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    Valentine's Day Cards

    Browse over 200 Valentine's Day cards that are the cure for sappy romance. Nothing says “I care” like making them laugh, or at least our cards cost less than another expensive bunch of roses. Pick a card that says 'I love you' and makes them laugh out loud, because who says love can't be funny? Great for Valentines who want honesty instead of chocolates. These funny Valentine's Day cards say it for you, so you don't have to act romantic.

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    "You Brick Me Up" Valentines Card

    "You Brick Me Up" Valentines Card

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    "Time To Spank That Big Butt of Yours" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Valentine's Day To My Domestic Partner" Valentines Card

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    "I Wanna Date The Shit Out Of You" Valentines Card

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    "We Have a Lot of Missionary Work to Do" Valentines Card

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    "You Tickle My Pickle" Valentines Card

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    "Rawr! That Means I Love You in Dinosaur" Valentines Card

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    "I Love You Like I Love a Loaded Charcuterie Board" Valentines Card

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    "My Lower Extremity Yearns For You" Valentines Card

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    "Not To Be Dramatic, But I Would Die For You" Valentines Card

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    "Move All These Pillows Off The Bed" Valentines Card

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    "You're a Pure White Rose in a River of Shit and Piss" Valentines Card

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    "You Set My Goblet On Fire" Valentines Card

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    "In Possession of Swollen Goods" Valentines Card

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    "You're Still Punchin'" Valentines Card

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    "I Sense a Great Disturbance" Valentines Card

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    "Miss Ur Loads" Valentines Card

    "Miss Ur Loads" Valentines Card

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    "I Already Checked, We Aren't Related" Valentines Card

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    "You Really Activate My Almonds" Valentines Card

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    "I Promise The Best Is On Its Way" Valentines Card

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    "You're a Trainwreck But You're My Trainwreck" Valentines Card

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    "I Want Your Stimulus Package" Valentines Card

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    "You're a Boss Ass Bitch" Valentines Card

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    "I Hope The Kids Don't Walk In Tonight" Valentines Card

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    "When I First Saw You It Was GG" Valentines Card

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    "You Warm My Cold, Dead Soul" Valentines Card

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    "You're My True North and You Know How Shit I Am at Directions" Valentines Card

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    "I Want Your Cooties" Valentines Card

    "I Want Your Cooties" Valentines Card

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    "I Want You To Play With My Ding-a-ling" Valentines Card

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    "We're Always Finishing Each Other's Penises" Valentines Card

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    "You Do Me One Heck of a Feel" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Valentine's Day Asshole" Valentines Card

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    "Your Wand Opens My Diagon Alley" Valentines Card

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    "You're a Total 10" Valentines Card

    "You're a Total 10" Valentines Card

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    "I Love You *Screams Internally*" Valentines Card

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    "Are You My Laundry? Because I Should Be Doing You" Valentines Card

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    "Are You a Mild Butter Chicken With a Plain Naan?" Valentines Card

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    "Shout Out to Your Bomb-ass Puss" Valentines Card

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    "You're The Rarest I've Ever Pulled" Valentines Card

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    "You Really Steam My Greens" Valentines Card

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    "I Love You, Ergh Cringe" Valentines Card

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    "You're a Cracking Lass" Valentines Card

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    "You're My Big Gay Valentine" Valentines Card

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    "I'm Your Happy Meal" Valentines Card

    "I'm Your Happy Meal" Valentines Card

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    "You Repulse Me The Least" Valentines Card

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    "You're Fucking Fine" Valentines Card

    "You're Fucking Fine" Valentines Card

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    "Let's Lie About How We Met" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Valentine's Day Stud" Valentines Card

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    "You Tickle My Fancy" Valentines Card

    "You Tickle My Fancy" Valentines Card

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    "I'm Not a Waitress But I'll Take Your Tip" Valentines Card

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