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    Browse over 200 Valentine's Day cards that are the cure for sappy romance. Nothing says “I care” like making them laugh, or at least our cards cost less than another expensive bunch of roses. Pick a card that says 'I love you' and makes them laugh out loud, because who says love can't be funny? Great for Valentines who want honesty instead of chocolates. These funny Valentine's Day cards say it for you, so you don't have to act romantic.

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    "Let's Get Our Stories Straight" Valentines Card

    "Let's Get Our Stories Straight" Valentines Card

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    "You're a Regulation Hottie" Valentines Card

    "You're a Regulation Hottie" Valentines Card

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    "Thanks For Being My Beard" Valentines Card

    "Thanks For Being My Beard" Valentines Card

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    "You're My Valentine, You Just Don't Know It" Valentines Card

    "You're My Valentine, You Just Don't Know It" Valentines Card

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    "You Put a Cat Amongst My Pigeons" Valentines Card

    "You Put a Cat Amongst My Pigeons" Valentines Card

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    "To the World's Okayest Wife" Greeting Card

    "To the World's Okayest Wife" Greeting Card

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    "I'm So Glad I Judged a Book By Its Cover" Valentines Card

    "I'm So Glad I Judged a Book By Its Cover" Valentines Card

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    "It's Always Business Doing a Pleasure With You" Valentines Card

    "It's Always Business Doing a Pleasure With You" Valentines Card

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    "I Love You With All of My *Checks Notes* Heart" Valentines Card

    "I Love You With All of My *Checks Notes* Heart" Valentines Card

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    "I Come in Peace (You're Peace)" Valentines Card

    "I Come in Peace (You're Peace)" Valentines Card

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    "You Will Have It All, My Empire of Dirt" Valentines Card

    "You Will Have It All, My Empire of Dirt" Valentines Card

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    "The Way to a Man's Heart is His Stomach" Valentines Card

    "The Way to a Man's Heart is His Stomach" Valentines Card

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    "Could You Send It in an Email Please?" Valentines Card

    "Could You Send It in an Email Please?" Valentines Card

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    "Do the Carpets Match the Drapes?" Valentines Card

    "Do the Carpets Match the Drapes?" Valentines Card

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    "Y'all Fuck With a White Boy or What?" Valentines Card

    "Y'all Fuck With a White Boy or What?" Valentines Card

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    "An Unexpected Item In Your Bagging Area" Valentines Card

    "An Unexpected Item In Your Bagging Area" Valentines Card

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    "Your Make-Up is Busted" Valentines Card

    "Your Make-Up is Busted" Valentines Card

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    "You Resurrect My Hormones" Valentines Card

    "You Resurrect My Hormones" Valentines Card

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    "It's Not a PS5" Valentines Card

    "It's Not a PS5" Valentines Card

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    "Love Is Visually Impaired" Valentines Card

    "Love Is Visually Impaired" Valentines Card

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    "I Only Have Tired, Droopy, Bloodshot Eyes For You" Valentines Card

    "I Only Have Tired, Droopy, Bloodshot Eyes For You" Valentines Card

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    "You Make Something LGBTQI Happen To Me" Valentines Card

    "You Make Something LGBTQI Happen To Me" Valentines Card

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    "I'm Just a Non-Binary Person" Valentines Card

    "I'm Just a Non-Binary Person" Valentines Card

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    "I Think I Wanna Have Your Baby" Valentines Card

    "I Think I Wanna Have Your Baby" Valentines Card

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    "You Survived My Marie Kondo Clean Out" Valentines Card

    "You Survived My Marie Kondo Clean Out" Valentines Card

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    "Thanks For Lowering My Expectations" Valentines Card

    "Thanks For Lowering My Expectations" Valentines Card

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    "You Tickle Me Pink" Valentines Card

    "You Tickle Me Pink" Valentines Card

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    "To a Whale of a Wife" Valentines Card

    "To a Whale of a Wife" Valentines Card

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    "Let's Free Our Nipples" Valentines Card

    "Let's Free Our Nipples" Valentines Card

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    "I Waxed For This?" Valentines Card

    "I Waxed For This?" Valentines Card

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    "You Got Me, Hook, Line, and Sphincter" Valentines Card
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    "You Got Me, Hook, Line, and Sphincter" Valentines Card

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    "To the World's Okayest Husband" Greeting Card

    "To the World's Okayest Husband" Greeting Card

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    "I Love You With Some of My Heart" Valentines Card

    "I Love You With Some of My Heart" Valentines Card

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    "Money Focused Love Languages" Valentines Card

    "Money Focused Love Languages" Valentines Card

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    "Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal" Valentines Card

    "Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal" Valentines Card

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    "I Wouldn't Kick You Out of Bed" Valentines Card

    "I Wouldn't Kick You Out of Bed" Valentines Card

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    "I'm Long for You" Valentines Card

    "I'm Long for You" Valentines Card

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    "You Give My Tummy Butterflies" Valentines Card

    "You Give My Tummy Butterflies" Valentines Card

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    "You Give My Stomach Fruit Flies" Valentines Card

    "You Give My Stomach Fruit Flies" Valentines Card

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    "You Dipped Your Pen in the Company Ink" Valentines Card

    "You Dipped Your Pen in the Company Ink" Valentines Card

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    "We're Like Two Peas in Each Other's Mouths" Valentines Card

    "We're Like Two Peas in Each Other's Mouths" Valentines Card

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    "I Don't Need Cupid's Arrow to Know You Bad as Fuck" Valentines Card

    "I Don't Need Cupid's Arrow to Know You Bad as Fuck" Valentines Card

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    "You Sure Beat Polishing the Pearl" Valentines Card

    "You Sure Beat Polishing the Pearl" Valentines Card

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    "I Found Someone Who Loves Me More Than Myself" Valentines Card

    "I Found Someone Who Loves Me More Than Myself" Valentines Card

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    "I Hate You With Every Fibre of My Being" Valentines Card

    "I Hate You With Every Fibre of My Being" Valentines Card

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    "You're Lucky I'm Blind" Valentines Card

    "You're Lucky I'm Blind" Valentines Card

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    "Get Back In The Kitchen" Valentines Card

    "Get Back In The Kitchen" Valentines Card

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    "Lockdown Lover" Valentines Card

    "Lockdown Lover" Valentines Card

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    "We've Got Our Love Locked Down" Valentines Card

    "We've Got Our Love Locked Down" Valentines Card

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    "We're Always Finishing Each Other's Dinners" Valentines Card

    "We're Always Finishing Each Other's Dinners" Valentines Card

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