on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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New Release Christmas Cards

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"Blurry Christmas" Christmas Card

"Blurry Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear" Christmas Card

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"Creamy Shits" Christmas Card

"Creamy Shits" Christmas Card

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"Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either" Christmas Card

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"Can I Hit Your Vape?" Christmas Card

"Can I Hit Your Vape?" Christmas Card

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"Meh-ry Christmas" Christmas Card

"Meh-ry Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Stop Dreaming of a White Christmas, That's Racist" Christmas Card

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"Wake Me Up When All This Shit is Over" Christmas Card

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"Merry Christmas You Silly Goose" Christmas Card
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"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" Christmas Card

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"Piss on the World, Hell" Christmas Card

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"I Hate Christmas. Just Kidding" Christmas Card

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"Last Christmas, I Gave You a Card" Christmas Card

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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Christmas Card

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"Beef Wellington is on the Menu" Christmas Card

"Beef Wellington is on the Menu" Christmas Card

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"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Smutty Romance Book" Greeting Card

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"This Card is a Recession Indicator" Greeting Card

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"Make Yuletide Gay Again" Christmas Card

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"Season's Greetings You Son of a Bitch" Christmas Card

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"May Both Your Birds Be Moist This Christmas" Christmas Card

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"To Me, You Are a Bitch" Christmas Card

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"To Me, You Are a Cunt" Christmas Card

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"Thanks for Having the Baubles to Host" Christmas Card

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"My Condolences to Your Digestive System" Christmas Card

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"Where's the Statue of Little Baby Joisus?" Christmas Card

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"It's Giving... Season" Christmas Card

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"You Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins" Christmas Card

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"Merry Christmas You Grinchy Bitch" Christmas Card

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"Merry Christmas You Scroogey Motherfucker" Christmas Card

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"Sorry About the Rest of the Family" Christmas Card

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"As Per My Last Email, Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Have a Fucking Spectacular Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Merry Christmas You Sexy Bitch" Christmas Card

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"Merry Christmas (Taylor's Version)" Christmas Card

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"Mandatory" Christmas Card

"Mandatory" Christmas Card

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"Generic" Christmas Card

"Generic" Christmas Card

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"Happy Fucking Holidays" Christmas Card

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"Happy (and I Cannot Stress This Enough) Holidays" Christmas Card

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"Merry (and I Cannot Stress This Enough) Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Merry Christmas Slut" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas Slut" Christmas Card

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"Merry Christmas Fuckwad" Christmas Card

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"Let's Have an Autistic Christmas" Card

"Let's Have an Autistic Christmas" Card

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"The Largest Font I Could Find" Christmas Card

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"Happy Holidays Bitch" Christmas Card

"Happy Holidays Bitch" Christmas Card

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"Happy Holidays Dickhead" Christmas Card

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"Happy Holidays Cunt" Christmas Card

"Happy Holidays Cunt" Christmas Card

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"Merry Christmas Cunt" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas Cunt" Christmas Card

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"To the Tree You Never Took Down From Last Year" Christmas Card

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"This Holiday Makes Me Want to Murder People" Christmas Card

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