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"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card
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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Birthday Card
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"If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Again" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card
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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card
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"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card
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"Sorry About Your Other Daughter" Mother's Day Card
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"You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card
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"Getting All Married and Shit" Wedding Card
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"I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"I'm Emotionally and Sexually Obsessed With You" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card
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"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card
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"Dismantle the Patriarchy for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card
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"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Sugar Tits" Birthday Card
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"10/10 Mum. Would Recommend." Mother's Day Card
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"I've Got Your Back If You Want To Start Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card
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"A Birthday? In This Economy?" Birthday Card
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"Shit, Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card
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"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Mother's Day Card
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"I Appreciate The Fuck Out Of You" Thank You Card
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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Wildly Untreated ADHD" Birthday Card
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"Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday You Iconic Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card
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"Yeah, There's a Bunnings Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card
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"If You Can Smell Toast Let Me Know" Birthday Card
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"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole" Birthday Card
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"I Fucking Love Us" Valentines Card
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"From One Fabulous Bitch to Another" Christmas Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday You Handsome Motherfucker" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Shit Cunt" Birthday Card
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"So Fucken Dead Set On You Hey" Valentines Card
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"You're Officially Too Old For Leo" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card
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"It's Your Birthday, I Love That For You" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Big Homo" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Killer Rack" Birthday Card
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"Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card
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"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card
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Custom Made Greeting Card
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"Happy Mother's Day From Your Favourite Child" Mother's Day Card
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"One Year Older and Still a Little Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Fuck It's Hot" Christmas Card
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"All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card
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"You're Still Hot, It Just Comes in Flashes Now" Birthday Card
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"You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card
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"Favourite Financial Burden" Mother's Day Card
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"Merry Cuntmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Some Birthdays are Considered Especially Heinous" Birthday Card
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"At Least They'll Never Say You Died Too Young" Birthday Card
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"To You and Your Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card
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"Ew, David" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Irritable Bowels" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Bestie From Another Testie" Birthday Card
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"Favourite Financial Burden" Father's Day Card
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"Sorry, I Sold Ad Space On Your Birthday Card" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Knees" Birthday Card
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"You Don't Look a Day Over __" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday to My Much, Much Older Sister" Birthday Card
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"Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Christmas Card
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"I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card
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"All I Want For Christmas Is You Naked" Christmas Card
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"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card
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"Thanks for Being a Guiding Light in This Unrelenting Hellscape" Thank You Card
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"I'm No Weatherman" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card
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"Happy __ish Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour" Birthday Card
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"You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card
$6.99
"Happy Birthday Bitch" Birthday Card
$6.99
"This Card is Noice, It's Different, It's Unusual" Greeting Card
$6.99
"Lisa It's Your Birthday, Happy Birthday Lisa" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card
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"Congrats On Not Having Ugly Children" Greeting Card
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"I Love The Shit Out of You" Valentines Card
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"Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Cunts" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday Bruh" Birthday Card
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"Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card
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"Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card
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"You're Fucking Awesome" Thank You Card
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"Try Not To Be a Cunt This Christmas" Christmas Card
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"There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card
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"And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card
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"Thanks For Not Considering My Abandonment Issues" Farewell Card
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"Naughty Girl With a Bad Habit For Drugs" Greeting Card
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"I Bought Your Present on Temu" Greeting Card
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"I Love You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Valentines Card
