on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

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"This Card is a Recession Indicator" Greeting Card

"This Card is a Recession Indicator" Greeting Card

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"Monogamy? In This Economy?" Engagement Card

"Monogamy? In This Economy?" Engagement Card

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"You Two ___ Are Perfect for Each Other" Engagement Card

"You Two ___ Are Perfect for Each Other" Engagement Card

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"I Voted 'Yes' for This?" Wedding Card

"I Voted 'Yes' for This?" Wedding Card

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"Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Wedding" Wedding Card

"Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Wedding" Wedding Card

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"Marriage, Because Your Shitty Day Doesn't Have to End at Work" Wedding Card

"Marriage, Because Your Shitty Day Doesn't Have to End at Work" Wedding Card

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"Declaring Your Love for Each Other" Wedding Card

"Declaring Your Love for Each Other" Wedding Card

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"It's Giving Married" Wedding Card

"It's Giving Married" Wedding Card

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"So You're Finally Taking It Up the Aisle" Wedding Card

"So You're Finally Taking It Up the Aisle" Wedding Card

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"This Wedding Could've Been an Email" Wedding Card

"This Wedding Could've Been an Email" Wedding Card

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"Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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"Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card

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"Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Engagement" Engagement Card

"Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Engagement" Engagement Card

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"You Found Someone to Match Your Freak" Engagement Card

"You Found Someone to Match Your Freak" Engagement Card

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"Kinda Shocked They Said Yes" Engagement Card

"Kinda Shocked They Said Yes" Engagement Card

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"How Monogamous of You Both" Wedding Card

"How Monogamous of You Both" Wedding Card

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"It's Giving Monogamy" Wedding Card

"It's Giving Monogamy" Wedding Card

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"From Hoe to Housewife" Wedding Card

"From Hoe to Housewife" Wedding Card

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"This Wedding Seems Kinda Gay" Wedding Card

"This Wedding Seems Kinda Gay" Wedding Card

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"Man Shall Not Lie With Another Man But Go Off" Wedding Card

"Man Shall Not Lie With Another Man But Go Off" Wedding Card

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"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Wedding Card

"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Wedding Card

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"Two Cunts Joined Together in Holy Matrimony" Wedding Card

"Two Cunts Joined Together in Holy Matrimony" Wedding Card

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"You're Not a Housewife, You're a Hornbag" Greeting Card

"You're Not a Housewife, You're a Hornbag" Greeting Card

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"Card Because Wedding" Wedding Card

"Card Because Wedding" Wedding Card

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"Always Remember, It's Cheaper to Keep Her" Wedding Card

"Always Remember, It's Cheaper to Keep Her" Wedding Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Wedding Card

"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Wedding Card

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"Part of My Obnoxious White Bridal Party" Wedding Card

"Part of My Obnoxious White Bridal Party" Wedding Card

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"I Had a 20 on You Being Gay" Wedding Card

"I Had a 20 on You Being Gay" Wedding Card

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"That's Not Who You Chose During Fuck, Marry, Kill" Wedding Card

"That's Not Who You Chose During Fuck, Marry, Kill" Wedding Card

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"Already Got Enough Moles on Your Back" Wedding Card

"Already Got Enough Moles on Your Back" Wedding Card

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"What a Beautiful Wedding" Wedding Card

"What a Beautiful Wedding" Wedding Card

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"I Hope Your God Approves of this Card" Greeting Card

"I Hope Your God Approves of this Card" Greeting Card

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"Not the First Ring He's Put On Your Finger" Engagement Card

"Not the First Ring He's Put On Your Finger" Engagement Card

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"Enjoy Your Straight Wedding" Wedding Card

"Enjoy Your Straight Wedding" Wedding Card

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"I Hope There's an Open Mic at This Wedding" Wedding Card

"I Hope There's an Open Mic at This Wedding" Wedding Card

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"Walk Up to the Wedding Like Whaddup, You Got a Big Rock" Wedding Card

"Walk Up to the Wedding Like Whaddup, You Got a Big Rock" Wedding Card

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"I Thought You Said This Wedding Would Be Fun?" Wedding Card

"I Thought You Said This Wedding Would Be Fun?" Wedding Card

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"I Hope This is a Red Wedding" Wedding Card

"I Hope This is a Red Wedding" Wedding Card

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"This Wedding is Horseshit" Wedding Card

"This Wedding is Horseshit" Wedding Card

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"You Guys Make Such a Surprising Couple" Engagement Card

"You Guys Make Such a Surprising Couple" Engagement Card

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"One Ring to Rule Them All" Engagement Card

"One Ring to Rule Them All" Engagement Card

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"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Anniversary Card

"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Anniversary Card

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"I Thought We Were Getting Married But Okay..." Wedding Card

"I Thought We Were Getting Married But Okay..." Wedding Card

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"I Hate to Use the Word Forever..." Wedding Card

"I Hate to Use the Word Forever..." Wedding Card

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"The Wedding of the Century" Wedding Card

"The Wedding of the Century" Wedding Card

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"You're Finally Not Just the Bridesmaid" Wedding Card

"You're Finally Not Just the Bridesmaid" Wedding Card

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"I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card

"I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card

"Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card

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"I Can't Wait to Attend, Ruin and Not Remember Your Wedding" Wedding Card

"I Can't Wait to Attend, Ruin and Not Remember Your Wedding" Wedding Card

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"Congrats, You're Hitched" Wedding Card

"Congrats, You're Hitched" Wedding Card

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