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    "The Largest Font I Could Find" Retirement Card
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    "The Largest Font I Could Find" Retirement Card

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    "Card Because Retired" Retirement Card
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    "Card Because Retired" Retirement Card

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    "Which of Your Many Houses You'll Be Retiring In" Retirement Card
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    "Which of Your Many Houses You'll Be Retiring In" Retirement Card

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    "Now You Can Be Gay and Poor in Another Country" Farewell Card

    "Now You Can Be Gay and Poor in Another Country" Farewell Card

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    "Let's Get This Ho on the Road" Farewell Card

    "Let's Get This Ho on the Road" Farewell Card

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    "Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?" Farewell Card

    "Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?" Farewell Card

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    "I Have Room for One More Traumatic Core Memory" Farewell Card

    "I Have Room for One More Traumatic Core Memory" Farewell Card

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    "You're Leaving? Say Sike Right Now" Farewell Card

    "You're Leaving? Say Sike Right Now" Farewell Card

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    "It's a Circle Back at Your Earliest Convenience" Farewell Card

    "It's a Circle Back at Your Earliest Convenience" Farewell Card

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    "It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Blurst of Times" Farewell Card

    "It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Blurst of Times" Farewell Card

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    "Go Wherever Those Clicky Knees Will Take You" Farewell Card

    "Go Wherever Those Clicky Knees Will Take You" Farewell Card

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    "It's Time for Adventure Before Dementia" Farewell Card

    "It's Time for Adventure Before Dementia" Farewell Card

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    "You Little Quitter" Farewell Card

    "You Little Quitter" Farewell Card

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    "Do Nothing From the Comfort of Your Own Home" Retirement Card

    "Do Nothing From the Comfort of Your Own Home" Retirement Card

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    "Yay, Permanent Work From Home" Retirement Card

    "Yay, Permanent Work From Home" Retirement Card

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    "Under New Management" Retirement Card

    "Under New Management" Retirement Card

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    "As Per My Last Email, Happy Retirement" Retirement Card

    "As Per My Last Email, Happy Retirement" Retirement Card

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    "It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "This Is The Next Chapter In Your Life" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "This Is The Next Chapter In Your Life" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Later, Traitor" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Later, Traitor" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday" Farewell Card

    "Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday" Farewell Card

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    "Please Don't Leave Me With These Bitches" Farewell Card

    "Please Don't Leave Me With These Bitches" Farewell Card

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    "Please Don't Leave Me With These Cunts" Farewell Card

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    "Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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    "Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card

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    "You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card

    "Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card

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    "You Leaving Was Not on My Vision Board" Farewell Card

    "You Leaving Was Not on My Vision Board" Farewell Card

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    "You're Dead to Me" Farewell Card

    "You're Dead to Me" Farewell Card

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    "Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card

    "Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card

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    "Later Traitor" Farewell Card

    "Later Traitor" Farewell Card

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    "You Weren't Able To Thrive In This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "You Weren't Able To Thrive In This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "The Legend Is Leaving The Building" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "The Legend Is Leaving The Building" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Who's Going To Do All The Work For Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Who's Going To Do All The Work For Us" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Let's Blow This Popsicle Stand" Farewell Card

    "Let's Blow This Popsicle Stand" Farewell Card

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    "The Horse You Rode in on Can Stay" Farewell Card

    "The Horse You Rode in on Can Stay" Farewell Card

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    "The Office Will Be Quieter and a Lot More Productive" Greeting Card

    "The Office Will Be Quieter and a Lot More Productive" Greeting Card

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    "Retiring? In This Economy?" Retirement Card

    "Retiring? In This Economy?" Retirement Card

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    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card

    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card

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    "Beat It, Toots" Farewell Card

    "Beat It, Toots" Farewell Card

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    "Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good God Split Ya" Farewell Card

    "Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good God Split Ya" Farewell Card

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    "What About the Shareholders?" Farewell Card

    "What About the Shareholders?" Farewell Card

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    "It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card

    "It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card

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    "Burn All The Sage You Want, I'll Be Back" Farewell Card

    "Burn All The Sage You Want, I'll Be Back" Farewell Card

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    "So Sorry For Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card

    "So Sorry For Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card

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    "Gone and Already Forgotten" Farewell Card

    "Gone and Already Forgotten" Farewell Card

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