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    "Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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    "You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Now Who's Going to Do All the Work for Us?" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "The Horse You Rode in on Can Stay" Farewell Card
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    "It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card
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    "So Sorry for Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card
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    "Gone and Already Forgotten" Farewell Card
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