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"We Are Both Cunts" Friendship Card
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"Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Cunts" Birthday Card
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"I Thought You Were Much Older" Birthday Card
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"Card Because Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day Cunt" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday Slut Guts" Birthday Card
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"I Totally Understand Why You Stopped After Having Me" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday You Silly Goose" Birthday Card
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"Bullshit, You're _0?" Birthday Card
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"I Licked You, So You Are Mine" Valentines Card
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"I'm So Glad I Snatched You From The Cradle" Valentines Card
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"Ohrr Norrho, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"I Can't Imagine A World" Valentines Card
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"Ho, Ho, Homo" Christmas Card
$6.99
"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Thank You Card
$6.99
"Happy (And I Cannot Stress This Enough) Birthday" Birthday Card
$6.99
"The Largest Font I Could Find" Father's Day Card
$6.99
"Cool Mum" Mother's Day Card
$6.99
"Mandatory" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Happy Birthday Penis Breath" Birthday Card
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"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card
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"You Moisten Me" Valentines Card
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"To You and All Your Personalities" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Inferior Digestive System" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday to You and Your 12 Inch Cock" Birthday Card
$6.99
"You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card
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"You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card
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"Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card
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"Happee Birthdae Harry" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Thank You For All The Advice" Greeting Card
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"It's Kinda Rude How Sexy You Are" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday in a British Accent" Birthday Card
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"Keep On Sleighing" Christmas Card
$6.99
"Jurassic Park" Wedding Card
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"Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Greeting Card
$6.99
"No, I Don't Know Why the Internet Isn't Working" Mother's Day Card
$6.99
"More Like a Tired Old Cock" Birthday Card
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"Merry Fucking Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy Girthday Big Dick" Birthday Card
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"But Enough About Me Because It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
$6.99
"You Levelled Up" Birthday Card
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"You Deserve a Christmas Miracle, So Here I Am" Christmas Card
$6.99
"So Sorry For Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card
$6.99
"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Your Farts Could Strip Paint Off The Walls" Valentines Card
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"I Would Bury a Body and Lie To The Police For You" Valentines Card
$6.99
"I Hope Santa Empties His Sack Under Your Tree" Christmas Card
$6.99
"Happy Generic, Non-Offensive, Festive Event" Christmas Card
$6.99
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Impressive Rig" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Fucktard" Birthday Card
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"You're Getting Dangerously Close To Beekeeping Age" Birthday Card
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"Two People Had Sex and Now You Gotta Pay Bills" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Sexy Cunt" Birthday Card
$6.99
"What Do You and Cheese Have in Common?" Valentines Card
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"You Can't Buy This at Kmart" Greeting Card
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"Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal" Christmas Card
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"It's Actually Cerulean" Greeting Card
$6.99
"How Miserable You Must Have Been Before Meeting Me" Valentines Card
$6.99
"Happy Birthday Lover" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Filthy Little Mudblood" Birthday Card
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"Spoiler Alert. We're Together Forever" Valentines Card
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"Started Out With a Kiss" Valentines Card
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"OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Always All About You Isn't It You Selfish Prick" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday Ranga" Birthday Card
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"Butterflies in My Stomach" Valentines Card
$6.99
"Dad, You Are My Father" Father's Day Card
$6.99
"Let's Get Festive As Fuck" Christmas Card
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"Hope Your New Neighbours Aren't Cunts" Housewarming Card
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"You're Gonna Make the Best Milf" Newborn Card
$6.99
"Won't Turn Down a Good Red" Christmas Card
$6.99
"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card
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"I'm So Freaking Proud of You" Congratulations Card
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"A Succulent Christmas Meal" Christmas Card
$6.99
"Merry Christmas Dickhead" Christmas Card
$6.99
"Make a Wish, Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card
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"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Wedding Card
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"I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentines Card
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"Have a Fucking Spectacular Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Santa Isn't Real" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tiny Bladder" Birthday Card
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"You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card
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"One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card
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"Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card
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"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card
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"Ew, You Had Sex With Dad" Mother's Day Card
$6.99
"With The Warmest, Moistest Regards" Thank You Card
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"Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card
$6.99
"This Calls for a Box of Barbecue Shapes" Greeting Card
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"Repressed Childhood Trauma" Birthday Card
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"Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card
$6.99
"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Father's Day Card
$6.99
"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Wedding Card
$6.99
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Indoor Plant Obsession" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday from Pancake Number 2" Birthday Card
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"Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card
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"Your Present Is Still In The Mail" Christmas Card
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"Thanks For Being My Dopamine Dealer" Valentines Card
$6.99
"Face Down in a Ditch" Thank You Card
$6.99
"I Love You With All My Dick" Valentines Card
