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Valentine's Day

Who needs hearts and flowers? Dive into our 200+ card collection of Valentine's Day cards – the antidote to cheesy romance. We've got sass, wit, and enough laughs to make Cupid jealous. Choose a card that says, 'I love you' and gets them snorting at the same time, because who said love can't have a punchline?

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"I'm Emotionally and Sexually Obsessed With You" Valentines Card

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"Shit, Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card

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"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

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"So Fucken Dead Set On You Hey" Valentines Card

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"I Fucking Love Us" Valentines Card

"I Fucking Love Us" Valentines Card

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"All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

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"I'm No Weatherman" Valentines Card

"I'm No Weatherman" Valentines Card

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"And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card

"And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card

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"I Love The Shit Out of You" Valentines Card

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"I Can't Imagine A World" Valentines Card

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"There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card

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"I Love You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Valentines Card

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"You Moisten Me" Valentines Card

"You Moisten Me" Valentines Card

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"Happy Valentine's Day Cunt" Valentines Card

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"What Do You and Cheese Have in Common?" Valentines Card

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"It's Kinda Rude How Sexy You Are" Valentines Card

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"I'm So Glad I Snatched You From The Cradle" Valentines Card

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"I Would Bury a Body and Lie To The Police For You" Valentines Card

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"Started Out With a Kiss" Valentines Card

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"You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card

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"I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentines Card

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"You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card

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"I Love You With All My Dick" Valentines Card

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"Thanks For Being My Dopamine Dealer" Valentines Card

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"The Only Thing Gayer Than You is a Unicorn Sucking Cock" Greeting Card

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"I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card

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"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card

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"Spoiler Alert. We're Together Forever" Valentines Card

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"Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

"Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

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"You'll Do" Valentines Card

"You'll Do" Valentines Card

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"Hot Couple" Valentines Card

"Hot Couple" Valentines Card

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"Call NASA" Valentines Card

"Call NASA" Valentines Card

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"I Got You This Card Because You Are Gay" Greeting Card

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"I Love You With All My Butt" Valentines Card