"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card
"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card
"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Birthday Card
"If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Again" Greeting Card
"Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card
"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card
"In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card
"You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card
"Happy Birthday to You and Your Wildly Untreated ADHD" Birthday Card
"I've Got Your Back If You Want To Start Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card
"I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card
"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card
"Getting All Married and Shit" Wedding Card
"Dismantle the Patriarchy for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card
"I'm Emotionally and Sexually Obsessed With You" Valentines Card
"Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday Sugar Tits" Birthday Card
"A Birthday? In This Economy?" Birthday Card
"Sorry About Your Other Daughter" Mother's Day Card
"Happy Birthday You Iconic Bitch" Birthday Card
"Some Birthdays are Considered Especially Heinous" Birthday Card
"Shit, Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card
"I Appreciate The Fuck Out Of You" Thank You Card
"From One Fabulous Bitch to Another" Christmas Card
"10/10 Mum. Would Recommend." Mother's Day Card
"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card
"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card
"If You Can Smell Toast, Let Me Know" Birthday Card
"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday You Handsome Motherfucker" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Killer Rack" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole" Birthday Card
"Yeah, There's a Bunnings Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card
"I Fucking Love Us" Valentines Card
"Fuck It's Hot" Christmas Card
"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Mother's Day Card
"Happy Birthday You Big Homo" Birthday Card
"You're Officially Too Old For Leo" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card
"You're Still Hot, It Just Comes in Flashes Now" Birthday Card
"It's Your Birthday, I Love That For You" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Shit Cunt" Birthday Card
"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card
"Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card
"You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card
"Merry Cuntmas" Christmas Card
"At Least They'll Never Say You Died Too Young" Birthday Card
"So Fucken Dead Set On You Hey" Valentines Card
"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card
"One Year Older and Still a Little Bitch" Birthday Card
"Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card
Custom Made Greeting Card
"Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card
"Thanks for Being a Guiding Light in This Unrelenting Hellscape" Thank You Card
"All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card
"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card
"I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card
"All I Want For Christmas Is You Naked" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Irritable Bowels" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To My Bestie From Another Testie" Birthday Card
"To You and Your Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card
"Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour" Birthday Card
"Ew, David" Greeting Card
"Happy Girthday Big Dick" Birthday Card
"Favourite Financial Burden" Father's Day Card
"Happy Mother's Day From Your Favourite Child" Mother's Day Card
"Happy Birthday to My Much, Much Older Sister" Birthday Card
"Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Cunts" Christmas Card
"You Don't Look a Day Over __" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card
"A Succulent Christmas Meal" Christmas Card
"Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Cunts" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Knees" Birthday Card
"I Bought Your Present on Temu" Greeting Card
"Happy __ish Birthday" Birthday Card
"This Card is Noice, It's Different, It's Unusual" Greeting Card
"Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card
"Please Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card
"Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard" Birthday Card
"Favourite Financial Burden" Mother's Day Card
"Ho, Ho, Homo" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday You Silly Goose" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Bruh" Birthday Card
"Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card
"Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card
"Try Not To Be a Cunt This Christmas" Christmas Card
"Sorry, I Sold Ad Space On Your Birthday Card" Birthday Card
"Lisa It's Your Birthday, Happy Birthday Lisa" Birthday Card
"You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card
"The Largest Font I Could Find" Father's Day Card
"Happy Birthday Bitch" Birthday Card
"I'm No Weatherman" Valentines Card
"Card Because Christmas" Christmas Card
"You're Fucking Awesome" Thank You Card
"Keep On Sleighing" Christmas Card
"Beef Wellington is on the Menu" Christmas Card
"Naughty Girl With a Bad Habit For Drugs" Greeting Card
"There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card
"I Love The Shit Out of You" Valentines Card
"I Hope Santa Empties His Sack Under Your Tree" Christmas Card
"Congrats On Not Having Ugly Children" Greeting Card
"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card
"You Deserve a Christmas Miracle, So Here I Am" Christmas Card
"Merry Fucking Christmas" Christmas Card
"Ohrr Norrho, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
"I Licked You, So You Are Mine" Valentines Card
"Thanks For Not Considering My Abandonment Issues" Farewell Card
"And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card
"In Dog Years, You're a Cunt" Birthday Card
"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Thank You Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Inferior Digestive System" Birthday Card
"We Are Both Cunts" Friendship Card
"Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday Slut Guts" Birthday Card
"I Thought You Were Much Older" Birthday Card
"I Love You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Valentines Card
"Happy (And I Cannot Stress This Enough) Birthday" Birthday Card
"Bullshit, You're _0?" Birthday Card
"Merry Christmas Dickhead" Christmas Card
"Won't Turn Down a Good Red" Christmas Card
