on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

New Release Farewell Greeting Cards

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"The Largest Font I Could Find" Retirement Card

"The Largest Font I Could Find" Retirement Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Card Because Retired" Retirement Card

"Card Because Retired" Retirement Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Which of Your Many Houses You'll Be Retiring In" Retirement Card

"Which of Your Many Houses You'll Be Retiring In" Retirement Card

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"Now You Can Be Gay and Poor in Another Country" Farewell Card

"Now You Can Be Gay and Poor in Another Country" Farewell Card

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"Let's Get This Ho on the Road" Farewell Card

"Let's Get This Ho on the Road" Farewell Card

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"Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?" Farewell Card

"Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?" Farewell Card

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"I Have Room for One More Traumatic Core Memory" Farewell Card

"I Have Room for One More Traumatic Core Memory" Farewell Card

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"You're Leaving? Say Sike Right Now" Farewell Card

"You're Leaving? Say Sike Right Now" Farewell Card

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"It's a Circle Back at Your Earliest Convenience" Farewell Card

"It's a Circle Back at Your Earliest Convenience" Farewell Card

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"It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Blurst of Times" Farewell Card

"It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Blurst of Times" Farewell Card

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"Go Wherever Those Clicky Knees Will Take You" Farewell Card

"Go Wherever Those Clicky Knees Will Take You" Farewell Card

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"It's Time for Adventure Before Dementia" Farewell Card

"It's Time for Adventure Before Dementia" Farewell Card

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"You Little Quitter" Farewell Card

"You Little Quitter" Farewell Card

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"Do Nothing From the Comfort of Your Own Home" Retirement Card

"Do Nothing From the Comfort of Your Own Home" Retirement Card

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"Yay, Permanent Work From Home" Retirement Card

"Yay, Permanent Work From Home" Retirement Card

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"Under New Management" Retirement Card

"Under New Management" Retirement Card

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"As Per My Last Email, Happy Retirement" Retirement Card

"As Per My Last Email, Happy Retirement" Retirement Card

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"It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"This Is The Next Chapter In Your Life" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"This Is The Next Chapter In Your Life" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Later, Traitor" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Later, Traitor" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

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"Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday" Farewell Card

"Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday" Farewell Card

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"Please Don't Leave Me With These Bitches" Farewell Card

"Please Don't Leave Me With These Bitches" Farewell Card

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"Please Don't Leave Me With These Cunts" Farewell Card

"Please Don't Leave Me With These Cunts" Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

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"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card

5.0 (1)

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"You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

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"Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card

"Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card

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"You Leaving Was Not on My Vision Board" Farewell Card

"You Leaving Was Not on My Vision Board" Farewell Card

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"You're Dead to Me" Farewell Card

"You're Dead to Me" Farewell Card

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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card

"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

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"Later, Traitor" Farewell Card

"Later, Traitor" Farewell Card

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"You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

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"The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

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"The Legend is Leaving the Building" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"The Legend is Leaving the Building" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

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"Now Who's Going to Do All the Work for Us?" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Now Who's Going to Do All the Work for Us?" Extra Large Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

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"Let's Blow This Popsicle Stand" Farewell Card

"Let's Blow This Popsicle Stand" Farewell Card

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"The Horse You Rode in on Can Stay" Farewell Card

"The Horse You Rode in on Can Stay" Farewell Card

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"The Office Will Be Quieter and a Lot More Productive" Greeting Card

"The Office Will Be Quieter and a Lot More Productive" Greeting Card

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"Retiring? In This Economy?" Retirement Card

"Retiring? In This Economy?" Retirement Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card

"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card

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"Beat It, Toots" Farewell Card

"Beat It, Toots" Farewell Card

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"Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good God Split Ya" Farewell Card

"Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good God Split Ya" Farewell Card

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"What About the Shareholders?" Farewell Card

"What About the Shareholders?" Farewell Card

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"It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card

"It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card

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"Burn All the Sage You Want, I'll Be Back" Farewell Card

"Burn All the Sage You Want, I'll Be Back" Farewell Card

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"So Sorry for Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card

"So Sorry for Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card

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"Gone and Already Forgotten" Farewell Card

"Gone and Already Forgotten" Farewell Card

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