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"Don't Listen To Them, You Don't Look That Old" Birthday Card
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"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Vodka, Brandy, Tequila" Christmas Card
$6.99
"Can I Get a 'Hoyeah'" Birthday Card
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"This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Unfinished Abortion" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Cheers Cunt" Thank You Card
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"To You and Your Tummy Problems" Birthday Card
$6.99
"You Better Hope Santa Isn't Homophobic" Christmas Card
$6.99
"Sorry This Card Isn't a New Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card
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"Peace, Love, Joy and All That Shit" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sick Mullet" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card
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"Christmas? In This Economy?" Christmas Card
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"10/10 Dad. Would Recommend." Father's Day Card
$6.99
"You Did Raise a Homosexual Idiot" Greeting Card
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"Sorry About Your Other Son" Mother's Day Card
$6.99
"Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card
$6.99
"Let Me Guess, You're "Feeling 22"" Birthday Card
$6.99
"I Got You This Card Because You Are Gay" Greeting Card
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"Hot Couple" Valentines Card
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"Halfway to 100" Birthday Card
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"Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Little Bitches" Christmas Card
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"What's For Dinner?" Greeting Card
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"Welcome Tiny Human" Newborn Card
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"Sorry Your Birthday Is On a Monday" Birthday Card
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"Your Bullshit Flawless Complexion" Birthday Card
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"Never Leave This Marriage Alive" Wedding Card
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"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This" Christmas Card
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"Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"At Least Your Jokes Never Get Old" Birthday Card
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"You're Maturing Nicely" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Sorry About the Rest of the Family" Christmas Card
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"I'm The Best Thing To Ever Come Out of You" Mother's Day Card
$6.99
"I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card
$6.99
"I Hope There's a Cob Loaf At This Party" Celebration Card
$6.99
"Best Mum in the Whole Wide House" Mother's Day Card
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"You'll Do" Valentines Card
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"No Birthday, Only Khlav Khalash" Birthday Card
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"Happy Father's Day From Your Fastest Swimmer" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Bro and/or Brah" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Card Because Wedding" Wedding Card
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"Happy Birthday You Piece of Shit" Birthday Card
$6.99
"People Do Less Time For Murder" Anniversary Card
$6.99
"From One Fabulous Bitch To Another" Birthday Card
$6.99
"Fine. Just Go." Farewell Card
$6.99
"Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card
$6.99
"It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card
$6.99
"I'm Yours Because You Deserve The Very Best" Valentines Card
$6.99
"Happy Birthday Slut" Birthday Card
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"Cheers for the Autism" Mother's Day Card
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"The Only Thing Gayer Than You is a Unicorn Sucking Cock" Greeting Card
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"Rizz 'em With Your 'Tism" Valentines Card
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"Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" Christmas Card
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"I Need You in a Way That's Concerning to Feminism" Valentines Card
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"Call NASA" Valentines Card
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"Borderline Stalking" Valentines Card
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"You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Nimbus 2000" Greeting Card
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"If You Play Mariah Carey One More Time" Christmas Card
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"Cram Your Fat Head Into a Paper Christmas Cracker Crown" Christmas Card
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"Didn't You Have a Birthday Last Year?" Birthday Card
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"As Per My Last Email, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Where's the Statue of Little Baby Joisus?" Christmas Card
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"If You Were a Dog, You'd Be Dead" Birthday Card
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"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card
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"See Inside For Further Details" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Elder" Birthday Card
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"Ain't No Party Like An S-Club Party" Celebration Card
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"You're My Cup of Tea" Valentines Card
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"You Put The Fun in Dysfunctional" Greeting Card
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"You Better Jingle All The Way, Don't Half Ass It" Christmas Card
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"Much Birthday. Such Celebration. Wow." Birthday Card
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"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card
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"Let's Watch Harry Potter and Fuck" Valentines Card
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"I Want You To Murder My Vagina" Valentines Card
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"Happy Mother's Day You Marvelous Woman" Mother's Day Card
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"The Birth of Santa" Christmas Card
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"I'll Jingle Your Bells" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday You Dog Cunt" Birthday Card
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"What a Beautiful Wedding" Wedding Card
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"Merry Christmas You Christmasy Cunt" Christmas Card
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"Nigerian Prince" Mother's Day Card
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"In Dog Years, You're a Cunt" Birthday Card
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"I Love You With All My Butt" Valentines Card
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"Thanks for Loving Me Unconditionally" Greeting Card
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"I Wish My Friends Would Stop Calling You a Milf" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday in a Scottish Accent" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Boofhead" Birthday Card
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"Fighting Off Senility and Dementia" Greeting Card
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"To You and Your Latest Chin" Birthday Card
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"Merry Fucking Whatever" Christmas Card
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"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card
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"I Hope You Like My Gift, No Worries If Not" Greeting Card
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"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Anniversary Card
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"Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Child" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Bestie" Birthday Card
