on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Happy Birthday Bender" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Bender" Birthday Card

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"You Got Me Hook, Line, and Sphincter" Valentines Card

"You Got Me Hook, Line, and Sphincter" Valentines Card

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"It's About Time You Two Got a Womb" Newborn Card

"It's About Time You Two Got a Womb" Newborn Card

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"Happy Birthday Pussy Breath" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Pussy Breath" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday in a Non-Lesbian Way" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday in a Non-Lesbian Way" Birthday Card

5.0 (1)

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"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

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"Let's Watch Heated Rivalry and Fuck" Valentines Card

"Let's Watch Heated Rivalry and Fuck" Valentines Card

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"I Had An Everything Shower" Greeting Card

"I Had An Everything Shower" Greeting Card

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"I Just Douched" Greeting Card

"I Just Douched" Greeting Card

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"I Trimmed My Fingernails for This?" Greeting Card

"I Trimmed My Fingernails for This?" Greeting Card

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"Happy Twink Death" Birthday Card

"Happy Twink Death" Birthday Card

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"You Really Put the 'T' in LGBT" Greeting Card

"You Really Put the 'T' in LGBT" Greeting Card

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"We’re Here, We’re Queer" Anniversary Card

"We’re Here, We’re Queer" Anniversary Card

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"I Voted 'Yes' for This?" Wedding Card

"I Voted 'Yes' for This?" Wedding Card

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"Hmm, This Birthday Party Seems Kinda Gay" Birthday Card

"Hmm, This Birthday Party Seems Kinda Gay" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Pansexual Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Pansexual Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Nonbinary Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Nonbinary Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Cute Twink Takes His Boyfriend's Huge Birthday Wishes" Birthday Card

"Cute Twink Takes His Boyfriend's Huge Birthday Wishes" Birthday Card

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"We Were a Match Made in Grindr" Valentines Card

"We Were a Match Made in Grindr" Valentines Card

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"You're Easily My Favourite Lesbian" Valentines Card

"You're Easily My Favourite Lesbian" Valentines Card

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"Make Yuletide Gay Again" Christmas Card

"Make Yuletide Gay Again" Christmas Card

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"A One Year Supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics" Greeting Card

"A One Year Supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics" Greeting Card

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"The Gays Have Officially Moved In" Housewarming Card

"The Gays Have Officially Moved In" Housewarming Card

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"Home Sweet Homo" Housewarming Card

"Home Sweet Homo" Housewarming Card

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"You're Getting Gay Divorced" Sympathy Card

"You're Getting Gay Divorced" Sympathy Card

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"Happy Birthday You Bisexual Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Bisexual Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Asexual Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Asexual Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Twink" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Twink" Birthday Card

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"I'd Wish You a Happy Birthday but I'm Not Gay" Birthday Card

"I'd Wish You a Happy Birthday but I'm Not Gay" Birthday Card

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"This Wedding Seems Kinda Gay" Wedding Card

"This Wedding Seems Kinda Gay" Wedding Card

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"Coming Out? I Had No Idea (Sarcasm)" Congratulations Card

"Coming Out? I Had No Idea (Sarcasm)" Congratulations Card

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"Coming Out of the Closet, and Dressed Like That" Congratulations Card

"Coming Out of the Closet, and Dressed Like That" Congratulations Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Uncle" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Uncle" Birthday Card

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"In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card

"In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card

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"Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour" Birthday Card

"Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour" Birthday Card

5.0 (1)

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"To a Fab Dad" Father's Day Card

"To a Fab Dad" Father's Day Card

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"Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

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"You're 30 Today? *Gay Gasp*" Birthday Card

"You're 30 Today? *Gay Gasp*" Birthday Card

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"Technically, You're Dead in Gay Years" Birthday Card

"Technically, You're Dead in Gay Years" Birthday Card

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"I Got You This Card Because You Are Gay" Greeting Card

"I Got You This Card Because You Are Gay" Greeting Card

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"The Only Thing Gayer Than You is a Unicorn Sucking Cock" Greeting Card

"The Only Thing Gayer Than You is a Unicorn Sucking Cock" Greeting Card

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"You Make Something LGBTQI Happen To Me" Valentines Card

"You Make Something LGBTQI Happen To Me" Valentines Card

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"There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card

"There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card

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"Happy Birth-they" Birthday Card

"Happy Birth-they" Birthday Card

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"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"In The Company of Three Wise Men" Christmas Card

"In The Company of Three Wise Men" Christmas Card

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"You Better Hope Santa Isn't Homophobic" Christmas Card

"You Better Hope Santa Isn't Homophobic" Christmas Card

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"Not Today Santa" Christmas Card

"Not Today Santa" Christmas Card

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"Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" Christmas Card

"Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" Christmas Card

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"The Very Next Day, You Told Me You're Gay" Christmas Card

"The Very Next Day, You Told Me You're Gay" Christmas Card

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