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    Who needs hearts and flowers? Dive into our 200+ card collection of Valentine's Day cards – the antidote to cheesy romance. We've got sass, wit, and enough laughs to make Cupid jealous. Choose a card that says, 'I love you' and gets them snorting at the same time, because who said love can't have a punchline?

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    "I'm Emotionally and Sexually Obsessed With You" Valentines Card

    "I'm Emotionally and Sexually Obsessed With You" Valentines Card

    5.0 (1)

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    "I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

    "I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

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    "Shit, Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card

    "Shit, Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

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    "I Fucking Love Us" Valentines Card

    "I Fucking Love Us" Valentines Card

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    "So Fucken Dead Set On You Hey" Valentines Card

    "So Fucken Dead Set On You Hey" Valentines Card

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    "All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card

    "All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card

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    "I'm No Weatherman" Valentines Card

    "I'm No Weatherman" Valentines Card

    5.0 (1)

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    "I Love The Shit Out of You" Valentines Card

    "I Love The Shit Out of You" Valentines Card

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    "There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card

    "There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card

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    "And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card

    "And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card

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    "I Love You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Valentines Card

    "I Love You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Valentines Card

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    "Happy Valentine's Day Cunt" Valentines Card

    "Happy Valentine's Day Cunt" Valentines Card

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    "I Licked You, So You Are Mine" Valentines Card

    "I Licked You, So You Are Mine" Valentines Card

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    "I'm So Glad I Snatched You From The Cradle" Valentines Card

    "I'm So Glad I Snatched You From The Cradle" Valentines Card

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    "I Can't Imagine A World" Valentines Card

    "I Can't Imagine A World" Valentines Card

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    "You Moisten Me" Valentines Card

    "You Moisten Me" Valentines Card

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    "It's Kinda Rude How Sexy You Are" Valentines Card

    "It's Kinda Rude How Sexy You Are" Valentines Card

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    "You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card

    "You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card

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    "Your Farts Could Strip Paint Off The Walls" Valentines Card

    "Your Farts Could Strip Paint Off The Walls" Valentines Card

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    "I Would Bury a Body and Lie To The Police For You" Valentines Card

    "I Would Bury a Body and Lie To The Police For You" Valentines Card

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    "How Miserable You Must Have Been Before Meeting Me" Valentines Card

    "How Miserable You Must Have Been Before Meeting Me" Valentines Card

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    "What Do You and Cheese Have in Common?" Valentines Card

    "What Do You and Cheese Have in Common?" Valentines Card

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    "Spoiler Alert. We're Together Forever" Valentines Card

    "Spoiler Alert. We're Together Forever" Valentines Card

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    "Started Out With a Kiss" Valentines Card

    "Started Out With a Kiss" Valentines Card

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    "Butterflies in My Stomach" Valentines Card

    "Butterflies in My Stomach" Valentines Card

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    "I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card

    "I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card

    5.0 (14)

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    "I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentines Card

    "I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentines Card

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    "You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card

    "You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card

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    "Thanks For Being My Dopamine Dealer" Valentines Card

    "Thanks For Being My Dopamine Dealer" Valentines Card

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    "I Love You With All My Dick" Valentines Card

    "I Love You With All My Dick" Valentines Card

    5.0 (1)

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    "I Got You This Card Because You Are Gay" Greeting Card

    "I Got You This Card Because You Are Gay" Greeting Card

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    "Hot Couple" Valentines Card

    "Hot Couple" Valentines Card

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    "Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

    "Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

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    "I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card

    "I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card

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    "You'll Do" Valentines Card

    "You'll Do" Valentines Card

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    "I'm Yours Because You Deserve The Very Best" Valentines Card

    "I'm Yours Because You Deserve The Very Best" Valentines Card

    5.0 (1)

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    "I Need You in a Way That's Concerning to Feminism" Valentines Card

    "I Need You in a Way That's Concerning to Feminism" Valentines Card

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    "The Only Thing Gayer Than You is a Unicorn Sucking Cock" Greeting Card

    "The Only Thing Gayer Than You is a Unicorn Sucking Cock" Greeting Card

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    "Call NASA" Valentines Card

    "Call NASA" Valentines Card

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    "Borderline Stalking" Valentines Card

    "Borderline Stalking" Valentines Card

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    "You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card

    "You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card

    5.0 (2)

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    "Rizz 'em With Your 'Tism" Valentines Card

    "Rizz 'em With Your 'Tism" Valentines Card

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    "See Inside For Further Details" Valentines Card

    "See Inside For Further Details" Valentines Card

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    "You Put The Fun in Dysfunctional" Greeting Card

    "You Put The Fun in Dysfunctional" Greeting Card

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    "You're My Cup of Tea" Valentines Card

    "You're My Cup of Tea" Valentines Card

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    "Let's Watch Harry Potter and Fuck" Valentines Card

    "Let's Watch Harry Potter and Fuck" Valentines Card

    $6.99

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    "I Want You To Murder My Vagina" Valentines Card

    "I Want You To Murder My Vagina" Valentines Card

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    $6.99

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    "I Love You With All My Butt" Valentines Card

    "I Love You With All My Butt" Valentines Card

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    "A Shoulder To Lay Your Legs On" Valentines Card

    "A Shoulder To Lay Your Legs On" Valentines Card

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