perfect for Each Other" Engagement Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Monogamy? In This Economy?" Engagement Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You're Lucky I Even Turned Up" Greeting Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I Ain't Sayin She's A Gold Digger" Engagement Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I'll Get My Couch Ready" Engagement Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "People Do Less Time for Murder" Anniversary Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
    Extra Large

    $17.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "This Wedding Could've Been an Email" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "So You're Finally Taking It Up the Aisle" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "It's Giving Married" Wedding Card

    "It's Giving Married" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Declaring Your Love for Each Other" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Marriage, Because Your Shitty Day Doesn't Have to End at Work" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Wedding" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I Voted 'Yes' for This?" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "This Card is a Recession Indicator" Greeting Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

    "Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock