"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card
"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card
"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Birthday Card
"If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Again" Greeting Card
"Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card
"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card
"You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card
"In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday to You and Your Wildly Untreated ADHD" Birthday Card
"I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
"I've Got Your Back If You Want To Start Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card
"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card
"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card
"Getting All Married and Shit" Wedding Card
"Dismantle the Patriarchy for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card
"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card
"I'm Emotionally and Sexually Obsessed With You" Valentines Card
"Happy Birthday Sugar Tits" Birthday Card
"A Birthday? In This Economy?" Birthday Card
"Sorry About Your Other Daughter" Mother's Day Card
"Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday You Iconic Bitch" Birthday Card
"Some Birthdays are Considered Especially Heinous" Birthday Card
"I Appreciate The Fuck Out Of You" Thank You Card
"10/10 Mum. Would Recommend." Mother's Day Card
"Shit, Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card
"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card
"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card
"If You Can Smell Toast, Let Me Know" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Handsome Motherfucker" Birthday Card
"From One Fabulous Bitch to Another" Christmas Card
"Yeah, There's a Bunnings Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card
"Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Killer Rack" Birthday Card
"I Fucking Love Us" Valentines Card
"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Mother's Day Card
"Happy Birthday You Big Homo" Birthday Card
"You're Officially Too Old For Leo" Birthday Card
"You're Still Hot, It Just Comes in Flashes Now" Birthday Card
"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Christmas Card
"It's Your Birthday, I Love That For You" Birthday Card
"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card
"Fuck It's Hot" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday Shit Cunt" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card
"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card
"So Fucken Dead Set On You Hey" Valentines Card
"Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card
"One Year Older and Still a Little Bitch" Birthday Card
"At Least They'll Never Say You Died Too Young" Birthday Card
"You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card
"Merry Cuntmas" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card
Custom Made Greeting Card
"Thanks for Being a Guiding Light in This Unrelenting Hellscape" Thank You Card
"All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card
"To You and Your Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card
"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Irritable Bowels" Birthday Card
"I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card
"Happy Birthday To My Bestie From Another Testie" Birthday Card
"Ew, David" Greeting Card
"Favourite Financial Burden" Father's Day Card
"All I Want For Christmas Is You Naked" Christmas Card
"Happy Mother's Day From Your Favourite Child" Mother's Day Card
"Happy Birthday to My Much, Much Older Sister" Birthday Card
"Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour" Birthday Card
"You Don't Look a Day Over __" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card
"Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Cunts" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Knees" Birthday Card
"This Card is Noice, It's Different, It's Unusual" Greeting Card
"Happy __ish Birthday" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card
"Please Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card
"Happy Girthday Big Dick" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard" Birthday Card
"Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Cunts" Christmas Card
"Favourite Financial Burden" Mother's Day Card
"I Bought Your Present on Temu" Greeting Card
"Sorry, I Sold Ad Space On Your Birthday Card" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Bruh" Birthday Card
"You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card
"Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card
"The Largest Font I Could Find" Father's Day Card
"Lisa It's Your Birthday, Happy Birthday Lisa" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Silly Goose" Birthday Card
"I'm No Weatherman" Valentines Card
"Happy Birthday Bitch" Birthday Card
"Try Not To Be a Cunt This Christmas" Christmas Card
"Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card
"You're Fucking Awesome" Thank You Card
"Ho, Ho, Homo" Christmas Card
"Naughty Girl With a Bad Habit For Drugs" Greeting Card
"A Succulent Christmas Meal" Christmas Card
"I Love The Shit Out of You" Valentines Card
"There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card
"Congrats On Not Having Ugly Children" Greeting Card
"Keep On Sleighing" Christmas Card
"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card
"Card Because Christmas" Christmas Card
"Thanks For Not Considering My Abandonment Issues" Farewell Card
"And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card
"Ohrr Norrho, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Thank You Card
"I Licked You, So You Are Mine" Valentines Card
"I Hope Santa Empties His Sack Under Your Tree" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday Slut Guts" Birthday Card
"We Are Both Cunts" Friendship Card
"I Thought You Were Much Older" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Inferior Digestive System" Birthday Card
"I Love You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Valentines Card
"In Dog Years, You're a Cunt" Birthday Card
"Bullshit, You're _0?" Birthday Card
"Merry Fucking Christmas" Christmas Card
"Beef Wellington is on the Menu" Christmas Card
"Happy (And I Cannot Stress This Enough) Birthday" Birthday Card
"You Deserve a Christmas Miracle, So Here I Am" Christmas Card
"Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card
"Mandatory" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Penis Breath" Birthday Card
"Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal" Christmas Card
"Thank You For All The Advice" Greeting Card
