on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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New Father Greeting Cards

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"Pull Out Game: Weak" Father's Day Card

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"Contraception Was Never Your Strong Point" Newborn Card

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"Congrats on Your New Shit Machine" Newborn Card

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"You're Gonna Make the Best Dilf" Newborn Card

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"It's Your First Father's Day" Father's Day Card

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"Congrats on Your New Skin Dog" Newborn Card

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"Congrats on Your Little Bundle of Terror" Newborn Card

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"You're My Baby Daddy" Father's Day Card

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"Congrats on Your New Baby, See You at 3am" Newborn Card

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"Happy Contraception Awareness Day" Greeting Card

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"Happy Surprise Father's Day" Father's Day Card

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"Should've Kept It in Your Pants, Bro" Newborn Card

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