"Mandatory" Birthday Card
"Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card
"Happy Birthday Penis Breath" Birthday Card
"Happy Generic, Non-Offensive, Festive Event" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday in a British Accent" Birthday Card
"Thank You For All The Advice" Greeting Card
"I'm So Glad I Snatched You From The Cradle" Valentines Card
"Your Farts Could Strip Paint Off The Walls" Valentines Card
"You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card
"I Can't Imagine A World" Valentines Card
"Where's the Statue of Little Baby Joisus?" Christmas Card
"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Wedding Card
"I Totally Understand Why You Stopped After Having Me" Greeting Card
"To You and All Your Personalities" Birthday Card
"More Like a Tired Old Cock" Birthday Card
"Happee Birthdae Harry" Birthday Card
"But Enough About Me Because It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
"Happy Valentine's Day Cunt" Valentines Card
"Happy Birthday Fucktard" Birthday Card
"You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card
"Stop Dreaming of a White Christmas, That's Racist" Christmas Card
"You're Getting Dangerously Close To Beekeeping Age" Birthday Card
"You Moisten Me" Valentines Card
"Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card
"So Sorry For Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card
"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Vodka, Brandy, Tequila" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday to You and Your 12 Inch Cock" Birthday Card
"Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card
"It's Actually Cerulean" Greeting Card
"Jurassic Park" Wedding Card
"I Would Bury a Body and Lie To The Police For You" Valentines Card
"Christmas? In This Economy?" Christmas Card
"Cool Mum" Mother's Day Card
"You Levelled Up" Birthday Card
"You Can't Buy This at Kmart" Greeting Card
"Let's Get Festive As Fuck" Christmas Card
"I'm So Freaking Proud of You" Congratulations Card
"Happy Birthday Ranga" Birthday Card
"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
"Santa Isn't Real" Christmas Card
"It's Kinda Rude How Sexy You Are" Valentines Card
"How Miserable You Must Have Been Before Meeting Me" Valentines Card
"Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Greeting Card
"Happy Birthday Sexy Cunt" Birthday Card
"Your Present Is Still In The Mail" Christmas Card
"I Bought a Christmas Card With the Largest Font I Could Find" Christmas Card
"Have a Fucking Spectacular Birthday" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Impressive Rig" Birthday Card
"Two People Had Sex and Now You Gotta Pay Bills" Birthday Card
"Spoiler Alert. We're Together Forever" Valentines Card
"Deck the Halls With the Blood of Our Enemies" Christmas Card
"Sorry About the Rest of the Family" Christmas Card
"OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card
"Peace, Love, Joy and All That Shit" Christmas Card
"No, I Don't Know Why the Internet Isn't Working" Mother's Day Card
"Happy Birthday Jesus" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday You Filthy Little Mudblood" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Child" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card
"10/10 Dad. Would Recommend." Father's Day Card
"Tell Your Parents I'm a Huge Fan of Their Work" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Lover" Birthday Card
"From One Fabulous Bitch To Another" Birthday Card
"Butterflies in My Stomach" Valentines Card
"This Calls for a Box of Barbecue Shapes" Greeting Card
"One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Tiny Bladder" Birthday Card
"You Better Hope Santa Isn't Homophobic" Christmas Card
"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Wedding Card
"Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" Christmas Card
"Hope Your New Neighbours Aren't Cunts" Housewarming Card
"Dad, You Are My Father" Father's Day Card
"Always All About You Isn't It You Selfish Prick" Greeting Card
"What Do You and Cheese Have in Common?" Valentines Card
"Face Down in a Ditch" Thank You Card
"I'll Jingle Your Bells" Christmas Card
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This" Christmas Card
"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card
"Happy Birthday from Pancake Number 2" Birthday Card
"Cram Your Fat Head Into a Paper Christmas Cracker Crown" Christmas Card
"Can I Get a 'Hoyeah'" Birthday Card
"To You and Your Tummy Problems" Birthday Card
"Started Out With a Kiss" Valentines Card
"You're Gonna Make the Best Milf" Newborn Card
"Welcome Tiny Human" Newborn Card
"Make a Wish, Bitch" Birthday Card
"I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentines Card
"He Knows That You're a Cunt" Christmas Card
"Don't Listen To Them, You Don't Look That Old" Birthday Card
"If You Find a Better Dad, You'll Beat 'Em By 10%" Father's Day Card
"If You Play Mariah Carey One More Time" Christmas Card
"This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card
"I Hope There's a Cob Loaf At This Party" Celebration Card
"Getting Baked Tonight" Birthday Card
"Fine. Just Go." Farewell Card
"Never Leave This Marriage Alive" Wedding Card
"Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card
"Happy Birthday Bestie" Birthday Card
"Repressed Childhood Trauma" Birthday Card
"Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Little Bitches" Christmas Card
"Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card
"Thanks For Being My Dopamine Dealer" Valentines Card
"Happy Birthday To You and Your Indoor Plant Obsession" Birthday Card
"You Better Jingle All The Way, Don't Half Ass It" Christmas Card
"Merry Christmas (Taylor's Version)" Christmas Card
"I Hope You Like My Gift, No Worries If Not" Greeting Card
"Card Because Wedding" Wedding Card
"Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card
"I Love You With All My Dick" Valentines Card
"As Per My Last Email, Merry Christmas" Christmas Card
"Merry Christmas You Christmasy Cunt" Christmas Card
"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Father's Day Card
"Halfway to 100" Birthday Card
"You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card
"With The Warmest, Moistest Regards" Thank You Card
"Cheers Cunt" Thank You Card
"The Birth of Santa" Christmas Card
"Let Me Guess, You're "Feeling 22"" Birthday Card
"I Need You in a Way That's Concerning to Feminism" Valentines Card
"Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
"Merry Christmas Cunt" Christmas Card
"Happy Birthday You Unfinished Abortion" Birthday Card
"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card
"Sorry This Card Isn't a New Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card