"I'm So Glad I Snatched You From The Cradle" Valentines Card
"Won't Turn Down a Good Red" Christmas Card
"I Totally Understand Why You Stopped After Having Me" Greeting Card
"Happy Birthday in a British Accent" Birthday Card
"Your Farts Could Strip Paint Off The Walls" Valentines Card
"Happy Valentine's Day Cunt" Valentines Card
"Merry Christmas Dickhead" Christmas Card
"You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card
"I Can't Imagine A World" Valentines Card
"But Enough About Me Because It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
"To You and All Your Personalities" Birthday Card
"More Like a Tired Old Cock" Birthday Card
"Happee Birthdae Harry" Birthday Card
"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Wedding Card
"Happy Generic, Non-Offensive, Festive Event" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday Fucktard" Birthday Card
"You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card
"Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card
"You Moisten Me" Valentines Card
"So Sorry For Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card
"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card
"It's Actually Cerulean" Greeting Card
"Cool Mum" Mother's Day Card
"You're Getting Dangerously Close To Beekeeping Age" Birthday Card
"Jurassic Park" Wedding Card
"I Would Bury a Body and Lie To The Police For You" Valentines Card
"Happy Birthday to You and Your 12 Inch Cock" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Ranga" Birthday Card
"I'm So Freaking Proud of You" Congratulations Card
"Let's Get Festive As Fuck" Christmas Card
"You Can't Buy This at Kmart" Greeting Card
"Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Greeting Card
"You Levelled Up" Birthday Card
"How Miserable You Must Have Been Before Meeting Me" Valentines Card
"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
"It's Kinda Rude How Sexy You Are" Valentines Card
"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Vodka, Brandy, Tequila" Christmas Card
"Have a Fucking Spectacular Birthday" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Sexy Cunt" Birthday Card
"Two People Had Sex and Now You Gotta Pay Bills" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Impressive Rig" Birthday Card
"No, I Don't Know Why the Internet Isn't Working" Mother's Day Card
"OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card
"Where's the Statue of Little Baby Joisus?" Christmas Card
"Spoiler Alert. We're Together Forever" Valentines Card
"Happy Birthday You Filthy Little Mudblood" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Lover" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card
"Christmas? In This Economy?" Christmas Card
"10/10 Dad. Would Recommend." Father's Day Card
"Santa Isn't Real" Christmas Card
"Peace, Love, Joy and All That Shit" Christmas Card
"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Wedding Card
"Hope Your New Neighbours Aren't Cunts" Housewarming Card
"From One Fabulous Bitch To Another" Birthday Card
"Dad, You Are My Father" Father's Day Card
"Your Present Is Still In The Mail" Christmas Card
"This Calls for a Box of Barbecue Shapes" Greeting Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tiny Bladder" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card
"Butterflies in My Stomach" Valentines Card
"Sorry About the Rest of the Family" Christmas Card
"Always All About You Isn't It You Selfish Prick" Greeting Card
"What Do You and Cheese Have in Common?" Valentines Card
"One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card
"Tell Your Parents I'm a Huge Fan of Their Work" Birthday Card
"Face Down in a Ditch" Thank You Card
"Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Child" Birthday Card
"You're Gonna Make the Best Milf" Newborn Card
"Started Out With a Kiss" Valentines Card
"Happy Birthday from Pancake Number 2" Birthday Card
"To You and Your Tummy Problems" Birthday Card
"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card
"Deck the Halls With the Blood of Our Enemies" Christmas Card
"Welcome Tiny Human" Newborn Card
"Make a Wish, Bitch" Birthday Card
"I Bought a Christmas Card With the Largest Font I Could Find" Christmas Card
"Can I Get a 'Hoyeah'" Birthday Card
"You Better Hope Santa Isn't Homophobic" Christmas Card
"I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentines Card
"Don't Listen To Them, You Don't Look That Old" Birthday Card
"This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card
"Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card
"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card
"I Hope There's a Cob Loaf At This Party" Celebration Card
"Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" Christmas Card
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This" Christmas Card
"Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card
"Repressed Childhood Trauma" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Indoor Plant Obsession" Birthday Card
"Cram Your Fat Head Into a Paper Christmas Cracker Crown" Christmas Card
"Fine. Just Go." Farewell Card
"Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card
"Happy Birthday Bestie" Birthday Card
"Stop Dreaming of a White Christmas, That's Racist" Christmas Card
"Thanks For Being My Dopamine Dealer" Valentines Card
"Never Leave This Marriage Alive" Wedding Card
"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Father's Day Card
"If You Find a Better Dad, You'll Beat 'Em By 10%" Father's Day Card
"If You Play Mariah Carey One More Time" Christmas Card
"Card Because Wedding" Wedding Card
"You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card
"With The Warmest, Moistest Regards" Thank You Card
"I'll Jingle Your Bells" Christmas Card
"Halfway to 100" Birthday Card
"Let Me Guess, You're "Feeling 22"" Birthday Card
"Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
"Cheers Cunt" Thank You Card
"You Better Jingle All The Way, Don't Half Ass It" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday You Unfinished Abortion" Birthday Card
"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card
"Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Little Bitches" Christmas Card
"Sorry This Card Isn't a New Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card
"I Love You With All My Dick" Valentines Card
"Ew, You Had Sex With Dad" Mother's Day Card
"The Most Serial Killers Are Born in November" Birthday Card
"He Knows That You're a Cunt" Christmas Card
"At Least Your Jokes Never Get Old" Birthday Card
"Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card
"Rizz 'em With Your 'Tism" Valentines Card
"Merry Christmas You Christmasy Cunt" Christmas Card
"It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card