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    Browse over 200 Valentine's Day cards that are the cure for sappy romance. Nothing says “I care” like making them laugh, or at least our cards cost less than another expensive bunch of roses. Pick a card that says 'I love you' and makes them laugh out loud, because who says love can't be funny? Great for Valentines who want honesty instead of chocolates. These funny Valentine's Day cards say it for you, so you don't have to act romantic.

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    "You Wove Giving Daddy Wandom Ewections" Valentines Card
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    "You Wove Giving Daddy Wandom Ewections" Valentines Card

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    "Thanks For Letting Me Hit It, You a Real-Ass Bitch" Valentines Card
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    "Thanks For Letting Me Hit It, You a Real-Ass Bitch" Valentines Card

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    "I Went to Handsome Man Town and Everyone Knew You" Valentines Card
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    "I Went to Cutie Patootie Town and Everyone Knew You" Valentines Card
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    "With Your Consent, I'd Like to Approach You With Romantic Intent" Valentines Card
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    "Let's Grow Old and Funky Together" Valentines Card
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    "I Love Long Romantic Walks to the Couch With You" Valentines Card
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    "Happy Valentine's Day To My Emergency Contact" Valentines Card
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    "I'm Done Circling Back, I'm Ready To Touch Base" Valentines Card
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    "I Love Whatever is the Matter With You" Valentines Card
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    "You Got Me, Hook, Line, and Sphincter" Valentines Card

    "You Got Me, Hook, Line, and Sphincter" Valentines Card

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    "I Love You With Some of My Heart" Valentines Card

    "I Love You With Some of My Heart" Valentines Card

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    "Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal" Valentines Card

    "Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal" Valentines Card

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    "I Wouldn't Kick You Out of Bed" Valentines Card

    "I Wouldn't Kick You Out of Bed" Valentines Card

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    "I'm Long for You" Valentines Card

    "I'm Long for You" Valentines Card

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    "You Give My Stomach Fruit Flies" Valentines Card

    "You Give My Stomach Fruit Flies" Valentines Card

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    "You Dipped Your Pen in the Company Ink" Valentines Card

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    "We're Like Two Peas in Each Other's Mouths" Valentines Card

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    "I Don't Need Cupid's Arrow to Know You Bad as Fuck" Valentines Card

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    "You Sure Beat Polishing the Pearl" Valentines Card

    "You Sure Beat Polishing the Pearl" Valentines Card

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    "I Found Someone Who Loves Me More Than Myself" Valentines Card

    "I Found Someone Who Loves Me More Than Myself" Valentines Card

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    "I Hate You With Every Fibre of My Being" Valentines Card

    "I Hate You With Every Fibre of My Being" Valentines Card

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    "You're Lucky I'm Blind" Valentines Card

    "You're Lucky I'm Blind" Valentines Card

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    "Get Back In The Kitchen" Valentines Card

    "Get Back In The Kitchen" Valentines Card

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    "Lockdown Lover" Valentines Card

    "Lockdown Lover" Valentines Card

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    "We've Got Our Love Locked Down" Valentines Card

    "We've Got Our Love Locked Down" Valentines Card

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    "We're Always Finishing Each Other's Dinners" Valentines Card

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    "This Day is a Bleak Reminder of Your Solidarity" Valentines Card

    "This Day is a Bleak Reminder of Your Solidarity" Valentines Card

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    "How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends" Valentines Card

    "How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends" Valentines Card

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    "I Got You Sweet Nothing For Valentine's Day" Valentines Card

    "I Got You Sweet Nothing For Valentine's Day" Valentines Card

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    "I've Been Missing Your Strawberry Kisses" Valentines Card

    "I've Been Missing Your Strawberry Kisses" Valentines Card

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    "You're a Rush Of Blood To My ... Head" Valentines Card

    "You're a Rush Of Blood To My ... Head" Valentines Card

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    "You're a Whole Lotta Woman" Valentines Card

    "You're a Whole Lotta Woman" Valentines Card

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    "If I Die In Your Arms Tonight, Call 000" Valentines Card

    "If I Die In Your Arms Tonight, Call 000" Valentines Card

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    "Diggin' Your Far Out Vibe" Valentines Card

    "Diggin' Your Far Out Vibe" Valentines Card

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