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"The Legend Has Left The Building" Retirement Card
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"Goodbye Tension. Hello Pension" Retirement Card
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"Your Life Would Fucking Suck Without Me" Friendship Card
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"They're Called Stepdads Because They Step The Fuck Up" Father's Day Card
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"Thanks For Putting Up With My Rubbish" Thank You Card
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"Pull Out Game: Weak" Father's Day Card
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"I'm So Glad I Ignored All The Red Flags" Valentines Card
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"I Won't Tell Anyone About Your Hemorrhoids" Birthday Card
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"I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday You Deaf Cunt" Birthday Card
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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card
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"Fight Like a Married Couple For Reals" Engagement Card
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"Buying Candles For Your Cake Nearly Bankrupted Me" Birthday Card
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"A Shoulder To Lay Your Legs On" Valentines Card
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"Two Mums Are Better Than One" Mother's Day Card
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"Love of My Life and Pain in My Ass" Valentines Card
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"Happy __ Something" Birthday Card
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"Happy Father's Day You Old Cunt" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Milf's Day" Mother's Day Card
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"Holy Shit, I Love You" Valentines Card
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"Happy Father's Day From Your Favourite Child" Father's Day Card
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"Cheese, Napping & You" Valentines Card
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"60 Is The New Nothing, It's Just Fucking Old" Birthday Card
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"You're Only As Old As The Person You Are Feeling" Birthday Card
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"Top Of The Pops" Father's Day Card
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"Thanks For Doing The Thing" Thank You Card
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"Technically, You're Dead in Gay Years" Birthday Card
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"Nobody Likes You When You're 24 Either" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Big Dick Energy" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Old Fart" Birthday Card
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"50 and Freakin' Fabulous" Birthday Card
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"Thanks For Knocking Up Mum" Father's Day Card
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"Tell Your Parents I'm a Huge Fan of Their Work" Birthday Card
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"I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses The Point" Farewell Card
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"You've Reproduced" Newborn Card
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"To You and Your Impressive Beard" Birthday Card
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"Thanks for the Orgasms" Valentines Card
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"Spirits Of Christmas" Christmas Card
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"My Condolences to Your Digestive System" Christmas Card
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"From Your Handsome Boy" Mother's Day Card
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"Fuck All From Santa" Christmas Card
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"Adios Bitch" Farewell Card
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"I'll Always Welcome You With Open Arms" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday You Filthy Animal" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Hairy Upper Lip" Birthday Card
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"Dashin' Through The Merlot" Christmas Card
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"Fruit Cake Sucks Dick" Christmas Card
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"Are You a Myocardial Infarction?" Valentines Card
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"You're Going The Right Way For a Smacked Bottom" Valentines Card
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"Two Brides Are Better Than One" Wedding Card
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"Sorry About Your Other Child" Mother's Day Card
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"Thank God You Came Along" Thank You Card
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"I Wish You a Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Ew, You Guys Did It" Newborn Card
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"As Per My Last Email, Merry Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Whores" Christmas Card
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"You're 30 Today? *Gay Gasp*" Birthday Card
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"To You and Your Micropenis" Birthday Card
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"Mum Couldn't Have Divorced a Better Guy" Father's Day Card
$6.99
"I Wanna Binge on Your Minge" Valentines Card
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"I Love You And Your Big ... Personality" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Newly Discovered Autism" Birthday Card
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"Deck the Halls With the Blood of Our Enemies" Christmas Card
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"Fa La La La La La Fuck" Christmas Card
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"Contraception Was Never Your Strong Point" Newborn Card
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"Birth" Birthday Card
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"Your Body Is Officially Out of it's Warranty Period" Birthday Card
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"You Are a Father. This is a Day. Here is a Card." Father's Day Card
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"Two Grooms Are Better Than One" Wedding Card
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"Merry Christmas You Grinchy Bitch" Christmas Card
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"Happy Mother's Day From Your Furbaby" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Work Wife" Birthday Card
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"Cool Wedding" Wedding Card
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"Best Bonus Dad Ever" Father's Day Card
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"You're Pretty Fly For a White Guy" Valentines Card
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"You're __. Time to Grow the Fuck Up" Birthday Card
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"You Make My Chasm Spasm" Valentines Card
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"Sorry You Weren't Able To Thrive In This Fast-Paced Environment" Farewell Card
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"Probably Think This Card Is About You" Greeting Card
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"One Ring To Rule Them All" Engagement Card
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"Now Who's Going To Do My Job For Me" Farewell Card
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"Merry Christmas You Grinchy Motherfucker" Christmas Card
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"Merry Christmas (Taylor's Version)" Christmas Card
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"Lying To Me About Santa" Christmas Card
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"Merry Christmas Bitch" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday You Millennial Piece of Shit" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Nerd" Birthday Card
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